Ask a man that has never masturbated anything

Ask a man that has never masturbated anything

how often do you masturbate?

Why do you feel the need to lie?

what is masturbated

Is it because you can't get a grip on your micropenis

Got any NoFap tips?

bullshit. i went 4 days without beating it and woke up the 5th day with cum in my boxers. how often do you have to change your boxers, you son of bitch liar?

what do you do when you have a boner

Why you lying to us and yourself OP

Why?

I never started masturbating so I can't help you, but I guess it helps getting a GF to fuck
Daily

Wait it out and have trouble taking a tinkle
I just never fealt the need or want to

>doesn't answer my question because he knows it's true

Why are you lying

What do you do to help your community?

I sweep rocks out of skate spots

>Doesn't answer his own question

Fuck I love you. That is so awesome! Do you just have a broom handy or What? I pick up litter but I usually forget gloves. Fuck it. Stronger immune system. When did you start sweeping rocks out of skate spots?

I live in a small town, like we're not even a town according to the census bureau, and when I started I realized everywhere sucked so I just always kept a broom in my car and I started leaving them at skate spots and other guys use them too sometimes

do you ever wonder than when you finally do nut, your dick will explode

are you gay?