Scientists have just discovered a massive gamma ray burst heading straight for earth

>scientists have just discovered a massive gamma ray burst heading straight for earth
>it will arrive in 1 week and burn everyone to death

How do you spend your final days?

World would be in chaos, so I'd just join in I guess

Fuck off dude it's always a fucking gamma ray from space, you simplistic shitlord.

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You wouldn't be able to detect one because they move at the speed of light fucking tard

Op is retarded, gamma rays travel at the speed of light, if you can see one coming to you, you are already dead.

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Why are you such a autistic faggot?

>find an outer space empire's enormous death weapon who is attacking the Earth
>form a rebel alliance
>group up star pilots to fly to said weapon and blow it up and save the Galaxy

do you even into gamma rays?
by the time they are detected they are already here
even if there were a detector 1 light-week out from the Earth that had instantaneous detection and sent a warning signal instantly
we still wouldn't get the warning signal until the gamma rays were here

They do travel at the speed of light but there may be a neutrino burst that hits before the gamma rays do, kinda like the way they do before supernovas light arrives.

chances of detecting a neutrino burst is insanely low

But even with this, the neutrinos would not precede the GRB by a week. It would be much sooner.

>chances of detecting a neutrino burst is insanely low

I didn't say it would be easy...

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Wut? What do you mean 5+?

Same as always
>drink beer
>play Oblivion
>pretend to go to school

>oblivion

I've played the shit out of Morrowind and Skyrim. Played the other TESs too. What else am I supposed to do with my life

surfing 4 chan.

Op just stfu. This is the gayest thread ive ever seen on this board that includes all the trap threads too. Stupid fukn gay ass autistic antifa lefty cuck. Muh attack of the gayma rays muh i think kno everything bout gamma rays im op im a fukn fag

what about 5+ is confusing to you? Seems like I numerically explained that shit.

A GRB did cause a massive extinction 250 mya.

Learn to archeology you factory

Build a bunker.
Whether or not does anything, it gives a sense of purpose

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kms

Drink myself into oblivion and fuck everything i want. Last 24 hours i start the killing

pull my dick out and thrust at the right time when it hits so i know that i fuck it with all my might!!!

post pics

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More than 250 u fuking uneducated faggot jesus christ ur gay op. Stfu u look dumber n dumber ever time u post a reply

Our are are and hear and here are different u fuking 10 yr old faggot get the fuk off Sup Forums and go jerk off too neil de grasse tyson while u wat h the cosmos u stupid illiterate queerbag

/thread dead. Thank god. Fuking gayy ass gamma ray beams up OPs tight lubed up butthole. Now greentect us the stoey of the first time u got buttfucked by a "scientist" fukn fag

GTA: Real Life

I'd probably rape a lot

travelling time, since that is what it would take to detect the burst before it hits

I bet your real fun at parties

Find a really deep mine or something with a few hundred halving thicknesses of shielding. may cause a huge population drop but there will be human survivors that could rebuild. The only thing that would kill every human on earth is a huge meteorite impact and I mean a HUGE one, one that would wipe out even bacteria through massive volcanic activity otherwise there will be survivors. However few, but mankind won't be extinguished so easily

not studying for my unit 1 test

This.

Masturbating with my dog, I guess.

Play CS:Go and masturbate to porn like usual.

theoretically we could be able to see the supernova before the pulsar hits us, now if it's too close we're fucked of course.
hmm could be how mars went, even scarier, what if it coincided with one of earths mass extinctions, and the martian planet simply saved us from the brunt of the blow

I would spend my last days traveling to the center of impact

How would we detect the gamma ray burst before it gets here?
If there was a gamma ray burst coming from space to kill us all, we wouldn't know until it arrived.

I'd spend my days wondering how they can detect something moving at the speed of light.

say how long does it take to build even the simplest bunker anyway? i guess you're not talking about digging a hole in the ground and calling a bunker

I'd loot stores like a nigger.

Destroy all Negros and Jews. 1 week utopia.

That image is the most offensive thing I've ever seen.

TOOTHPASTE DOES NOT GO ON HOTDOGS.

>probably make a thread trying to get trips

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You guys cook like old people fuck.

I'd probably rape as many little girls as I could get away with, then hope the ray really hits the Earth.

good gamma rays wont get u but starvation will :)

>gamma ray burst
>burn everyone to death
That's bullshit. We'd all become Hulks.

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I would start by stockpiling opiates and amphetamines. I would max out all my credit cards purchasing an arsenal of weapons. High as ever living fuck, I would go door to door, killing and torturing anyone who isn't white. Niggers and arabs would get it the worst. I would take at least one body per home, skin them and cover my vehicle with it. I would see body parts and eyes all over the skin on my car. I would have their entrails spraying out the sides like a snow machine. On the last day, I would find Taylor Swift and Jennifer Connelly and rape them right up to a few mins before we would die. I would choke Taylor to death with my cock as Jennifer watched. Covered in Taylor's blood, I would creampie Jennifer as we all vanished.

What, that doesn't even make sense. Forewarning of a gamma ray burst would mean that information traveled faster than the speed light, breaking physics as we know it.
With that in mind I'd be forced into staying so drunk that I wouldn't remember how I wasted my life getting a degree in physics.

I like you

become an hero

whoops the gamma ray burst was coming next week instead

The only thing I would change about this is Jennifer would choke to death on my cock, and Taylor I would cum inside as we died. Taylor is the sexiest woman that has ever lived.

I don't know.

Chillin.