>be me
>working as surgeon
>operating on this druggy they brought in
>how bad could it be?
>enter operation room
>guy is out on operating table
>ready myself
>operating on this guy's testicles
>look
>ohmyfuckingchrist.jpeg
>his balls are rotten
>no schlong
>testicles are visible
>steel myself and make an incision
>pus in my face
>ask my assistant how this even happened
>tells me guy somehow got fungus on his balls
Cont.?
Be me
Please, go on.
Do it.
Fucking gross btw.
i needs it
surg tech here. can confirm seeing fucked up shit in the OR
also please post advice on preventing ball fungus
professional castration works wonders
fucking newfags can't recognize obvious pasta
cont u fuckin cunt
wash them
nigger this is no pasta.
what's gonna happen next then?
that's all there is, you heard the whole story
of course it is, I've read this shit before
>begin cutting
>something falls out
>niggawhat.gif
>a fucking maggot fell out
>tell assistant to squeeze his testicles to try and remove remaining maggots
>about a hundred maggots fall out
>god why
>cut open testicles
>what
>the
>fuck
>the most vile mix of cum and god knows what pours out
>keep in mind that we didn't put the maggots in
>just cut off his testicles
>my sentiments exactly
>that's all there is, you heard the whole story
Fucking kek.
>all there is
>story continues
hate to break it to you, but there is more and this one is a legit, so sit back and enjoy
...
>cut them off
>maggots
>so many fucking maggots
>hundreds
>I'm about to pass out
>we finally finish
>leave for a while
>assistant looks at me in terror about two hours later
>we didn't plug in the heart monitor
>youWHAT
>rush there
>have nurse check his pulse
>he's gone
>mfw I castrated a Krokodil addict
Someone screencap this shit.
>They didn't plug in a heart monitor
Welp, my little faith in hospitals is gone.
>Krokodil
this makes sense. top 100 predictable anime deaths 2017
anyone using that shit is beyond saving
Checkem
Also:
It was made up. Cum doesn't come from your balls. This guy obviously doesn't have a clue what he's talking about.
not sure if tragedy or comedy
>cum mixed with god knows what
he wasn't sure, dumbass/
>Cum mixed with
Like I said, cum doesn't come from your balls, retard.
You are right, only sperm comes from your sack.
>heart monitor not plugged in
I had a tiny bit of faith in you before that, no way this is real
can you not see the
>imlying
in the story?
Say what you will, anons, I'm just saying what I remember. I don't know if it was cum or not, castration and genitalia anatomy isn't my strong suit.
There's no way some idiot like me knows that and not a fucking surgeon. That's middle school Anatomy stuff..
>>tell assistant to squeeze his testicles to try and remove remaining maggots
Fucking kaiokekx10
So do people these days cap any "oc" they just so happen to find, even if it's made up bullshit?
krokodile is more of a russian drug. maybe OP is just some ruskie fuck with half a med degree. considering the dumbass managed to castrate a corpse, it's likely
it's not whether its made up bullshit or not, its whether it's entertaining. the only funny part of this is OP's incompetence, and it isn't really cap-worthy
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Everything's made up bullshit on /b.
...
>this
Do you have a med degree?
Russia?