Ideal woman thread?

Ideal woman thread?
I'll start:
>thick thighs
>wide hips
>narrow waist
>big ass
>Large tits, but not too large
>short, not midget short, but 4'11 to 5'6
>blonde
>long hair, particularly down to lower back
>blue eyes

>Ideal woman
but there isn't one..

>not midget short, but 4'11

which one is it?

You're ideal is a bit much...
Like, if an ideal has more than 4 specific things then you're setting yourself up to never even come close.

>You're
>ideal is a but much
he's list qualities he thinks the perfect hypothetical woman's body type would have
sounds good, but i wouldn't mind a taller woman, but i'm 6'2" & 1/2

NIGGA ARE U ME??
I would also add some freckles :)

Worst thing is I met a very, very similar grill to that, except she was a dirty-blonde
>managed to made her like me
could only fuck her with my almost-6 incher for like less than 2 minutes bcause
>too fucking hot
she dumped me short after this

FML

Pic related. I love white girls so much.

how old are you, 10?

rate my waifu :)

a solid 9.5

You just described my girlfriend. Minus the big tits.

Enji Night is adorable.

fat

This

Perfection

homosexual

shes at least a 11 or 12/10

>blue or green eyes
>brown or red hair, preferably long
>short
>small breasts, but not quite flat
>not fat

breathing

sounds monstrous
get some taste

Yeah and I bet your preferred 'woman' has a dick.

...

An economist, all other women will blow your credit card, the economist is the only one who will renegotiate the debt with the bank and help you pay.