/brit/

Jack Johnson edition

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Tories?

ethereum is crashing and it makes me want to kill myself

tarts

fuck off yank american music is SHIT

the gf

So do I try again to talk to the tranny alone or do I just give up and accept that I'm hated

have been putting off getting a job because in this state id fuck up any interview
am getting QUITE sick of bumming around all every day though so search will begin in earnest tomorrow

looks like greg rudeski wtf

hate it when my parents, especially my mum, make innuendo comments

yeah and it will never go back up right
you're an idiot who deserves to sell at a loss now

post tunes

why are girls so mean

don't EVER insult taytay again

Sitting by the river on my own, drinking rum and watching the ducks

Fucking love ducks and wildlife in general. I could've been Bill Oddie in another lifetime.

Spy on >her taking a poo and post the vid here

Looks like I've got the best stats in the customer service department again

>new zealand
>jobs

farting and screaming

accept that you are hated, freak
go piss in his ribena as revenge

Local barber fucked my shit up senpai

that's clearly banter

Looks like I've got the best stats in the customer service department again

She's gross, you wouldn't like it

is that Melania?

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very good

If your job includes interacting with customers you have a shit job

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What DnD character are you:

Dwarf..............Barbarian..............Acolyte
Elf...................Bard......................Charlatan
Halfling...........Cleric.....................Entertainer
Human...........Druid......................Guild artisan
Dragonborn....Fighter...................Hermit
Gnome...........Monk.....................Outlander
Half Elf...........Paladin..................Sailor
Half Orc.........Ranger...................Soldier
Tiefling...........Rogue
.......................Sorcerer
.......................Warlock
.......................Wizard

Always thought I was a fan of Twin Peaks, but it's just dawned on me that I might just love the comfy soundtrack and the cinematography but everything else is shit

smells like ribena

gf doesn't understand why I love her thighs so much

Teenagers are horrible

remember in high school when i saw an older qt's panties when she was wearing a skirt sitting down. wondering how obvious i was looking the whole clas

what town

youtube.com/watch?v=-mnoc7odpLU

Charlatan

>Oddie supports the Green Party.[45] In October 2014, on the BBC's Sunday Morning Live, he stated that he wanted a limit on the number of children that British families can have, saying that he was "very often ashamed" to be British, whom he called "a terrible race".[46][47]

But why do she hate me?

If done nothing wrong except state at her a few times

might become a white hindu

>not enjoying the esoteric nonsense, whacky sense of humour and the seething social commentary

Entertainer

what was the context?

Remember vividly when I was a kid listening to Jack Johnson on a drive to London with my old man and going in the Quicksilver shop in Covent Garden. I looked at the people in there and the photos on the wall and thought surfing was the coolest thing on earth, in that moment I decided I wanted to be a surfer

never followed my dream and now I'm in fucking politics

how did that one happen

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>on Sup Forums so no audio

shan't be opening this

i showed her /brit/ once, she didnt understand it (small brain)
im not on /brit/ ALL night, i do a lot of general websurfing and ofttimes reading

there is a dearth especially outside auckland but im not picky me plus im well good at office/admin stuff

York

wish I could wallop those runty girls and save the qt

80% of brits are chavs

Fuck DnD
Character creation was the only fun we had

I can't roleplay or do dungeon master storytelling for shit

snorting and guffawing

me 2

unironically can't. Hindu scriptures basically discriminate against anyone who isn't in the top 3 castes - excluding them from rites and so on.

Anyone who isn't indian and doesn't belong ancestral lines won't be truly accepted, except for sham sects like the hare krishnas

gf just telegrammed me this

probably because you look like this

it's supposed to be one from each column

never really bothered getting into music but I've started banging the ol' spotify on every evening, you lads got any bands to recommend?

currently listening to the libertines and eating jammy dodgers x

go suck off a badger Oddie you old cunt

what have you been reading lately x

>showing gfs /brit/
Absolutely despise frogspawn such as you, I'd mush you into paste on first sight you fucking tadpole

Fucking pakis

Literally what is there to be proud of for being british?

Get your some Frank ocean.

I voted for the Green Party in BC elections today because they want a 30 percent tax on foreners buying houses

>tfw no scotland flag so other posters think you are english

near Millenium bridge?

britain was the greatest country in the world and some parts are very pretty

unfortunately everything now is ugly and crap

oh okay
I'll take
Elf
Bard
Charlatan

always assume posters with union jacks are welsh or english

You are

I look better now and all the normies speak to me

Besides she's a dog, fat too, how can she look down on anyone

pavement

Not telling

:(

I'm Pakistani

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>was
it was shit even in the empire days.

unless you are literally nobility, the empire only represents your exploitation and the exploitation of other peoples.

>pretty
IF the weather is good, which it seldom is

I'm quite jealous, I'm in Scarborough and have polished of all my havana club

wrong. if that was the case you would've posted an updated picture of yourself by now

going to the shop lads, anybody need anything?

halfling wizard hermit

reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/689k7u/accused_of_masturbating_in_my_car/

this sub reddit is hilarious

Britain IS, WAS, and will ALWAYS be the greatest country on Earth

mental to think this time next week I'll be in Edinburgh
never been to Scotland before

see you in 5

yeah a gf thanks x

Cornetto

how come Sup Forums doesn't have audio webms

Ended slavery on a global scale, pretty much single-handedly.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Converts_to_Hinduism

pretty sure some parts of Hinduism are very friendly to white people, Indo-Aryan roots and etc. basically meaning that whites are at the top of their caste along with aristocratic Indians

/comfy/

unironically used to tell my workmates about poleaboo and other /brit/ storylines haha dealt out the goss after the corrie talk

got a very interesting book called "writings from ancient egypt", which is as you might expect a collection of annotated writings from ancient egypt - tomb inscriptions (which were usually lengthy autobiographies of the lads in them), temple walls, accounts of battles and that
next on the list is little women, then infinite jest

objectively false 2bh

I can point to a bunch of other countries with higher standards of living and more relevance per capita.

will check them out. cheers lad

haha no smoke without fire mate

Give me 2 weeks
Just enough for any effects of my latest laser session to take effect

are you just saying you browse r9k?


sounds like a real world magician

good post tbqh
sterilising runts when

>unironically used to tell my workmates about poleaboo and other /brit/ storylines
why mate

human wizard hermit

me irl