Do UK guys feel envious of America?

Do UK guys feel envious of America?

No.

Why would they?
The worst thing about america is all the americans who live there.

Nope

Yes.
They have won the geographical lottery.

They should give us their land so we can actually do something great with all the natural ressources and Lebensraum.

We now barely have coal.

This is accurate.

Sometimes I wonder how America is even still a nation...

fuck no

it's absolute fucking hell on earth for anyone with a bit of taste and decency

Good thing we kicked your tea drinking asses into the sea 234 years ago.

Not in the slightest.
Americans are just our loud fat autistic brother with the propeller hat

As a British person, I can hand on heart say "no." You are fucking stupid morons, responsible for almost all of the worlds troubles.
It is an embarrassment that our two countries are related.

i mean America was just a colony of Great Britain. but now America is the strongest country in the world and UK is just going down country in Europe. can't be the best even in Europe because Germany is the best one there.

Oh wow, so much anus butthurt. Ya bois better LUBE it up. People are shit everywhere, but yeah probably a majority of people in the cities of america are garbage. Just like any other shithole on earth.

But yeah, i mean the UK is really nice nowadays.. (Pic related)

Im not saying america is perfect, but if you want to do (almost) anything, its still the country to be in. Besides, with trump you wont have an enormous chance of having a sandnigger invasion like in cuck europe.

Euro trash here, I approve of america. All you other cucks better just bend down to your muslim overlords and tell them to kindly fuck your anuses

People in the UK live in tiny homes.

What's it like have a backyard the size of my bedroom? You call that walk in closet a bedroom?

No, I've lived in America and the UK for different parts of my life.

Healthcare, education are better in the UK. Police won't shoot you in the UK

Americans continuously behave like retards compared to in the UK.

>yuro scared of terrorists
go to america pls we already have enough retards

And then we move to america and have giant homes.
Gotta love that exchange rate

I like sandniggers to be honest. They're better people than the average american

For most of my life I always had a negative view of America, thinking it was a shit hole basically. That's changed recently though with the election of God Emperor Trump and the movement in general. America seems pretty awesome now and I am jealous. We need someone like Trump in the UK that can MUKGA.

We barely sing our national anthem and we certainly don't abuse people who refuse to stand for it. We are not as jingoistic and batshit insane as our autistic cousins.

>so much butt hurt
>large amount of text full of more butt hurt

The UK guys currently believe in fucking bricks.

*cough* won ww2
*cough* literally started like 30-40 wars to get sandniggers across the planet, that then found their way into shit UK where you people are getting your asses handed to the niggers
*cough* MUH GUNS
*Cough* hiroshima, nakagaski, remember the nuke faggot? Come get some.
*cough* greatest military on earth
*cough* Trump

*cough* Kill yourself *cough*

Source, im note even american but would bend down to the superior nation, AMERICA, PAPA BLESS. TRUMP EMPEROR SPANK ME DADDY, SHOW THESE TOOTHLESS FUCKS WHAT COUNTRY IS THE GREATEST

Pic related, General dynamics stock blowing the FUCK up after trump. Feels good making money from stocks again... None of you Obama loving poor UK niggers would understand.

user is right, besides, i get why you are projecting anger. I mean the UK literally LOST their colony and their colony is now FUCKING THEM HUNDREDS OF YEARS LATER. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO ANGRY PLEASE KILL YOURSELF LOOOOL

People in the UK care less for money and more about important issues.

Do you think that killing thousands of people with nukes makes the US better than the UK?

Listen you backwards autistic fucker, America DID NOT win WW2. WE, the British, along with the Russians held our own for the majority of the war and would have still won if you fuckers never came.

You ONLY joined because Churchill gave you access to our Empire's market. You didn't do it out of justice but for profit.

You then rescued all the Nazi scientists for your own evil activities.

America is a fucking piece of shit.

>won ww2 - mfw ameritards really believe this
>started 30-40 wars but that's a good thing
>can shoot each other
>we built some stuff with scientists mostly from other countries; but dropping bombs on a surrendering nation after the war had already been won is cool. Forget about the fact that we couldn't predict the weather and thus couldn't reach our original targets
>have greatest military but couldn't beat Vietnam farmers with no military, and couldn't take on sandbaggers alone

Says the country who's imperialism brought suffering to half the globe. Bitch, please.

