Robots Patrol California - 300lb robots defend weak liberal cucks

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The K5 Robot is 300 lbs, works 24/7, recharges itself, and randomly patrols an assigned geofenced in area. It has infrared, lidar, radar, 360 degree HD camera, face and license plate recognition that it checks with police records, and it can detect gunshots.

Are you ready for the Robotic revolution Sup Forums?

Pick up that can you stupid fucking fleshmeat, robot cock is superior, you can't compete.

Total cost is currently $6 an hour paid to the company that makes these.

Future plans for the automated security system include a multi spectrum approach including tracking drones, traditional cameras, and these robots in an integrated cloud system.

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These are going to be revolutionary for security. Cheaper than normal labor and can be integrated into a full spectrum cloud defense system.

>fuck with this big robot
>swarm of drones track you until cops arrive

Automated security is going to be worth trillions worldwide soon.

>yfw you can already have 3 of these or 1 berniecuck.

Holy shit I've never seen a group of humans remove themselves from the competition so quickly.

The bots are going to get armed at some point to send into 'contested areas' in the cities.

Let's call them anti-sharia bots ?

>"Sir, put down that muffin. Only conflict-free and fair-trade complaint foodstuffs may be consumed in this area. You have 30 seconds to comply."

>niggers make a game of tipping them over

can't wait

It's 300 lbs with low center of gravity

Even if you did, youd be breaking the law.

...

Are you implying niggers give a shit about laws?

APEX KEK

It made me cringe, why does it have that odd sci-fi track playing through shitty speakers constantly?

yep it scans license plates and checks them for criminal background
it does facial recognition
it does lidar/radar/infrared

Your average mall cop is shit compared to this 300 lb pussy destroyer.

>300lbs

anyone could move that, at most it would take two people

>Even if you did, youd be breaking the law.

are you fucking retarded?

It will be part of a full security package eventually

>tip this shit over
>5 drones fly after you until cops arrest you.

Also part of it is conditioning

They will eventually be armed with electric shock devices and mace.

Hack them all and install Tay AI problem solved

>california
it's even shaped like a butt plug

300 lbs, low center of gravity, that's pretty tough to tip over. There is basically no weight in the top half of this thing.

They should paint themm like R2D2

So this is how it starts, huh?

Tip fucking buttplug robot over, shoot drones out of the sky.

Wear mixed black and white facepaint so the face recognition software can't pick up your features.

>he can't lift 300lbs off the ground

So when these things get armed how long till hackers use them to terrorize people?

can they taze and mace dindus?

mechanical manlet

two people can move 300lbs of dead weight

if they can't move it, they'll smash it with blunt objects

>Cylon bumps into fat person at the mall
>pushes them over and they break a couple bones
>robot company gets sued

then they have all the information they need to figure out who did it.

congrats retard.

It's basically just a crazy sensor package on wheels.

360 degree HD cameras, etc, streams it all out constantly to a security center.

I wish google was doing this instead of trying to sell boston dynamics.

> put a bag/tape/clothes over its optical sensor
> it can't identify anyone or function
> it can't remove the obstruction because no arm/hand/fingers

it's a glorified, oversized security camera

Cool so they destroy it and get arrested

good job.


Two guys can also overpower a security guard and bash his skull in

>this somehow stops them from being destroyed

nogs rob convenience stores and get identified immediately all the time, but the stores still get robbed

this robot police concept will only work in respectable white societies

>They will eventually be armed with electric shock devices and mace.

They aren't already? Then what's the fucking point?

>real police shows up.
>get put in jail like the faggot that you are.

Can't wait to hear people about racist robots when they catch a black guy.

wait does it play annoying elevator music?

wtf

Will only be useful in places where there is already no crime. A novelty.

the nig version has tazers that deploy 360 degrees around it among other things.

i would pay to see that in action

except it's not that expensive, not compared to a human being destroyed

It's basically a battery, electric motor, and lots of sensors.

Not at all that expensive when compared to other costs.

South African version has flame throwers and a powerful self destruct explosion when compromised.

That sounds kind of Orwellian.

Can I ride on it?

You don't need to pick it up to tip it over you idiot
Just push it at the top and down it goes.

Has nobody seen terminator? No? Jesus Christ this is how skynet starts huh?

couldnt you just push it over

>That sounds kind of Orwellian

It sounds awesome to me, imagine having your own robot waifu that can also flamethrower niggas

Looks like a Dalek, wait, no - more like a turret from Portal.
>Are you still there?

I for one, welcome our cybernetic overlords.
Still better than the current degenerate world.

>Facial recognition scanners

That's creepy as fuck. Science has actually gone too far, I'm not even kidding. We need to revert to traditionalism.

Ted Kazyinzski (sp) saw this shit coming.

It is, that's why it's so cute/stupid looking.

Imagine if this was some boston dynamics shit, people would freak out.

It was probably selected because it looks so retarded. Got to condition people.

If your first response is "That is cute, stupid, weak, dumb looking" then they did their job right.

Good stuff. Can't wait for the armed models that are completely immune to small arms fire and molotov cocktails.

