Oldfags give youngfags advice based on experiences and past mistakes

>oldfags give youngfags advice based on experiences and past mistakes.

General life tips.

There is no candy in the van

in the van?

These chocolate bars in snow aren't chocolate bars

Yes. I love this. So comfy.

How can I learn to social engineer people to like me and my ideas?

>LEARN TO TRIFORCE

you can't do it though

Harm noone. Live well.

The Handbook of Epictetus

How can I enhance my libido? I jack off a lot and I don't see my girlfriend till like later in the evening. Is there something I can eat in order to enhance my performance and recovery?

Also, how can I quit masturbating so much?

Do right by your friends.

Get a gf. Even if she's 14 and she's fugly.

How do i get a gf in high-school?
I keep fucking things up i think
How do i make a girl interested in me?

Out live your enemies at any cost..... do not let them one up you.....

Be excellent to each other. Party on dudes.

Literally all comes down to confidence... if you act like the beta cuck you are... then you will get nothing.... try looking around and seeing ugly men with hot girls? cause they're not afraid.... women want someone who isn't a complete pussy... would you be attracted to loving a battered/beaten kitten? you'd feel sorry for it not want to fuck it

Most important tip: don't ever take Sup Forums, /r9k/ or other autists here serious when it comes to anything.

Pretending to be retarted was funny some years ago here, But then actual retards couldn't tell the difference between jokingly being edgy and actually having those opinions unironically.

If you ever find yourself agreeing on how women are with a red piller, MGTOWer, incel or robot then you clearly need a break from the internet and should get outside more.

If you ever find yourself agreeing with Sup Forums or MGTOW about how liberals or feminists are then you've been fooled by russian trolls, racists and sexists into thinking that their paranoid delusions are actually true.

The problem with their viewpoints is that they only make sense if you are delusional yourself. It needs a lot of black and white thinking and an incapability of understanding any kind of nuance in order to agree with them.

And that's a huge red flag for your mental health. Look up what cortisol buildup does to your brain.

If you haven't had any actual friends for years, no real social contacts, no hugs, etc then your brain will slowly deteriorate and your cability to think logical will take a huge toll until you find yourself believing in all kinds of delusions.

Meditation and trying to improve your social life will help you.

samefag?

this is a legitimate question

How to do show confidence in class?
Do i just not give a fuck about anything?
Tell my crush i like her?
Show my feelings?

nope, the bottom one if me and not a same fag, the other 2? that i don't know....

nice reddit spacing you fucking normie

>How do i get a gf in high-school?

Like everyone else by just trying.

>I keep fucking things up i think

Get more experience.

>How do i make a girl interested in me?

What is attractive about you? A good body, good hygiene, good style, a nice smile, a charming, confident, funny and outgoing personality are like the baseline you will need

Listen up mother fuckers.
Credentials:
>Bachelor's and Master's degree in Accounting
>Work in a big 4 accounting firm
>certification
>Successful relationship with a pharmacist
>combined income over $200K per year
>debt free at 30

Economic success:
1. gain marketable skills
2. work harder than your peer group
3. save money/ pay off debt

Relationship success:
1. Meet people, learn to connect with people of your attracted sex as friends, not just fuck holes.
2. Be social, every time you have the opportunity to spend time with others instead of by yourself do it.
3. Be okay with yourself. Most guys have trouble dating early because they haven't done anything to create the self-esteem needed to be attractive to other people.

There's a bunch of other little things, but honestly, this would fix 90% of you.

there is no sex in the champagne room!!!

Any mistake you make before the age of 22 can be sorted out by 30.

Stop idlewatching porn, there is nothing to gain.

It is entirely possible that you have associated boredom to "kind of a horny dunno better jack off". Get a "meaningful" thing to do. Vidya, for example is infinitely more productive than just fapping. Read a book, get a mmo to grind, go to gym. Drink lots of water. Eat your vitamins and minerals.

Part of it the "acting like you don't care" but even when you flirt/talk .... don't try to impress her.... degrade her a bit with a joke even, you need to make them think you do not care what they think..... and then they will start to care what you think..... A girl I liked at work hated me for years and knew i had a crush on her..... spent 1 year hating her talking shit to her.... she then asked me out (I actually turned her down) the sooner you start treating women like trash the sooner you can start this process.....

>What is attractive about you?
I speak 4 languages, i have a great smile, skinny, however people don't seem to initiate conversations with me, i have to go out of my way to do it, and then they're all already in their little groups so it's even harder to connect with anyone.

How does it feel to know your kind will be near the first to hang when the revolution comes?

WTF? I did not mean in HS, but when you're 25-30 years old.

I'm not worried. Anyone who has studied history or economics carefully wouldn't be worried either.

