I need to have a completely clean and innocent camera roll by 3 am (currently 11:40). Give me random innocent pictures...

I need to have a completely clean and innocent camera roll by 3 am (currently 11:40). Give me random innocent pictures, nothing that would get me in legal trouble.

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why so op hope no bait

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Why are you in such a rush?

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Alright I gave you 3 now dump the cp before you go

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What do you need an innocent camera roll?

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I'm getting a job as a security officer at a high school. Apparently the last guy made some amateur porn with a student in one of the locker rooms and they want to look through everyone's phones to make sure no one has stuff like that. The whole districts has gotten into trouble for hiring people who end up doing weird shit. I don't know why the fuck they care so much, but they just really want to make sure no one has that or other illegal stuff on their phone. I just so happen to have alot of weird shit that would definatly coat me my job.

Edit: cost, not coat

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and that in no way cries out cheese pizza...

OP is either too stupid to just delete his pics (or move off phone.. what evs) or just wanted to make shit post.

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just delete everything, it isn't that hard to do

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Too conspicuous.

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I don't want to give them my phone and have zero pictures on it, I feel like that would be way to suspicious. I just want a few pictures so my camera roll looks somewhat normal.

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Is your camera roll ONLY filled with cp or something? Fuck man just delete the sus stuff and keep like, your family photos or something

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Its basically only filled with gore and other weird stuff, if I delete all of it it would be way to suspicious.

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getting in trouble because your security guards are fucking weird is like getting in trouble because you're fucking breathing.

What the hell do they think they're hiring, a law enforcement officer?
Security =/= law enforcement

How about you get a flip phone for like $10 and tell them that's what you use?
You're making like $11 an hr they'll believe it.

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Smart idea. Any ideas where I could get one? It's a little after midnight and I don't know what store that sells them would be open this late.

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lel... i ms painted that ages ago. topkek

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Any Walmart's near you?

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pepe, he's quite the thriller

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Yeah, there's one about 30 minutes away from me. I've never seen them carry flip phones though.

why is this making me laugh way too hard?

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Finally, I have a slightly larger version of this. So hard to find.

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crabpost

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Literally walmart.
look for one you'll find it.

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God speed

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Thanks user, I'll go there in the morning and look for one.

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It's very understandable that they do those checks. I wouldn't want you anywhere near my kid let alone be in the same facility as him anywhere in a 24 hour period.

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Edit: Are they open 24/7? If so, I should go right now.

I'm just security, they just want to make sure I'm not a psycho or pedophile. I don't even like kids, I'm just doing it because it's decent any for minimal work.

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cked

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dat cast

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wtf is this pic of?

looks 18 to me