Hey Sup Forums. Normal dumb faggot here again. I know this is long, but please read. I NEED HELP GUYS...

Hey Sup Forums. Normal dumb faggot here again. I know this is long, but please read. I NEED HELP GUYS. There's this girl, I was always afraid to talk to. Turns out she was afraid to talk to me to, because she has bad anxiety. Then one day she suddenly started talking to me. We started hanging out every weekend for months. Suddenly it all stops, she gets a boyfriend despite kinda leading me on for months. Maybe I waited too long. Then she breaks up with him, because she went away to summer camp and he wouldn't write her a letter. I did. She told me how happy this made her, and started talking to me again and hung out a few times. Then she starts getting distant again, not talking to me much and we don't hang out much. Turns out there's like 4-5 fuckboys talking to her now and she's kinda flirting with all of them subconsciously. I don't know what to do. She's so amazing and I love being friends with her, and I want to make her happy, but she's talking to all these other guys who are fighting over her, and here I am struggling to even stay afloat. Her mom literally started texting me the other day saying how cool I am, saying "I wish she'd date you, but she's afraid of losing you as a friend if it went bad" but that doesn't make sense, as she's already losing me as a friend. I don't know what to do. I try to hard to keep her interested in me, but there's always another guy. I feel like the backup that she just talks to when someone else won't. I'm so hurt, but I can't stop. I love her. I'm all kinds of fucked up over her. Her family literally loves me like their own, but she is just getting harder and harder to talk to and hang out with. What do I do? I got this far, went from being a stranger to a best friend, and now I'm slowly fading away. I would've rather never talked to her than feel this kind of pain and heartbreak. I am so close, yet so fucking far it hurts. Please give me some advice guys. I'm a bitch and I don't know what to do. Please.

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Then use the rest of the time improving yourself.

tell her how you feel user

Not quite the advice I wanted.

If I do though, what happens then. If it goes well, which is very unlikely, I'm happy. But what if she doesn't feel the same way. I think at one point she did, but I'm such a bitch that I waited too long and ruined it. She might stop talking to me totally, and I'd lose her as a friend.

>JUST DO IT
>DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!

Trust me annon you will regret it if you never tell her or at least try to properly ask her out.
If it fails you are secure in yourself knowing you asked and that's better than wondering like you are now.
You are running out of time before she gets a bf who isn't you.
By the way you described it you have a good chance go for it!

I don't know if I could do it though. I act all confident and shit but in reality I'm fucking debilitated by anxiety. She's talking to these guys who seem so much better than me. I had my chance and I fucking blew it. I should've went for it when she seemed interested still but I fucked up. I need to fucking nut up and do it but I don't know how to do it without ruining everything with her.

I wish the psychiatrist specializing in female behavior was here. If he can see this thread, we need you doctor.

Make her realize that you're the better guy. If you can summon up enough confidence by just remembering your taking the risk for someone you obviously seem to care quite a bit for, you should be able to tell her. I know you don't wanna ruin shit but like you said yourself she might already be drifitng for whatever reason. some people don't know what they want, she might want to be with you but is afraid just like you are. NUT UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

I just need anyone who can help me. I'm so fucking deep in this hole of absolute hurt because I am such a bitch who can't tell when a girl like him until it's too fucking late.

nah but seriously i wish you the best of luck Sup Forumsro

I'll try to figure it out. I'm going to see a movie with her this week, unless she cancels to do something else. I just want to be close with her again. I miss it so much, constantly staying up until 3AM talking about nonsense and laughing, going over to her house for 10+ hours just to watch Disney movies with her and her little brother and sister. I miss it all. I'm not like the guys who are just trying to smash, I just legit feel for her so much. Why tf am I like this.

I know exactly how that is, dated a bitch just like that, my only mistake was letting her take three years of my fucking life going on and off on and off again and again. Didn't ever get better, when I would try to talk to her about it she would pretend not to understand and back off, many times. Finally had the balls to dump her, and altough I feel kinda lonely, things are better like this.

