Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Taylor Swift standing there looking at you

How do you react?

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>LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!

who are you and fucking leave

Who are you? What are you doing in my house?

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Turn 360 degrees and walk out!

>Oh shit. You're not the Chris Hansen replacement are you?

fpbp

>Date her.
>Break up with her immediately.
>She writes new album about breakup
>Claim royalties

punch t swizzle because I'm transphobic

hey you, even if you look like a sissy trap i would love to bang yor nasty ass while squeeze yor tiny boobs

Put my dick away and shake her hand.

"Get out, idyat!"
Then go find the longest fermented piss bottle owned just in case

Pull out my CC
check the rest of the room while holding her at gunpoint
If room is clear and it's just us, rape her,
record her sucking my dick and taking it in the ass
upload it online for you faggots and then an hero after I shoot her while she holds my flaccid dick in her mouth

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i think she might find that hot user

You'd walk into her again you retard....

i aks er 'ayyo wuttap gur all' u lookin all downsyndrom n shet, u got dat chyna bud?
naw yo u gotta try sum of this bubba candy jello fruit hawaiian pine tree kush yo shit trash
yo fo real tho
u got downs?
u lookin dum as fuk

phone amazon and complain
I ordered the Asian ladyboi model

Tell her to get the fuck out of my house.. I want Katy Perry instead

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Pic related

"I don't dance now, I make money moves"

lost

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Long life Sup Forums trap queen!
Thanks for doing a thread about our trap queen forever, OP. Miss it.

Looks like your the retard today

Tape and rape

Hey Taytay can you like give me Avrils number

Serious question. Why trapfags love Taylor so much here? What's the deal?

First I would play it cool and give her something to drink. But I would put something in her glasses which gonna make her sleepy. After she passes out I pull of her clothes and lick her from the top to the bottom. Then I put my dick in her cute pussy and creampie her multiple times. Afterwards I would suck my hot cum out of her pussy and pump it though my mouth into her ass. Than i tie her up. When she wakes up I would start spanking her with my sex toys until she is bleeding from multiple body parts. Than I would put something in her mouth which is gonna stop her from biting, so I can ram my dick into her throut. After this I stick my dick into her ass while I lick of her tears while she is crying because of the injuries my cock is making in her ass. Than I would kiss her on the mouth and ram my cock in her pussy as fast as I can. I destroy her womb while she is crying for mercy. Than I take a knife and cut her head of. Afterwards is stick my dick into her open wound of the throat and fill her stomach full of my cum.... Should I go on?

Hands down edge Lord post of the day

she no aint no trap no

>deck her in face as hard as I can
>drag to basement and handcuff her
>go buy burner phone and camera
>have her call her parents
>demand millions

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Instead of wasting your life creating scenerios in your head that'll literally never happen why don't you go find the courage to finally put a bullet through your brain

Watch E.T.

call the police because theres someone in my house

no u

And it looks like you're a fucking faggot who actually waited to see if anybody took your outdated stupid fucking meme. Kill yourself bitch.

No u kill urself

its time for antipsychotics

Grab pistol shoot intruder call police sleep well

Call cops. Tell her look what you made me do.

>How do you react?

Like this, exactly like this. Hate that bitch.

Send her back to the kitchen to make a sandwich.

So many posts and no one wanted a sandwich.
What has become of Sup Forums?

well when i read the topic my pants started to seem really tight and i couldn't really think all that clearly

Look her in the eyes ND tell her, no ass bitch no back stage pass now gtfo and make me a sammich

Agreed. Carry on with whatever you are doing.