Single biggest piece of advice I wish I'd known when I was younger?

Nobody gives a fuck about anything but themselves. You can do anything you want, and until you're in someone else's shit they just won't care. They won't stop you. They'll believe anything you tell them, and forget about you two minutes after they can't see you any more. So, stop being scared of everyone. Find your thing, do your thing, own your thing. Because it's your thing until you make it someone else's thing.

Typing like you're on reddit, close that 9gag tab you fucking homo

>I speak 4 languages
Not attractive in itself. Can be used in an attractive way (like using french pronounciation because it's sexier or better use of puns)

>i have a great smile
Not enough in itself.

>skinny
Can you find anorexic chicks attractive or do they gross you out? Being skinny as a ma does the same to women (unless you are an alternative druggie kind of guy)

>however people don't seem to initiate conversations with me, i have to go out of my way to do it, and then they're all already in their little groups so it's even harder to connect with anyone.

Yeah youve got to connect. A social network and female friends are the best way to have constant access to more women.

How do I get revenge on enemies

Stop this may may my friend, you only get play if you act adult, not needy. You don't have to be douchebag though.

Readable text isn't a reddit thing, it's an anywhere not broken brains thing.

>What is attractive about you
Somehow I'm missing about 8 things from your list

Brush your teeth... for real.
before I was 25 all my teeth were already black and rotten and my breath smelled like shit

that's a lie there is always some.

You are completely false on every single point. MGTOW, while cringy, have a good point in that marriage has no benefit for men anymore, and you are either a fool or a woman if you think otherwise.

Similarly, Sup Forums has MANY objective unpleasant truths they like to spout. Like how almost every single executive officer of every single media company in the United States is Jewish. Does this mean its a big conspiracy? Not necessarily. But it is QUITE a coincidence. Personally I think it's because of nepotism.

Either way, you're an idiot.

Kek the shills are trying so hard

Hey you remember november 8th 2016?
Thats was a pretty good day huh? :)

I'm in France actually, moved here not to long ago.

I find them all attractive, except for really chubby fat girls for some reason.

Well connecting with "popular" girls is already difficult on it's own, as i said they're all in groups etc..

I beg to differ, being an asshole gets plenty of pussy..... I was so beta in school I could tell cringe after cringe stories here making people bust guts, I'd be terrified someone would know me from the stories...... but when I hit highschool I transformed into a all out asshole and it's been great..... My current GF is an ex model "has done it in like 10 years" and she had a husband when we met.... she is now unmarried and we live togetther....women WANT to be controlled and dominated.... you're just to pussy to know how to manage it

>not needy.
i heard this somewhere, care to elaborate on how this works and how it actually attracts women?
btw he stated he's in highschool so no adults here, they're all kids.

Some advice from an oldfag:
>get a 4 year degree in a STEM field or get a skilled trade, unless you love poverty
>never fuck a coworker
>don’t do anything harder than beer or weed
>have at least 2-3 sober days each week
>don’t drink and drive
>don’t get married
>don’t have kids
>profit

>>get a 4 year degree in a STEM field or get a skilled trade, unless you love poverty
Studying Neurology, am i in for a treat?
10 years for some good money flow later on.

Who doesn’t brush their teeth? You’re retarded for real

How does it feel to know your "revolution consisted of middle and high class teenagers suburbarn children with a narcissitic attitude and scrawny limp dicks?
I dare you to start a revolution. I want you too.
Because then we will finally have a good enough excuse to wipe your pathetic existence from the face of the earth.
Do it.
Seriously.
Do it.

Exceptions to every rule, obviously. This is Sup Forums, not a dissertation

I haven't fiddle with my xbone in a while because it's broken. so that is a good point. I also have a big collection of books I have yet to even get halfway through. So thanks. Maybe this will inspire me a bit.

What types of vitamins? Are gummy's acceptable for that? My brother works at a Jimbo's and he sometimes gives this powder (derived from some root) and it gives you energy and libido as well.

Like a third of all people don't brush their teeth daily

Other user here.

Problem with places like Sup Forums, /r9k/, MIGTOW, tumblr etc. etc. is that they are echochambers which spawn extremes and nobody wants extremists. Take your usual guy who stumbles upon MIGTOW/Redpilling. It is filled with echoed memes and MIGTOW houses one of the most despicable individuals I have ever met on the internet. I get the whole deal with marriage, money and way of society being rather fucked up for males but why start _hating_ women for that? Or take Sup Forums, everyone who isn't a fan of Adolf Hitler and ancap is jew and a shill.