>tl;dr:
leave the bitch

Look man, time really passes by so fucking fast, say to her what you really feel, trust me you don't want to waste your time deciding whether or not to say it, JUST DO IT or else someone else will.

I've been through similar shit and got rejected. Yes i was sad but afterwards i was unbelievably relieved. The girl was going to a diffierent school and i managed to get the balls to ask her 5 weeks before the end of term. If i never asked i would be pissed.

Look there are 2 ways of doing this:

1 - You do not ask or tell her
>She will NEVER go out with you.
>Status will remain the same and might lose eachother.
>Tonnes of regret trust me not worth it.

2 - You ask her or tell her
>She is likely to say yes since she knows who you are really well.
>You enhance your friendship/relationship.
>No regrets since you did your best to salvage it if it went wrong and are thankful that you know instead of worrying.
>If it is a no she would understand and i don't see why you can't just be friends.

I just feel like if I asked her out, and it didn't go well, things would just be awkward after that. If she didn't have the same feelings I did, that would feel weird for her to still hang out or be friends with me, it just might end up awkward. The pros and cons are so fucking even and I'm so scared of both. I don't want to lose her if I don't ask, but I don't want to lose her if I do.

I asked out a girl who I was friends with before, though it was a friendzone, we ended up getting very close after that and romantic even though we're "still friends". Do it, you have a good chance, shes taking anyone in at this point and you will have a chance too. Do it OP!

I'm just so scared... I need to fucking man up and do it somehow, before she gets played by one of the fuckboys who are just trying to get in her pants. I can't let it happen.

Do it as soon as possible, actually, do it now. If your rejected, tell her your still up for being her friend, worked for me anyway.

Motherfucker, do you like AIDS?

No, I'm just a fucking bitch who can't man up to say one or two fucking sentences. Even if I can't go out with her, I just want shit to be how it used to. I miss the late night conversations, talking her through shit, coming over just to let her beat me in COD to make her feel good. FUCK

FUCKING ASK HER OUT! JUST DO IT!

not to be rude OP, but you sound like a whiner right now, which is understandable. bitches have had me fucked up before too. but you gotta have some balls and tell her the truth. one fot he biggest impediments to relationships is lack of honesty/truth, and you might be missing out on a deeper happier relationship from the get go with her by being too afraid to be honest. if this girl is close to you as you say, she'll be understanding if she doesnt feel the same. plus from what is sounds like you've got good odds, and even if she says no, don't be spiteful towards her but realize you're a good dude regardless, its not that ur shit its just she has different things in mind

I know I sound like a total bitch because of my whining, but I've never dealt with this before. I've never had a girl go from being the closest person to me, to being so distant, then back somewhere in the middle like she is now. I don't think I have good odds, I think the other guys she talks to daily have better odds. I don't know anymore.

I've been through shit that is nearly picture identical to what youre going through now. If you dont want to see her be played by these other dudes, stop hanging out with her (and me being the beta I am I usually go with that) or ask her out, and make sure that it DOESNT happen.

>Kill her user. If you can't have her no one can

It worked out for me too like the other user. If you are both good friends it wont be awkward. She was the one who tried to make it as normal as possibke after anyway there was no difference in her. It might be awkward for a little for you but it will go back to nornal just do it. In my situation i was pressured to ask because a fuckboy tried to steal her but luckily it failed.

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op, do you think you're better then the fuckboys? I'm serious, do you actually think they're better than you or more fit for her? in terms of anything really

I believe at you! May the power of 1000000 anons awaken the fire inside your heart, so you have the courage to heccin nut in her.

P.S. If things don't go smoothly I know a guy that can hook you up with some chloroform and maybe even a few tips on making your own sex dungeon if your feeling lucky ;)

The kind of advice one would expect out of 4chin

>op thinks he's a normalfag

I want to. I just need to find the courage and a way to do it. I need to act before one of the fuckboys tries to take her. I just don't want to see her hurt by them. I don't want to lose her.

Exactly if hes better for her (which it sounds like he really is and the mother agrees) bloody hell just for it!

Dude, just schedule something definite, and down a few shots before going out to meet her.