>2020
>go to Wendy's
>6'4 Chef Hugecock McIncome makes me a burger I order on the cashierbot
>nigger saunters over to steal my bike I have out front
>Robocop bot perforates him with 3 bursts of 7.62mm in the back as soon as he drives off

Feels good, man.

Should have called them Cuck Plugs.

This is how they get accepted.
Nigs, we are FUCKED!

I welcome our robot overlords. Robots are the best things for humans anyway just accept us.

I am actually sad that i will never see these here in Idaho. I would absolutely sabotage them if given the chance. Paint them with IR lasers to blind their scanners from afar, heck Id snipe that mecha bitch.

Privacy is dead. Once it is fully deployed it will sell your location to "advertisement" companies.

>except it's not that expensive, not compared to a human being destroyed

i'll let you argue that to legislators yourself

Holy shit all these retards in here welcoming this

>Robots are the best things for humans anyway just accept us
>accept us
>us

>6'4 Chef Hugecock McIncome
Thanks to Trump they lowered the wages to 7 dollars an hour & i couldn't make my cock payments or buy shoe lifts so now im a 5'4 manlet & they repossessed my thunder cock 9000

This is pretty cool as fuck.

I don't really understand why this is a problem?

Duct tape?

Dude these are awesome

So much security, I feel safer already.

Only good things will happen when 50% of jobs are replaced and we have no purpose for most of the people in a country. only good things.

I'll bet you don't mind getting chipped either

>Are you implying niggers give a shit about laws?

or gravity

I can't tell if this is sarcasm. Sometimes it doesn't translate well through text.

total kek

Well it might suck for 99% of humanity

If you are in the top 1% it's awesome because you can have some drones defend your empty investment properties that you are hoarding.

We just need to automate education so that jobs become adapted to quicker

oh fuck, can it read my wrongthink?

worry

Those aren't empty, you're making SoyGreen on them for the hungry.

Solid advise desu.

Best grab those properties while humans are still economically viable.

>implying this wont get vandalized by niggers and have to be repaired daily

empty.. ever done bitch hoarding?

More like the top .1% or top .01%

Even people with a few million typically still live among us plebs. It's not until you start getting in the hundreds of millions that you transcend normies status and get in on the special parties and secret millionaire lifestyle benefits.

Feels like the Protectron from Fallout.

It will be the only good thing niggers have ever done. We don't need police and surveillance robots watching our every footstep and uploading footage of us to some NSA supercomputer.

Just need to slap some weapons onto them and unleash them on the ghetto.

20 years form now human labor of all types including scientific pursuits might be worthless

I wonder how much you could sell one for. 300 pounds isn't that hard to steal.

...which is why you'll only see these in nice libcuck areas.
You send one of those to the hood, some nigga is gonna break it and sell the parts.

fuck this shit. I'm glad I don't work security, but it is only a matter of time before they come for YOUR job- and you NEETS will lose your NEETbux soon enough.

needs more tracks to make it cooler, imo

They'll be armed with tasers, rubber bullets and mace in less than 5 years.
Guns with real bullets in 15 years, mark my words.

mechatronic engineer here ftw

mag lev tracked vehicles

now you are a genius

You start to sound like a gypsy.
Shit that reminds me, those bots would be gutted for the copper wires in them here.

Yeah but you need more mass killings/death to sort those cunts out too.
Then the cybernetic overlords will be ok.

why contain it

"AM I BEING DETAINED, ROBOT?"

mag lev direct drive tracked vehicles I meant

looks like a suicide booth

Well, every time police and civilians interact there is a chance of escalation, and every time there is escalation there is a chance that the police will simply not do their jobs and the power structure will be forced to either acquiesce or escalate with higher forms of law enforcement. Eventually this escalation can threaten the status quo; this is why force should be applied as sparingly as possible and the threat of force tends to be the most effective option for most situations.

>Why does this matter?
This escalation depends on human interaction, and the threat of unlawful retaliation. E.g., if a riot police officer starts beating down protestors, there is a good chance they themselves might get struck.

Once you remove human fear of retaliation, the faggot on the ground that has to maintain order, the powers that be really don't have to consider the complications of what they do.

So, why not just have genocide bots?

Watch out! The future of dildos are here!

The buttlug of justice is not what Commifornia needs but the buttplug it deserves.

Soo... peace bringers when?
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It won't replace all regular security guards. Some things will, but a lot of security work is actually talking to humans, calming them down, telling them to stop certain practices, threatening them with some semblance of authority. People will just ignore or piss on these things and leave. Cops will take their sweet ass time responded to calls from these things because cops hate getting called even by human security.

t. someone who has worked as a security guard

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

It's a huge shift in power.

Now capital can buy you an army of people willing to do anything you order with no self-determination.

Robots completely change all dynamics of life on earth. You don't have to convince them. You can just say "Kill everyone on welfare and anyone who tries to stop or protest it" and wait a few weeks.

True, but it's nothing a few nukes can't solve.

>why not just have genocide bots?

thats the idea after we take out most of the niggers with disease first