Real talk - how jealous are you of Dan Schneider?

Real talk - how jealous are you of Dan Schneider?

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Dan "cum inside a minor" Schneider?

Very he probably fucked jennette in every hole. Like can you imagine the shit she did with him and other producers/directors for her "career"

this, i'd kill to fuck jennette

Dan "Hold on tighter she's a fighter" Schneider

She's probably swallowed a good amount of semen.

had no interest in her whatsoever
had...

What, jealous of getting lots of 10-16 year old pussy? Nah, no one here.

would love to get a gang of anons together and go to town on her

Dan the man

YES! This has made my morning.

Dan "drop on your knee, it might sting like a bee" Schneider

fuck that body man
she has to have nudes right?

andre drummond that nigga

If it were't illegal and she was willing back when she was on iCarly I for sure would have fucked Jennette. In a heartbeat.

>If it were't illegal
you can tell the truth, bro
in here you're anonymous

You will never have jennette on her knees blowing your cock for better pay.

Dan "The pussy beckons, sloppy seconds" Schneider?

Is he wearing a fat suit?

kek i have not seen this one before

why even live

Nah. Gotta tell the truth. What kept me from hitting on young teenagers back in the day was the fact it was illegal.

ugh a whole thread about cucking for dan schnieider...
kys

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I'd love to hear about the shit she's done just to fap and feel bad about never ever experiencing it lol

Dan "give me your anus and i make you famouse" Schneider?

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Look, part of me thinks fucking a 14-year-old would be totally hot, but rationally I know it would be shit, because teenagers are annoying. I fucked a 19-year-old who was high on cocaine when I was 34, and she was even more annoying than 19-year-olds normally are.

me too

OC baby

I can only imagine how many dicks she's pleased and the countless humiliating facials.

i want to watch her in action, see just how slutty she truly is

Probably isn't that much she just does it to advance her career like every other actress

Not interested in the niggerfucker.

still, to watch...

>black dicks
fix'd

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I'd watch too

so pathetic, we just have to watch, no way to participate

is this real life or am i a newfag?

Lol it's not even her

Well the coked out ones sure. Wrong drug. The dope addicts aren't annoying as the drugs are sedating. You haven't lived until you shoot up with and fuck 14-16 year olds.

moar

He also fucked Ariana Grande when she was hotter.

idc, only into jennette

He turned Miranda Cosgrove into a nympho

where’s the evidence?

IM GONNA MAKE YOU A STAR BABY HEHEHEHEHEHEHE KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE YOU"RE GONNA BE A STAR

where is that story about miranda cosgrove blowing a whole football team or something

What career? shes easly the least famous of the 3.

Her nickname at usc was ghost because of all the cum she had on her face when the football team ran on a train on her

>fuck young girls
>put them on TV
>profit
this guy is a pimp

hot

What do you think boys? Is he the father?

Yup No doubt

Yeah probably

what a creep, this guy pig fucked all your favorite stars, he might have even fucked angelica pickles

No shes a cartoon character

Fucking newfag

>the story changes everytime
fucking kek, you virgin faggots should learn to keep only one as the oficial

yknow the only guys who call other guys virgins are they themselves a virgin and insecure right

Okay?

I want to be best friends with Dan Schneider. I'm unemployed and wouldn't mind a comfy Nickelodeon job and occasionally getting to fuck Icarly

you realise he’d fuck you too? Dan “any holes a goal after a pint of cider” Schneider

so you implying that i'm a virgin would imply that you are, in fact, a virgo

who would want a sandy asshole when you can have the sweetest vaginas on earth

i don’t deny it

>created a bunch of tv shows with pre-teens in them
>made them fulfill his fetishes by disguising them as "lolsorandomXDD" comedy bits.

the man is living the pedo dream.

Good shows too

>being slimed is cum
topkek
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