Jesus Christ, and people wonder why the image of altright and MRA has such a bad reputation. I can't say that open borders is bad idea or that men have hardships in life because I'm labeled as raging faggot who hates everyone but white aryans or that I despise women and act like your usual Nice Guy (tm).

I am maestro of my own experience.

Fags not helping, the thread

Teach me to be like you

I want mastery over my destiny

Sooooo you agree with them but you are scared to say you agree with them because people might look at you bad?

Grow some balls

Start a 401k or deferred compensation account even if you only put $25 in a month. Anytime you get a raise, increase your contribution.

Don't worry about being friend zoned. Attractive girls beget attractive girls. As long as you can emotionally move on and not be the girl's bitch, benefits can come. (One may even be getting out of the FZ but DONT count on that)

If you aren't in shape, figure out how to get in shape. If you have to start with 10 push ups and jogging a quarter mile a day, do it. If you work yourself out five days a week and stick to it for 3-6 months, I have a promise. You will come to a place where you hate yourself for not working out. It's awesome.
*protip -- don't start morning workouts. Workout when you're done with school/work but NEVER go home first. You'll talk yourself out of the workout.

Put down games and read. It's amazing how I've been able to navigate conversations that I'm out of my element bc I've read.

>it's an anywhere not broken brains thing
???
you truly demonstrate some fucked up grammar for a redditfag

You must be Jewish

Take care of yourself first.
Everyone lies.
Cover your ass because no one else will.
Educate yourself but don't become indoctrinated.
Use protection every time unless you are creating prodigy.
Money is not the root of all evil. Evil will seek out your money to make it theirs.

>Studying Neurology, am i in for a treat?
>10 years for some good money flow later on.
No. You are just in for a lifetime of debt slavery. Be a welder.

Not true. I had a daughter when I was 19 (now 23) and that fucker costs a lot of money and time, and will continue to do so.

Germany here, no debts bro.

live before you die.

being friends first doesn't work. you're being used. find pussy, fuck pussy, then find better pussy and fuck that pussy. nice guys don't finish at all.

>find pussy, fuck pussy, then find better pussy and fuck that pussy. nice guys don't finish at all.
HOW

If you eat like shit, you need multivitamins, Basically, A, B(all of them) C, D, E, K. If you don't eat too much greens, take Zinc, Iron, Calcium and Magnesium. Never go over 50% of daily needs, vitamin poisoning is a thing. Take them as a boost, not replenishment for good, varied food.

Eat greens. Do cardio, like running, martial arts, tennis, anything. Lift once a week.

No, I don't agree on them 100% you fucknut, did you read anything at all?

Have good ideas otherwise that trick will work and fail one time only

Lucky you.

Old(er) fag here. Throughout your life you'll encounter little liberal worms like this, ignore them on top of right wing fanatics.

What do you specifically disagree with them about? And why?
Be very detailed in your answer. form a logical premise and conclusion with out ad homing or straw manning.

no

that's true I usually do keep some in the center console

It means you are independent, and don't "need" a woman on your life, having partner or sex is complementary on your life not necessity. Have a chat with them from things you are interested then leave them alone. Meet them couple of times for a coffee or drink, hobby or club. Not being needy means that you can shoot a quick'n'dirty flirt here and there but you don't hang around too much expecting pussy.

Good ol techno Viking

doesn't really work in highschool though

If you're torn between doing what makes you happy and doing what your parents want you to,

It's better to make it to the end of your life because of decisions you've made rather than decisions that were made for you/you were pressured into

We regret the things we don't do in life way more than the things we do, do

Realize that no matter what life throws at you, good or bad. It's given to you so you can build yourself to be a better man.

Also realize that if you wish to be respected and admired by anyone, woman or man. To follow your own "Truth"

Take everyone's advice with a grain of salt. No one knows what the fuck they're doing, everyone's just winging it.

Never trust a woman who already has a kid.

>We regret the things we don't do in life way more than the things we do, do

I like this, i barely follow it because of circumstances, but it's true.
better to look like a fool today than to mourn about it when you're drying.

The best and only advice is to gtfo this shithole and do something productive with your life.

The second best advice is to stick to any board that meets your interest and visit Sup Forums less

I mean, agreeing that they apply to 100% is fallacious, but it's not like stereotypes got completely pulled out of someone's ass with 0 truth to it.
Personal, I find myself agreeing that certain behaviors are fucking obnoxious, without the need to attribute them to the whole.
It isn't black and white but saying "if you agree at all, then" is, ironically, black and white.

Rule of Life #3: Cocaine and liquor, aka "powdered courage & liquid stupidity", is a dangerous combination. Use at your own risk. (See Rule of Life #2)

Rule of Life #2: Never fuck with bouncers. Generally, they are bigger and stronger than you, you will always be outnumbered, and they fuck people up for a living.