And keep in mind, less than half of all Americans actually voted for Trump. We just have this ridiculous system that let's the loser win sometimes.

Not even the guy that you originally applied to. I just found your massive butt hurt over three small comments to be humorous

Yeah cause life is about talking about issues...

Like not mentioning the acid spray they've been gettring for the last 2 years, anywhere in the news.

I agree with what you've said, but we shouldn't forget that it was Britain who did declare war on Germany..Not for the right reasons either

The British didn't do shit in WW2, there's only like 30 people that died in that from this town I'm in.

Check yourself, pedo.

And that's why we never glorify our empire. In fact, it is taught as a terrible part of our history. And it is because of our mistakes that America came about. We created your backwards, paranoid country, and as a result we feel shame every time you fuck something up.

Why the fk would we haha, my sides! Worst country in the world. I'd rather be Indian.

lets be serious , canadians most likely think murricans are vulgar douchebags, the british think they are vulgar douchebags, italians just shake their head and ask how they are even able to eat the garbage they serve in this all mass produced country . french are ignorant fucktards who shake their heads about every fucking country or race on this planet, Germans are just sick in the head , man , common you ever lived there ? fuck i have been living here for my whole life. most of the Germans are fucked in the head . supreme surreal thinkers , but always on shedule ... gives me cancer . BUT i had time to investigate those growing in stupidity . and believe me . it comes from murrica . drug abuse is cool , raving as fuck , goa out of israel . cloud rap from the US , Media , Series . the whole Capitalist stupidity shit . nicki minaj ..... screw you murrica . if i could i would rule you and put a death penalty on fat and stupid people for like 3 years. to cleanse dat shit . i would do that world wide . and for everyone argumenting . intelligence is not about grades ... so you so called high schooler and footballers . better beware . i am on for leadership . and i am going to stand and laugh between all your corpses .

>Says the dude whos but obviously hurts the most.

Dude just shup and go put some ice on your ass.

Fucking yank cunt

Just remember why you call it the "white house" and oh no the tea? We were so heart broken, at least we don't goto war with eachother. You glorify your country to much. You think more people with guns will cut down gun crime fuckin kek. Your government kills innocents for profit and your president is like a 18 year old Tumblr fag arguing with a short dude with a bad haircut exchanging dick sizes, remember most of North korea are farmers, your worst enemy. And you cant profit from going to war with them because they broke as shit too

No I meant how is America still around with the likes of ANTIFA and BLM and SJW bullshit and all that other crazy shit going down there.

America only wants a war so they have use NK as a huge base to later use against China and Russia. America never does anything out of justice. This is why the world despises them.

Can just hear all the heavy breathing of the Amerifags getting triggered because they opened their eyes for a second and realised that their country is as fucked and corrupted as any other country

No. /Thread

Go to where you live, horrible exchange rate.

We win.

Not for long wankers, not for long.

neg, Canadians generally think fairly equally of Americans-- yes they're louder, more vulgar and tend to be more blunt but their aggression solves problems quicker, their forceful tendencies can scare off shitty attitudes and their propensity for determination against adversity makes them worthwhile companions in the workplace or wherever else.

t. Canadian who's worked under, worked with, and befriended Americans

thing is, everyone who disses on America does so with all the tact of a retarded child snorting applesauce; why the fuck did you even bother? nobody gives a fuck what you have to say because you articulate it with all the grace of snot while telling us all about how dumb and shitty America is

America's a lynchpin of the modern world and people are pissy about that because they're not afraid to recognize it.

>b-but the people who don't contribute!

yeah well your people have those shitheads to so go clear your own fucking cuck-ups in the back of your demographic before you lambast others for not doing so

the only reason to genuinely dislike the United States of America is because you're a coward who can't admit they did shit, did it right, and didn't back down

Donald Trump is going to bring the white man back onto the seat of America and I can't wait, 2017 has been such a ride already and I was already totally into the Trumperdome.

