Hello Sup Forums, I am your local police officer checking for dubs. May I come in?
Hello Sup Forums, I am your local police officer checking for dubs. May I come in?
nothing to see here
clear here, no illegal dubs
Come back with a warrant.
No dubs here sir
Put your hands where I can see them!
No dubs here officer, feel free to look around.
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE MOTHERFUCKER
Hello officer, I am your local Sup Forums checking for a warrant. May I see one?
these 'dub' threads are fucking retarded. why do people waste their time making them?
d-d-dubs?
I don't know about any dubs...
Right here.
Get a warrant copper
would you rather have more trap/tranny gay shit?
As you can see officer you can check em
Sir, I've never even smelled a dub
we got him chief lets keep moving
You'd better come with us, son.
I swear you won't find any on me.
No dubs in this house officer, only dumbass tranny/trap posts.
I don't believe those are real officers.
no, but there are more options than just that.
No dubs here officer
Alright, that's enough outta you. Bend over and spread 'em.
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I HAVE A PERMIT FOR THESE YOU FASCIST COCKSUCKER!
Alright, break it up you two.
Ain't no dubs here officer.....
Nope not me officer
I have a medical permit for these dubs. They're for my schizophrenia.
I was just same fagging I swear to alah
Oh yeah? What are you hiding? We'd better probe your cavity.
Go ahead, nothing here.
There aren't any Dub permits.
Put your hands where I can see them!
do you have a warrant?
Then how do you explain these?
Uhh, sorry officer, check em again.
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Bullshit you fascist crypto kike. I have a card recognized in 48 states.
Fuck
Get on the ground!
DOWN ON THE GROUND!!! NOW!!!
FUCK YOU I AIN'T DONE SHIT
Okay, you're cumming with me!
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That's not my milk you piece of shit
Hm. Looks like you're standing, to me.
Officer what are YOU doing with those illicit dubs?!
Boy, you in a world o hurt now.
Fuck off, faggot.
Get on the ground!
It's sad to see an officer fall to dub addiction.
You're coming with me.
Only got dis brick of opium on me officer.. nothing under the bed
Dicks and Bones may make me moan but first you have to catch me motherfucker
Whoa! Line up, boys - we got us a live one here.
Really? You wouldn't mind If I checked?
You first
Nah. Them dubs CLEARLY fell outta YOUR pocket, boy.
Goddamned crooked cops all over
No dubs here sir
We need some backup here!
You got a warrant, cop?
Yeah - back that skinny butt right up on me!
Not at all s-sir.. go on ahead.
Oh, just porn. My bad.
No dubs on me sir!
quads
Get on the ground, Now1
Naw nigga, check again.
Drop it!
arrest this man
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Clean as the day I was born officer
Nothing to see here
I swear, I'm clean!
F U C K