If you really can't deal with things not potentially working out with her, just cut her out of your life permanently, because you'll just be hurting yourself either way.

Wtf, you think she's leading you on? Stop being such a pussy and wasting both your times. S

Ok you are a step closer now. You acknowleged how you have to ask her. I'd suggest doing it in person not through text or letter. Try and do it when you next meet up or try arrange a meetup really soon.

Her mother started texting me and saying how much her whole family enjoys having me around, and how she wishes she would date me because of how nice and good of a friend I am to her, and how many times I've comforted her when her anxiety gets bad. I just wish her mom's opinion mattered to her. Her whole family is so awesome.

I know I have to. I just don't know how the fuck I'm gonna muster the balls of steel to do it.

You can always just do something like "hey bitch I want to date you." over text. Different method, same results. Plus it's not nearly as awkward as in person.

Just ask her out dude. As I recently found out, it's not that hard. Shit I wish I didn't waste 21 years doing what you're doing.

Worst comes to worst she says no and you lose her as a friend BUT if you want to ask her out that badly, you're not really willing to settle for just being friends. I lied to myself about that for so long.

Tbh if you're that far down the rabbit hole, just do it, fail, then move on. I've been in your position and it sucks. It sucks to stay awake at night wondering if she thinks about you. It sucks to waste all your focus and emotion on her. Get your closure with this chick and then find a girl who will actually date you.

I truly and sincerely wish you the best of luck user. I know you won't take my advice but maybe someday you'll realize what you have to do.

Smash and pass bro

THERE YOU GO! DATE HER! DATE HER! DO IT user!

dubs says you have to smash and pass her

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Why are people giving you real advice? I am on Reddit?

I want to. Her mother wants us to because of how good of a person I try to be but I don't think her daughter realizes the same thing

This is the kind of garbage that I was waiting for. Props to you for being gay

same fag

Really? Reddit would tell him to either become gay. Or the faggot feminist would Fucking tell you that she's not your property and if she cared she'd ask you out...

Have you ever been to that backwards shithole? Sup Forums gives better advice.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag? I’ll have you know they've ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on Sup Forums, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this board, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of Sup Forumstards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I got u bro.

Stop talking to her completely. get your ass out of the friendzone. Wait a while then ask her out. Dont be the backup. Plus if shes a slut she will ahve fucked someone by then and you can just tell her to fuck off. You also find out if shes a slut this way. Two birds with one stone

Honestly if you don't pick your sagging balls off the ground I am going to skull fuck this chick while wearing her skin.

Fair enough zir. You have restored my faith.

dude

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

ALL YOU CAN DO IS MAN UP OR AN HERO OP, PICK ONE

I wish I had a guy like you in my life. Unless you're ugly. Ain't nobody fuckin' wit you if u ugly. Try to remind her of all the good times that you've had. She'll eventually come 'round and realize that you're in this for the long haul. If she doesn't well then this bitch is stupid and you should drop it. You're too good for her

Well said.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Special Ed, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the candy drawer, and I have over 300 confirmed gold stars. I am trained in gorilla conversation and I'm the top crafter in the entire US education system. You are nothing to me but just another conversation doll. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of aspies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed conversation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Johnson School Gym and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit spaghetti all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I don't think that's how any of this works.

I just want to see her happy. I love it when she smiles, when she laughs and when she's goofy. She's literally a female me but beautiful. I hate when she's upset. I just want a chance to make her happy, I just need to nut up. I'm not ugly or anything, just a fucking beta ass bitch.

idk dude
maybe he should just smack her ass and dog her pussy raw then get tested for HIV afterwards

You don't see it? You're being played with the oldest game in the book.

That's just how women operate. Now, you decide if you are going to play her game, or not. Or run your own game, user.

Do not be so clueless.