2018 is going to be such a promise year. I can't wait. Trump's advance hasn't stopped since he got into office and as he gets further along his term, more things will be galvanized, his track record will follow him and his forceful actions will meet with less internal resistance... it's going to be beautiful. I genuinely cannot wait to see what lies in the future of his operations as prez

in the meantime, continue hating America. that's worked out so well for literally everyone else who's done that

>mfw people are mad about Americans not being as shitty as Europe or as poor as Africa/parts of Asia

You'll have to elaborate on that. Britain let Hitler away with quite a bit on the basis that was re-unting germanic countries, it wasn't until he invaded Poland that Churchill realised he was a dangerous tyrant who needed to be removed.

#burnmurrica #thank#truekorea#camp waiting for trump to be honestly stupid enough in holding more totally unprepared speeches leading murrica o the next war , but oh damn mister super senile präaesidente.... korea is not part of your capitalist shit . so Korea does not earn or loose money while being at war . the only resource they can loose , is a real fucking ressource in war , soldiers, metal, food. if captain trumptard is too stupid for real leadership in battle . captain kim jong i have been planning this for years , will come along nuking the shit out of murrica . and believe me . the biggest fields on the whole planet poisoned with radiation ... sheesh . really i even find that that funny . think about north america depriving into starvation, killing millions of people on this overpoppulated pile of human shit.

>won ww2
top kek mate, nice one

samefag

Actually it's around 1/4 of all Americans voted for trump. We only had like 50% participation and trump got less than half of that.

y'know what ? never heard that from any canadian .... no i am dead serious . they hate you guys . Do you even know that you made a contract with canada screwing them over ? you are fracking in their country ! destroying mile after mile on this paradisic landscape . so yeah . call me a child . you better get yourself some school lessons in fucking politics . dumbass . btw tried the same shit on germany ... faith in humanity 1% restored . german people fought against it . our politicans made other contracts behind our back . so fuck you murrica . and you lobby full of capitalist shit :)

You also used to have an empire that spanned the globe and the respect and adoration of every other nation on Earth except perhaps for Germany.

Now you are a rainy little island of socialism slowly sinking into the sea under the weight of millions of welfare seeking immigrants.

Perhaps you should have kept more of your national character.

That is because we had to desolve it in order to grant the US access, of which was part of the demands you insufferable yanks wanted in order to enter WW2. Once again, it wasn't to protect the free world, it was ALL about MONEY.

Who is UK?

they at least try to manage. you do not murrica ... you do not try . you go the easy way . all the time .

Yes, and without us you would have starved to death long before the Luftwaffe finished flattening everything south of Hadrian's Wall.

We bought you with a few cans of spam the same way we bought Manhattan for some beads.

You guys used to be the greatest fucking country on earth colonizing everything, and now you're being colonized by sand monkeys. What happened to you britian?

in truth we all know . the lifestyle of the americans will turn their country intro ruin . that is why they need oil desperately and other ressources . that is why you try to snatch ressources in other countrys . or just go to war . same shit in north korea right now . but i think you will burn yourself once again murrica .

Right because money and basic necessities like food, clothing, and shelter, aren't related at all.

>How to economics?

What does this mean?

We take the easy way?

For the last 72 years the United States has provided an umbrella of protection for the entirety of Europe as part of a global strategy to halt the spread of communism. Our military is enormous mostly because we assumed the duties of defending your homes from invasion for the better part of a century.

Sounds like it's Europe that took the easy way out.

But you sure do enjoy our culture

Hey in all fairness, china invaded Vietnam right afterwards and got their shit handed to them as well. Nobody kicks veitnams ass

American drama isn't all that popular in the UK. And your comedy is views as funny as sandpaper.

And most Brits hate your movies for the sheer volume of jingoism and propaganda in them.

Right up intell they blow up your pop concert

Eurocucks were falling one after the other to Herr Hitler. If America didn't exist eurocucks would be under the Reich's heel.

Vietnam kicked its own ass tbh fam.

Even after the wars ended, they liquidated a couple million people, and lost hundreds of thousands more to starvation because communists cannot into agriculture.