Wear sunscreen.

Unless your going to college for something that requires it, ie, teacher, doctor, engineer, w.e you get it. Don't waste your time or money, (if its free fuck it go). Instead go to a trade school and learn, or pick up an apprenticeship, or join the military. I became a mechanical engineer without 1 day of college.
Get a job. It doesnt matter what job or what it pays just work, you will learn more about life and people by working, and you'll gain confidence in yourself.
Go outside every day. Even just a walk around the block will help relieve stress.
Be respectful to everyone you meet, you dont know who they are or who they know.
Change the oil in your fucking car!!
Dont be a brony or a fur fag.
No one in the real world cares about your feelings, your not entitled to anything either. Most people who are successful worked hard for it, and if you ask 90% of successful people will help you to be successful.

any good tips on how to make a girl lowkey into me?

Not old, but I have advice from personal experience.
If you let yourself be afraid of failure, you basically cripple yourself into inability, and end up pretty fucking depressed.
Just do shit. Worst case scenario, you don't get it right and move on to the next thing or try again.
Don't only do things you're good at. That sets you up for failure really early in life. If everything is handed to you or comes easily, WHEN they don't, you'll find it much easier to crumble and give up.
If you never do anything with your life, you can't expect anything out of it. And as much as having several years to follow your day to day whims sounds, you'll eventually run out of steam and start to hate yourself.
Don't be me.

I'm in a hurry so here is short list of who I am, you can extrapolate why I don't agree on American "right wing" politics, MIGTOW, SJW, Tumblrisms and such. Quotation marks because the whole left-right analogy is flawed.

Social Democracy gives everyone equal stepping stones in life, so I lean "Left". For a decent socdem society to work, they need border control and healthy dose of tribalism.
Uncontrolled corporatism AND uncontrolled state leads to tyrannia, both need each other but laws and regulations are needed to keep both in check.
MIGTOW understands that self improvement and not being a doormat is how you act as functional adult and a man but I don't agree on the point that humans, especially women, are just slaves of their hormones and therefore inferior, controllable and subject to hate.
I don't agree on the microstories SJW lean to nor that world is controlled by evil white men who bring us poc empowered monster trucks down. Doesn't mean that we shouldn't accept depraved fucks if they aren't assholes about it.

Nobody gives a damn about highshool. My tips are on how you grow up as semi-functional adult and not be a total asshole in life you dingus.

If you like somebody, don't force it
It's the least attractive thing you can do whether your a boy or a girl

The day will come when a woman will kill your soul.

So basically, work hard, go to church, social clubs, save shekels, be an accountant and live a square life as a boring whitebread twat like you?

No thanks. You sound like a right prick.

I've got some matted anal hair here for you to gentrify and renovate you cunt.

Braiding it with some nice beads would fix %90 of your dead soul.

P.S Those 4 companies are predatory fucks, full of dead eyed scum like yourself.

Oldfag here. Some tips for you, newfags. Part 1/2

>Stop believing people are sloth machines. No matter how much you invest on them, they will not like you more, and probably you will end frienzoned as fuck.
>Stop believing a gf/bf is a thing. They come and go like the flu.
>Corollary: Stop believing your gf/bf is the most flawless person in the world: they are people like you, with issues and lows.
>Second corollary: Stop believing you can save/help others with their issues. They need to learn to do that by themselves, or they end as a burden. Don't carry others burdens, you have more than enough with yours.
>If she/he hides or lie about stuffs: RED FLAG! leave and move ahead, they don't deserve your time and feelings, and do it ASAP!
>If a relationship ends, is finished. Move on, learn about the experience and improve yourself.
>Never, ever stop of learn stuffs. Always read about everything. Learn and improve yourself with knowledge. Knowledge is power.
>Stop listening the social networks: they are biased, retarded and shitted as fuck. Read books.
>Learn to be alone and love it: Your time is limited and precious. A bf/gf is a partner in your own travel, not your goal or achievement. Stop believing a bf/gf is a thing.
>Use your time wisely. Work part time, save money, learn how the real world works.
>Go to school, and study: A degree can open a shit ton of doors.
>Make friends, be social and be good. A friend is a long term investment. You never know how or when they can give you a hand back.
>Open your eyes and see. Most people are retard, they only repeat the same stuffs you can found on the internets or media as fucking parrots. Learn about everything, study everything, try to understand every aspect of everything and make your own and personal opinions.
>Don't waste your time trying to change other people's views, as I said before, most of them are unconscious parrots. Invest your time on people that proved and showed they are smart enough.

Being an adult isn't about being perfect.

It's about doing the best you can inspite your imperfections and making peace with your limitations and working with them

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