Jack Johnson edition
/brit/
Tories?
ethereum is crashing and it makes me want to kill myself
tarts
fuck off yank american music is SHIT
the gf
So do I try again to talk to the tranny alone or do I just give up and accept that I'm hated
have been putting off getting a job because in this state id fuck up any interview
am getting QUITE sick of bumming around all every day though so search will begin in earnest tomorrow
looks like greg rudeski wtf
hate it when my parents, especially my mum, make innuendo comments
yeah and it will never go back up right
you're an idiot who deserves to sell at a loss now
post tunes
why are girls so mean
don't EVER insult taytay again
Sitting by the river on my own, drinking rum and watching the ducks
Fucking love ducks and wildlife in general. I could've been Bill Oddie in another lifetime.
Spy on >her taking a poo and post the vid here
Looks like I've got the best stats in the customer service department again
>new zealand
>jobs
farting and screaming
accept that you are hated, freak
go piss in his ribena as revenge
Local barber fucked my shit up senpai
that's clearly banter
Looks like I've got the best stats in the customer service department again
She's gross, you wouldn't like it
is that Melania?
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very good
If your job includes interacting with customers you have a shit job
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What DnD character are you:
Dwarf..............Barbarian..............Acolyte
Elf...................Bard......................Charlatan
Halfling...........Cleric.....................Entertainer
Human...........Druid......................Guild artisan
Dragonborn....Fighter...................Hermit
Gnome...........Monk.....................Outlander
Half Elf...........Paladin..................Sailor
Half Orc.........Ranger...................Soldier
Tiefling...........Rogue
.......................Sorcerer
.......................Warlock
.......................Wizard
Always thought I was a fan of Twin Peaks, but it's just dawned on me that I might just love the comfy soundtrack and the cinematography but everything else is shit
smells like ribena
gf doesn't understand why I love her thighs so much
Teenagers are horrible
remember in high school when i saw an older qt's panties when she was wearing a skirt sitting down. wondering how obvious i was looking the whole clas
what town
Charlatan
>Oddie supports the Green Party.[45] In October 2014, on the BBC's Sunday Morning Live, he stated that he wanted a limit on the number of children that British families can have, saying that he was "very often ashamed" to be British, whom he called "a terrible race".[46][47]
But why do she hate me?
If done nothing wrong except state at her a few times
might become a white hindu
>not enjoying the esoteric nonsense, whacky sense of humour and the seething social commentary
Entertainer
what was the context?
Remember vividly when I was a kid listening to Jack Johnson on a drive to London with my old man and going in the Quicksilver shop in Covent Garden. I looked at the people in there and the photos on the wall and thought surfing was the coolest thing on earth, in that moment I decided I wanted to be a surfer
never followed my dream and now I'm in fucking politics
how did that one happen
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>2.9MB
>on Sup Forums so no audio
shan't be opening this
i showed her /brit/ once, she didnt understand it (small brain)
im not on /brit/ ALL night, i do a lot of general websurfing and ofttimes reading
there is a dearth especially outside auckland but im not picky me plus im well good at office/admin stuff
York
wish I could wallop those runty girls and save the qt
80% of brits are chavs
Fuck DnD
Character creation was the only fun we had
I can't roleplay or do dungeon master storytelling for shit
snorting and guffawing
me 2
unironically can't. Hindu scriptures basically discriminate against anyone who isn't in the top 3 castes - excluding them from rites and so on.
Anyone who isn't indian and doesn't belong ancestral lines won't be truly accepted, except for sham sects like the hare krishnas
gf just telegrammed me this
probably because you look like this
it's supposed to be one from each column
never really bothered getting into music but I've started banging the ol' spotify on every evening, you lads got any bands to recommend?
currently listening to the libertines and eating jammy dodgers x
go suck off a badger Oddie you old cunt
what have you been reading lately x
>showing gfs /brit/
Absolutely despise frogspawn such as you, I'd mush you into paste on first sight you fucking tadpole
Fucking pakis
Literally what is there to be proud of for being british?
Get your some Frank ocean.
I voted for the Green Party in BC elections today because they want a 30 percent tax on foreners buying houses
>tfw no scotland flag so other posters think you are english
near Millenium bridge?
britain was the greatest country in the world and some parts are very pretty
unfortunately everything now is ugly and crap
oh okay
I'll take
Elf
Bard
Charlatan
always assume posters with union jacks are welsh or english
You are
I look better now and all the normies speak to me
Besides she's a dog, fat too, how can she look down on anyone
pavement
Not telling
:(
I'm Pakistani
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>was
it was shit even in the empire days.
unless you are literally nobility, the empire only represents your exploitation and the exploitation of other peoples.
>pretty
IF the weather is good, which it seldom is
I'm quite jealous, I'm in Scarborough and have polished of all my havana club
wrong. if that was the case you would've posted an updated picture of yourself by now
going to the shop lads, anybody need anything?
halfling wizard hermit
reddit.com
this sub reddit is hilarious
Britain IS, WAS, and will ALWAYS be the greatest country on Earth
mental to think this time next week I'll be in Edinburgh
never been to Scotland before
see you in 5
yeah a gf thanks x
Cornetto
how come Sup Forums doesn't have audio webms
Ended slavery on a global scale, pretty much single-handedly.
en.wikipedia.org
pretty sure some parts of Hinduism are very friendly to white people, Indo-Aryan roots and etc. basically meaning that whites are at the top of their caste along with aristocratic Indians
/comfy/
unironically used to tell my workmates about poleaboo and other /brit/ storylines haha dealt out the goss after the corrie talk
got a very interesting book called "writings from ancient egypt", which is as you might expect a collection of annotated writings from ancient egypt - tomb inscriptions (which were usually lengthy autobiographies of the lads in them), temple walls, accounts of battles and that
next on the list is little women, then infinite jest
objectively false 2bh
I can point to a bunch of other countries with higher standards of living and more relevance per capita.
will check them out. cheers lad
haha no smoke without fire mate
Give me 2 weeks
Just enough for any effects of my latest laser session to take effect
are you just saying you browse r9k?
sounds like a real world magician
good post tbqh
sterilising runts when
>unironically used to tell my workmates about poleaboo and other /brit/ storylines
why mate
human wizard hermit
me irl