Your culture is just British culture with money and grease poured on

Or shoot up a cinema

The only ones who can kill a Vietnamese is another Vietnamese. You have not disproven my point but have reinforced it.

Every day you hear American made music, see American made advertisements for American made products, and live secure in the knowledge that the American military is picking up the slack when it comes to your national defense.

You don't just like our culture, you're immersed in it. You're basically a colony.

uh, why would we?
there's literally nothing about the us that isn't done better elsewhere

protect from invasion ? russia is more human nowadays than you ever were . all you did was station your nuclear weapons and middle ranged rockets on borders and in countrys . AND NOW one of your little ports in germany is suspected of illegal weapon transfer to syria and under investigation. cool you financed the rebuild of west germany . but we payed you back . provided us with lies i say . pro american propaganda and anti russia wherever i go . knock knock murrica . the chinese have all the dollar . if you do not want to believe . look it up . people are waking up . Murrica is a disgrace for humanity because they are not growing up . and do not want to

No.

I mean... Americans also killed a couple million Vietnamese. It's not killing them that's hard, they're all undernourished from a diet of rice and jungle water. It's making the little fuckers give up that's the problem.

Because we let the rest of Europe in??? Fuck I'd take sine Irish immigrants over some muslims anyday. Catholic and potato eating doesn't bother me on the least.

>Nearly trebling the death toll

well and that thinking is the american problem . they do not want to believe people kinda had their fill with american bullshittery .

Or were they just playing dead so they could ambush us later??

I live in Japan, so, no I don't.

In my house in the UK, we never had anything American media. Good old BBC stuff.

Britain is hugely over represented in American pop culture. We're for sure your lackeys when it comes to any kind of military operation, but I'd rather a teenager from Kansas died in Iraq/Afghanistan instead of me or my loved ones

Theres a few things I envy. America has every climate you could want, all of which are accessible by car. The food looks great as well. Other than that it's a no.

>All you did was station your nuclear weapons
What is Rammstein? What was Fulda Gap?

>You financed the rebuild of West Germany
We financed the rebuild of the entirety of Europe that was not under Soviet domination.

>We paid you back
Yes, it took 30 years, and you paid us back using factories we built for you after you started a war that killed 50 million people.

>You serve up pro-American, anti-Russian propaganda
How can anyone in Germany be pro-Russian after the DDR?

>The Chinese have all the dollar
The dollar is the world's reserve currency. Everyone has the dollar.

>People are waking up
Yeah, and AfD got 88 seats in parliament. Looks like your country is waking up too, Hans.

Stop buying our products and we'll stop shipping em to your country. We really don't force our culture on you.

Plenty of teenagers from whatever your equivalent of the UK is got necked in Iraq too. Unfortunate, because none of us should have been over there.

Glad to hear you're a weak little cunt though.

you have to be one of the most interesting Europeans i've met on this site lol

Equivalent of Kansas*

I feel sorry for you. I'm not fiercely pro-usa, but all of Britain is half the size of California. Our nearest neighbors would be like... Britain to Africa away. Also usa citizens are some of the least likely to travel.

It was never meant as an insult, but we tend to lump most of Europe together since we have so little to do with you guys... except for the Beatles and an occasional odd mention, Britain is thought of a bunch of tea drinking weirdos who will put anything on toast, including untoasted bread, and eat it.

Things good about america:
>everyone has access to forest, beach, open space, hunting, fishing. We have vast swaths of undeveloped (and will never be developed) open public land that anyone can go enjoy.
>low taxes
>surprisingly good services for the poor even though taxes are low
>absolutely kick ass top notch hospitals
>the best universities on earth
>access to literally any type of food or ingredient almost instantly.
>almost no crime if you live in a white neighborhood
>not very many muslims
>political system is designed to survive even a shitty president like trump and isolate the damage any one person can do
>everyone on earth speaks our language
>dominate in the summer olympics

Shitty things about america
>niggers
>outside of big cities life isn't very walkable
>we don't treat our old people all that great

I know y'all think americans are all fat and obnoxious, but life here is actually pretty good, and there's lots of space to do whatever the fuck you want whenever you want to. Want to go camping? sure, its free. Want to go skiing? Sure, its like $40 and theres a mountain a couple hours away. Want to go surfing? sure, its free. You might have to pay to park but that's about it. Want to go hunting? have at it bub. You even get to eat what you kill, and oh by the way, wild food is delicious.

