The K5 Robot is 300 lbs, works 24/7, recharges itself, and randomly patrols an assigned geofenced in area. It has infrared, lidar, radar, 360 degree HD camera, face and license plate recognition that it checks with police records, and it can detect gunshots.
Are you ready for the Robotic revolution Sup Forums?
Pick up that can you stupid fucking fleshmeat, robot cock is superior, you can't compete.
Total cost is currently $6 an hour paid to the company that makes these.
Future plans for the automated security system include a multi spectrum approach including tracking drones, traditional cameras, and these robots in an integrated cloud system.
These are going to be revolutionary for security. Cheaper than normal labor and can be integrated into a full spectrum cloud defense system.
>fuck with this big robot >swarm of drones track you until cops arrive
Automated security is going to be worth trillions worldwide soon.
Leo Butler
>yfw you can already have 3 of these or 1 berniecuck.
Holy shit I've never seen a group of humans remove themselves from the competition so quickly.
Isaiah Cruz
The bots are going to get armed at some point to send into 'contested areas' in the cities.
Let's call them anti-sharia bots ?
William Mitchell
>"Sir, put down that muffin. Only conflict-free and fair-trade complaint foodstuffs may be consumed in this area. You have 30 seconds to comply."
Juan Hernandez
>niggers make a game of tipping them over
can't wait
Cameron Sanchez
It's 300 lbs with low center of gravity
Even if you did, youd be breaking the law.
Cameron Gray
...
Hunter Bennett
Are you implying niggers give a shit about laws?
APEX KEK
Luke Jenkins
It made me cringe, why does it have that odd sci-fi track playing through shitty speakers constantly?
Josiah Scott
yep it scans license plates and checks them for criminal background it does facial recognition it does lidar/radar/infrared
Your average mall cop is shit compared to this 300 lb pussy destroyer.
Alexander Green
>300lbs
anyone could move that, at most it would take two people
Henry Russell
>Even if you did, youd be breaking the law.
are you fucking retarded?
Grayson Cooper
It will be part of a full security package eventually
>tip this shit over >5 drones fly after you until cops arrest you.
Also part of it is conditioning
They will eventually be armed with electric shock devices and mace.
Carson Peterson
Hack them all and install Tay AI problem solved
Zachary Gomez
>california it's even shaped like a butt plug
Robert Martin
300 lbs, low center of gravity, that's pretty tough to tip over. There is basically no weight in the top half of this thing.
Anthony Ward
They should paint themm like R2D2
Logan Wilson
So this is how it starts, huh?
Thomas Butler
Tip fucking buttplug robot over, shoot drones out of the sky.
Wear mixed black and white facepaint so the face recognition software can't pick up your features.
Adam Roberts
>he can't lift 300lbs off the ground
Eli Barnes
So when these things get armed how long till hackers use them to terrorize people?
Jaxson James
can they taze and mace dindus?
Brody Williams
mechanical manlet
Andrew Hernandez
two people can move 300lbs of dead weight
if they can't move it, they'll smash it with blunt objects
Nathaniel Mitchell
>Cylon bumps into fat person at the mall >pushes them over and they break a couple bones >robot company gets sued
Henry Carter
then they have all the information they need to figure out who did it.
congrats retard.
David Collins
It's basically just a crazy sensor package on wheels.
360 degree HD cameras, etc, streams it all out constantly to a security center.
I wish google was doing this instead of trying to sell boston dynamics.
Cooper James
> put a bag/tape/clothes over its optical sensor > it can't identify anyone or function > it can't remove the obstruction because no arm/hand/fingers
it's a glorified, oversized security camera
Matthew Watson
Cool so they destroy it and get arrested
good job.
Two guys can also overpower a security guard and bash his skull in
Robert Rogers
>this somehow stops them from being destroyed
nogs rob convenience stores and get identified immediately all the time, but the stores still get robbed
this robot police concept will only work in respectable white societies
Austin Anderson
>They will eventually be armed with electric shock devices and mace.
