ITT: That one classmate
HIGHSCHOOL EDITION
>Be me 12th grade, in advanced trigonometry
>the fuck is this shit.wav
>Normally sit next to this kid
>Call him G
>Pretty sure hes autistic but super good at math
>G smells like 3 month old unwashed gym clothes
Just by looking at him you knew he never went to the gym
>Occasionally have him help with maths
>one day rumor starts that theres a hit list going around school
>Somehow G becomes prime suspect
>list rumor starts gaining traction around school
>still just chillin in class using G to do my work and help when necessary
>Gs not acting any different, still autismo as usual
>somehow list gets a concrete date on when its happening
>mfw its on the day i have class with him the next week, i think
>talk to G about the hitlist, he doesnt really know much about apparently
>kinda skeptic about it but i still need his help to pass this class
>not really the type of guy to intentionally witness a school shooting
cont?
OP?
>tfw you are one of "those" classmates
Got no friends now, woops
Beat me to this
Hurry the fuck up OP I have to sleep
>next few days go well, no problem
>tell parents about possible shooting
>get to stay home, fuck yes
>they call cops, cops come to my house
"Can you tell us about G?"
>yeah hes in my math class
Descrive him and shit
>they leave
>relax and play vidya for the rest of the day
>hear no news about anything
>what the fuck i expected blood or at least a arrest
>Go to school next few days
>see him, ask what happened the other day
"Nothing much user, wnat about you"
>hella confused
>whatever
Found out list was actually his but it was a fucking DND list
I was really hoping for something at least
Got any stories?
Sorry, was typing at work
Fucking worthless story
...
>yfw you realize G had you on his gossipmonger list
get ready OP
>Mfw that stupid fukin kid that always tried to tell us what to do so we all threw things at him
>Mfw kid one day broke down and started crying
>Mfw kid was actually student teacher trying to teach us math
>Mfw mfw
>DND List
What the fuck is a DND list
He was poor and I'd feel bad talking about him.
>not gonna eat that
>tastes it anyways
I wish Steve1989 memes were more popular.
He got caught stealing and went to jail last I head. Cooperated with the is at to the report.
Life sucks, sometimes. I think he had a single parent and I think he was just hungry. I wish I had the money to take in kids like that but I was just a kid at the time, too. I hope he's fed in jail/prison/we, now. Kids said he had a hit-list, too, in school. I never saw it. After a while it felt like he was playing into it because he didn't want people to focus on the other aspects of his life. Name started with a B. This has nothing to do with the OP.
Diddlin' 'n Dickin' list
I don't know how to describe it from my perspective, but seeing how if people didn't need to or were forced to talk with me they wouldn't. I guess I was:
>that kid who thought he was friends with people
>that kid who's entire conversational skills consisted of shit jokes, self-deprication and insults
>heard
>cooperated with the cops according to the report
Autocorrect is ass. I use too many commas.
Another kid I knew was a closet pedi and got taken by a sting. He solicited oral sex with a minor from an adult for cash. The adult was an undercover, lmao. 12 year old female, btw.
>one kid who always wore his safety glasses to music theory class.
>they were the standard school issue glasses that looked like faggot hipster buddy holly glasses
>never told anyone why he did it, but always stares directly as music theory teachr
>finally after like six lessons of this weird kid wearing his safety buddy holly glasses to class the music teacher loses her shit, start crying and runs out of class.
>kid gets suspended,
>find out later that music teachers husband used to wear glasses like that and was killed in car crash like six months earlier.
>no one knew this but the psycho kid who wore them to class.
Dungeons and dragons, a tabletop RP game
>kid caused the crash
New show on TBS:
Young Dexter
kek, what a little shit
Thats hilarious
No one else in the class had a fuckin clue why he was wearing em, and he wouldn't tell no matter how much we asked. The music teacher never came back either.
>abscent
>scent
>scent
kill yourself
I have had two of "those kids" one of which i only found out about after finishing HS.
>much like OP first one we shall call G
>met G sophmore year english class
>total autist but into vidya
>had no friends in that class
>hey im an outcast i'll be chill with him
>turns out his autist tic is not vidya, but guns
>ohshit.jpg
>knowledge of guns is encyclopedic in nature
>never actually talked about shooting the place up
>boy had an anger streak a mile wide
>years later see him again and learn he had violent thoughts all throughout HS
>good thing i was your friend.
>be me 4 months ago
>makes fake school shooting threat on this very board
>hahalookatme.dll
>cops get involved
>ohfuck.avi
>tell them it was me cus id get caught no matter what
>lost my apprenticeship
4 months later
>no jail/fine/anything
It's most likely archived somewhere.
Second one we shall dub J
>J was a weirdo at school
>not shootemup weird more like "talks about his foot fetish"
>stays that way for all of HS
>he leaves junior year and goes to a different school
>not alternative where the deliquents go but just a different, quicker path out.
>few months pass and he, I, and our little group of bros are all drinking and shit
>He says something like, "Yeah, I really hated *first school name here* i think *second school name here* saved my life...in fact it saved a lot of lives by that thinking."
>Talk to his best buddy about it and he definitely had a plan, had drawn out a map of the school and the best route through it.
>Only reason he didnt is cUse he couldnt get the weapons :[
How the fuck did they find out it was your dumbass?
>be me
>hear the stories
>call him Breenie to protect the innocent
>Breenie has a stink problem
>he smells like rotted cabbage and stale cum
>all the time
>make it my task to make sure everyone knows his name
>call him out by full name when I see him
>others start to pick it up
>the knowledge of his smell spreading like fire
>one day a man by the name of Connor
>exclaims in horror as Breenie sits beside him
>the smell is unbearable
>everyone now knows Breenie
>they know his name
>they know his smell
>I made his life
>a living hell
I was a real top tier cunt in high school.
What's this from?
posted while i was on the school network, they wouldve figured out where and what computer