Glad to see you still believe in dying for faceless governments in shit holes

You only think that because you are an American, and as an American you are lacking in worldliness. Your education system teaching all about you and not the wider world.

You mentioned hospitals, you forgot to mention the bill as a downside. Our Healthcare system is shit, and it's pretty much held ransom by health insurance companies

even the UK's telegraph has all american schools ranked as the world's top 5.
>1 MIT
>2 Stanford
>3 Harvard
>4 Cal Tech
>5 U Chicago

Telegraph, a newspaper owned by the Barkley Brothers who are in the pockets of Wallstreet. No one takes the Telegraph seriously.

Nah, you misunderstand. You can drive through several countries in Europe in one day. We can drive for days without reaching another country. There is enough to see in usa that one lifetime isn't enough

WHAT THE LIVING FUCK KINDA QUESTION IS THAT? Not even an American would think of such an aspie type question, unless... you're an aspie.

I pay about 18% of my income in taxes. Places with "free" healthcare pay about 40% of their income in taxes, and their doctors get paid about the same as a plumber. Our doctors get paid a lot, and it's expensive, but thats because we have elite surgeons and ultra-elite pharmacology. Have you ever stopped to look at where cutting edge medicine and drugs are innovated? they are literally almost all done in the US. The only things not innovated here are the things that are against our moral laws, like fucking with baby genetics and cloning.

Lets take a peek at our neighbors to the north with their "free" healthcare system. Their taxes are almost twice ours. If you are on the public system and you want to go to the doctor you're waiting a month, you;re seeing a stranger, you have no choice in the matter. IF you want to go see a "good" doctor, guess what , you have to buy supplemental insurance and it costs just the same as american insurance.

literally the only difference is the tax structure pays for poor people and makes rich people pay triple for their health care. Sorry, but our system seems fucked but it actually works pretty well.

loll sure the barkley brothers were paid off to rank MIT, universally agreed on as the finest institution of learning on the planet, higher than oxford.

Don't worry, chap. Ya ain't getting into either of them.

Frenchman here

I wish I were american

have to disappoint you with the Hans . Italian born and living in germany . Yes we had some very good leadership flushing us down the toilet . cannot argue with that . but murrica made no better choice . and..... you build us up after ww2 .... there were no war after that ... except the cold one . where you and russia nearly caused a never seen fallout ? u member ? and it was not whole europe ? well how can we ? times change, people change . and your politics go down the drain . AFD is not waking up . it is pure and utter bullshit . they started dividing the second they had won .... just some surreal ideology some people wish they could achieve by votng them . still not happening . nah it is not about having the dollar . it is about giving the chinese so much of your dollar . that you are sooooo fucked with debt ... yeah another thing you brought us murrica . a capital system relying only on debts an warfare ... you build a bomb . with your itern ressources . with your intern produced money u pay the workers and the scientists . u have a bomb . achieved with time on the fields and some paper for trading. now you sell that bomb or drop it yourself . it is production into nothingness out of greed . that is why so many halls are build and are still in constructing because we have so many spare parts . stuff for this and shit for that . that we can export on the go . we do not produce on how much we sell . we produce simply to produce . thank you murrica . the whole system some time crashed . leaving more debts on countrys . every time . while there are individuals . that are richer then most countrys . it is no system to achieve a dream . it is a fully egoistic fuck up for humanity . take the kids for example . the first thing they will start in their life is getting some debts . with their mobile phones . making a contract automatically lets you owe the concern money . same with your house . and you still pay taxes on that house .it is a sad thing

I don't think there are people who are envious of america, being an american fucking sucks.
Sure you call us muslim cucks and make fun of our refugee crisis but at least the governments are not being dictated by the sandniggers yet.
As opposed to your fucking slaves gone wild and are ruining your entire country from inside out. Not to mention all the mexican immigrants. We are better off being Europeans and you know it.