They aren't already? Then what's the fucking point?
Chase King
>real police shows up. >get put in jail like the faggot that you are.
Matthew Torres
Can't wait to hear people about racist robots when they catch a black guy.
Logan Gomez
wait does it play annoying elevator music?
wtf
Aaron Howard
Will only be useful in places where there is already no crime. A novelty.
Alexander Flores
the nig version has tazers that deploy 360 degrees around it among other things.
Jace Adams
i would pay to see that in action
Kevin Bell
except it's not that expensive, not compared to a human being destroyed
It's basically a battery, electric motor, and lots of sensors.
Not at all that expensive when compared to other costs.
Benjamin King
South African version has flame throwers and a powerful self destruct explosion when compromised.
Julian Anderson
That sounds kind of Orwellian.
Dylan Reed
Can I ride on it?
Benjamin Bailey
You don't need to pick it up to tip it over you idiot Just push it at the top and down it goes.
Alexander Morris
Has nobody seen terminator? No? Jesus Christ this is how skynet starts huh?
Oliver Anderson
couldnt you just push it over
Anthony Miller
>That sounds kind of Orwellian
It sounds awesome to me, imagine having your own robot waifu that can also flamethrower niggas
Jeremiah Bailey
Looks like a Dalek, wait, no - more like a turret from Portal. >Are you still there?
Julian Smith
I for one, welcome our cybernetic overlords. Still better than the current degenerate world.
Aiden Hill
>Facial recognition scanners
That's creepy as fuck. Science has actually gone too far, I'm not even kidding. We need to revert to traditionalism.
Ted Kazyinzski (sp) saw this shit coming.
Jason Cruz
It is, that's why it's so cute/stupid looking.
Imagine if this was some boston dynamics shit, people would freak out.
It was probably selected because it looks so retarded. Got to condition people.
If your first response is "That is cute, stupid, weak, dumb looking" then they did their job right.
Christian Powell
Good stuff. Can't wait for the armed models that are completely immune to small arms fire and molotov cocktails.
>2020 >go to Wendy's >6'4 Chef Hugecock McIncome makes me a burger I order on the cashierbot >nigger saunters over to steal my bike I have out front >Robocop bot perforates him with 3 bursts of 7.62mm in the back as soon as he drives off
Feels good, man.
Matthew Torres
Should have called them Cuck Plugs.
Brayden Moore
This is how they get accepted. Nigs, we are FUCKED!
Christopher Scott
I welcome our robot overlords. Robots are the best things for humans anyway just accept us.
Jaxon James
I am actually sad that i will never see these here in Idaho. I would absolutely sabotage them if given the chance. Paint them with IR lasers to blind their scanners from afar, heck Id snipe that mecha bitch.
Parker Howard
Privacy is dead. Once it is fully deployed it will sell your location to "advertisement" companies.
Parker Gomez
>except it's not that expensive, not compared to a human being destroyed
i'll let you argue that to legislators yourself
Nathan Hill
Holy shit all these retards in here welcoming this
Noah Morales
>Robots are the best things for humans anyway just accept us >accept us >us
Levi Cruz
>6'4 Chef Hugecock McIncome Thanks to Trump they lowered the wages to 7 dollars an hour & i couldn't make my cock payments or buy shoe lifts so now im a 5'4 manlet & they repossessed my thunder cock 9000
Easton Lee
This is pretty cool as fuck.
I don't really understand why this is a problem?
Jayden Baker
Duct tape?
Charles Anderson
Dude these are awesome
So much security, I feel safer already.
Only good things will happen when 50% of jobs are replaced and we have no purpose for most of the people in a country. only good things.
Justin Bell
I'll bet you don't mind getting chipped either
Carson Reyes
>Are you implying niggers give a shit about laws?
or gravity
Isaiah Flores
I can't tell if this is sarcasm. Sometimes it doesn't translate well through text.
Parker King
total kek
Alexander Scott
Well it might suck for 99% of humanity
If you are in the top 1% it's awesome because you can have some drones defend your empty investment properties that you are hoarding.