Dude are you for real right now? You have got to be kidding me you fucking faggy piece of shit. I bet 1000 dollars you are a fucking liar. You fucking guido tool douchebag.
1. You are too young and shitty to even graduate from school
2. In case you did. How many blowjobs did you give to graduate?
3. Secret raids on Al-Quaeda? I bet you only sucked Osama's dick
4. 300 confirmed kills? I think you meant 300 confirmed anal sex with men
5. It's Guerrilla warfare, you fucking ass douchebag cunt
6. You think your cool for getting trolled for reading this?
7. I don't give a fuck if you come to my house with your spy bitches, I will beat the fuck out of you
8. Only with your bare hands? I bet you can only do handjobs, fag
9. The entire arsenal? you are a fucking faggot lier
10. If your SO badass, than why are you on Sup Forums?
11. You better watch yourself because I will fucking hunt you down myself.

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>When this went from me getting advice to pure memes

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you male pig? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Womyn's Studies class, and I've been involved in numerous demonstrations against oppression of womynkind, and I have over 300 signatures on my petition. I am trained in debate tactics and I'm the top speaker in the entire Feminist Frequency. You are nothing to me but just another cis scum. I will reeducate the fuck out of you with feminism the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, male oppressor. As we speak I am contacting my public network of activists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, misogynist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your worldview. You're fucking dead, nerd. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can disprove your biased theories in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with no preparation time. Not only am I extensively trained in rhetorics, but I have access to the entire funding of the Tropes vs Women in Video Games project and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable opinions off the face of the Internet, you rapist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godessdamn idiot. I will rain empowerment all over womyn and your cisprivilege will drown in it. Your rape culture is over, man.

Forget about those other guys. Tell her how you feel. Either she reciprocates and you can move forward with her, or she doesn't and you can drop the bitch and let the other faggots fight over the scraps. Either way, it's better than being left in the dark, right?

She is clearly an ambassador of the devil! The only way to stop this treachery is to form an alliance with the trade federation in order to create a blockade on the planet Naboo to gain political favour.

What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing Sup Forums. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the Sup Forums type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must have us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

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Then when they least expect it execute order 666 to drive the Jedi Alliance out of the intergalactic political race while simultaneously framing the Jedi for the slaughter of your remaining competitors.

Well based on how this literally turned into a shitshow of memes, I'll just say this
I'll try to ask her out. If she cancels on the movie this week I'll confront her and ask her what the fuck is going on with her, and why she's acting how she is anymore. I can't live like this anymore, it's literal torture.

What the foghorn did you just ruffing say about me, you little noob? I’ll have you know I've soloed the Trolley of Toontown Central and I’m responsible for the dating shows of cats via Toon Valley, and I have 195 pink slips. I trained my toon to be the best in a battle of level twelves and I’m the 137 of this district. You are nothing to me but just another moocher. I will wipe you the heckle out in a method called reporting , mark my words. You think you can get away with saying meow to me on Toontown? Think again NOOB. As we speak I am contacting all my 100 laff friends and your toon is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for greening, parker. The greening that wipes out the lovely things you call your level seven gags. You’re being sent back to the playground, kid. I can be in any lobby, anytime and green you in over 4 different bosses, and that’s just with my 34 laff uber. Not only am I trained in soloing the CEO, but I have teleport access for all of the playgrounds including the headquarters. If only you could have known what your crappy gameplay was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of trained your gags more efficiently. But you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, I will bring you into the VP to green you. I will also dc you in the middle of a back nine and you will cry over it. You’re getting disconnected. Love your friendly little lacker.

Good idea. Except if she cancels, don't confront her. At the very most, you can politely express your disappointment, then stop initiating contact. That's all she deserves from you. Never forget that your time is valuable. She needs to understand that as well.

Alright. Thanks for the advice. I'll try my best to use all of this advice to hopefully stop being a beta fag and step up to the plate.

If she agrees, show her a good time, then tell her (get some liquid courage in yourself if you need to).
If she cancels, don't throw an autistic shitfit where she'll see it (like on social media). Do it in private, don't say anything untoward to her.
In the meantime, logically consider where she's going in her life, and where you should be going in relation to that.
If she's leading you on as you seem to be implying she is, maybe you should get over your oneitis and ghost her.

Quick bump. Not ready to die yet.