Fight my champion - 3800 health

Fight my champion - 3800 health
- Dubs takes off 100 health
- Trips activates custom special move of up to 500 HP

Good luck and fight valiantly to defeat the Bionicle Apple Man

Rollin

Rolling again

Rolling again.

what about quads?
and how much does singles do?

I'll shoot an arrow at it!

Singles do the value of the last 2 digits and quads are an insta-kill

Rolling Again 2.0

Rolling i have nothing better to do

Another arrow... aiming carefully...

Rolling again.....

Just realised the first post was dubs so 3700!! He quavers at the knee as he feels his first morsel of pain in years.

arrow to the knee

Must...Keep....On..Front...Page
Roll

did the math it is at 3206 now

Rolling.....

if quads get he gains full hp

thank you my sir, could you be my mathematician?

dammit

Winrar

fuck well he is now on full HP

yea i can

Winrar

She's dead now.

halibabulai!

>being 18+
>still playing with plastic toys
kek.

lol op you got quads

BOOM!

Best moc I've ever seen m8

Did OP just kill his own monster?

>Being on Sup Forums
>Not playing with plastic toys
What do you do when there's no threads?

Monster sleeps gently.. for now...

jaja

Best post I've seen all day, thanks Sup Forumstards, you've just made a shit day less shit

Oh boi

Niggachu used rollout!

HE HAS REAWOKEN

Anotha one

nice
toothpaste flash attak!

Wang attack go

The beast squints as the toothpaste hits his eyes. He is not impressed by your weak warfare.

Op pessimistic sigh beam

>:(

Bump for interest

*teleports behind you*
nothin personnel robo-fruit

wild pet cat appears
uses NOM NOM BITE

Stray chicken appears
'Quack'

I shove my dick into its ass

the apple man likes it... a lot.

shit I miss

reroll

By my sword!

cheque cum

The monster growls as 100 HP is sliced from him. 3600 HP

can I eat the apple? me hungy

you take a bite from the apple. he doesn't like it very much and sulks for half an hour.
3500 HP

Why is he growling? Shouldn't he be moaning?

bout 350 damage

The monster exclaims,"I ain't into that BDSM shit nigga"

I would like another slice, preferably not cum ridden

I send in the attack dog

It is largely ineffectual. The monster kills the templar pupper and dances on his bones. "Bloods nigga" He calls out.

Roll

I thing the croc hat distracted the poor doggo, here I've removed it for you

RELEASE THE LOBSTER COCK!!!

The second doggo removes his helmet to reveal beautiful black locks. This takes the monster (lest we call him Simon from here onwawrds) by suprise and he is bitten in the cock.
3400 HP

I go harder and stick my balls into his ass too.

Simon says, "Get outta my ass nigga, I'm finna win a war here B>"

The narrator seems to have hurt his own creation again

His god machine's broken

My mighty army shall not be defeated by a mere apple!

wow

My creation is pained by this however loses 500 HP due to your immense intellect and obvservations.
2800 HP

...

thank you, much appreciated. would your creation like an apple to eat?

die applenigger

Simon does not wish to be fed.

Is the answer 2?
It's been a long time since messing around with gears

I place in front of Simon, some apple sauce on a freshly baked apple pie

with a Bohrok va's leg sticking out of it

I'm going full ass. I slide my legs in, and his asshole swallows me whole.

He sheds a tear. His friend shall be missed.

...

I take a bite of that sweet juicy enormous big appley cock

Roll

Thanks, I'm eating an apple now- and wishing I was eating pie

He is hurt by your attack.
2700 HP

i console Simon pitifully

I crush Simon with Saturn

This was ineffective as Simon is a god, stronger than all planets.

He is now dickless and seen a comrades remains

If he's God, why did this hurt him so?

oops my bad

I investigate Simons legal history and find he has 3 parking tickets and a petty theft charge for stealing a lemon

Rollin

I summon the pigeon cavalry!

QUADS!!! Simon has been defeated. The strength was too much for him to handle! Simon may rise again soon. For now, he slumbers.HE lays down to rest upon the heath and awaits medical assistance. He breathes gently in your direction, "I will defeat you user. Just you fucking wait, man. I will come back stronger and you will rue the day."

I dig a small grave for him

This is something he will soon escape... Simon is no match for 10" of dirt above him.