Landon Jones
We just need to automate education so that jobs become adapted to quicker
Jose Powell
oh fuck, can it read my wrongthink?
worry
Leo Campbell
Those aren't empty, you're making SoyGreen on them for the hungry.
Gavin Butler
Solid advise desu.
Julian Hall
Best grab those properties while humans are still economically viable.
Parker Martin
>implying this wont get vandalized by niggers and have to be repaired daily
Jace Hill
empty.. ever done bitch hoarding?
Wyatt Foster
More like the top .1% or top .01%
Even people with a few million typically still live among us plebs. It's not until you start getting in the hundreds of millions that you transcend normies status and get in on the special parties and secret millionaire lifestyle benefits.
Gavin Hernandez
Feels like the Protectron from Fallout.
Aaron Phillips
It will be the only good thing niggers have ever done. We don't need police and surveillance robots watching our every footstep and uploading footage of us to some NSA supercomputer.
Ian Thomas
Just need to slap some weapons onto them and unleash them on the ghetto.
Gavin Moore
20 years form now human labor of all types including scientific pursuits might be worthless
Aiden Howard
I wonder how much you could sell one for. 300 pounds isn't that hard to steal.
...which is why you'll only see these in nice libcuck areas. You send one of those to the hood, some nigga is gonna break it and sell the parts.
Jace Nelson
fuck this shit. I'm glad I don't work security, but it is only a matter of time before they come for YOUR job- and you NEETS will lose your NEETbux soon enough.
Hunter Russell
needs more tracks to make it cooler, imo
Noah Thompson
They'll be armed with tasers, rubber bullets and mace in less than 5 years. Guns with real bullets in 15 years, mark my words.
Bentley King
mechatronic engineer here ftw
Jaxon Phillips
mag lev tracked vehicles
now you are a genius
Lincoln Baker
You start to sound like a gypsy. Shit that reminds me, those bots would be gutted for the copper wires in them here.
Hudson Watson
Yeah but you need more mass killings/death to sort those cunts out too. Then the cybernetic overlords will be ok.
Hudson Ramirez
why contain it
Lincoln Price
"AM I BEING DETAINED, ROBOT?"
John Brown
mag lev direct drive tracked vehicles I meant
Sebastian Morris
looks like a suicide booth
Zachary Cox
Well, every time police and civilians interact there is a chance of escalation, and every time there is escalation there is a chance that the police will simply not do their jobs and the power structure will be forced to either acquiesce or escalate with higher forms of law enforcement. Eventually this escalation can threaten the status quo; this is why force should be applied as sparingly as possible and the threat of force tends to be the most effective option for most situations.
>Why does this matter? This escalation depends on human interaction, and the threat of unlawful retaliation. E.g., if a riot police officer starts beating down protestors, there is a good chance they themselves might get struck.
Once you remove human fear of retaliation, the faggot on the ground that has to maintain order, the powers that be really don't have to consider the complications of what they do.
So, why not just have genocide bots?
Elijah Torres
Watch out! The future of dildos are here!
The buttlug of justice is not what Commifornia needs but the buttplug it deserves.
It won't replace all regular security guards. Some things will, but a lot of security work is actually talking to humans, calming them down, telling them to stop certain practices, threatening them with some semblance of authority. People will just ignore or piss on these things and leave. Cops will take their sweet ass time responded to calls from these things because cops hate getting called even by human security.
t. someone who has worked as a security guard
Zachary Hill
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Michael Cooper
It's a huge shift in power.
Now capital can buy you an army of people willing to do anything you order with no self-determination.
Robots completely change all dynamics of life on earth. You don't have to convince them. You can just say "Kill everyone on welfare and anyone who tries to stop or protest it" and wait a few weeks.
Andrew Williams
True, but it's nothing a few nukes can't solve.
Asher Price
>why not just have genocide bots?
thats the idea after we take out most of the niggers with disease first