>Was a 19 year old medical transporter.
>Single as a fan.
>Masturbate in tissue every night
>Place in the trash next to the bed.
>Junk can be full of cum tissues.
>Get home from work to find shredded cum tissues sprinkle the house.
>The dog has come in with vessels, finds cum rags to be delicious.
>I think it's gross. Talk dog is bad dog and collect cum tissues.
>What is this again.
>I start closing my dog from my bed room when I leave for medical transportation.
>Dog whines outside the bedroom door cannot survive without the delicious cum tissue.
>I explained this problem to veterinarians.
>Veterinarians dictate to eat dark chocolate to make cum taste bad.
>I eat a dark dark chocolate that I escalate four kilos.
>Has the opposite or detected influence on someone.
>Return to the home to find cum tissues around the home.
>Fucking dog learned to open the door just to get to my delicious cum tissues.
>I say is a bad dog and not to eat my cum fabric.
>I put my cum tissue can on a high shelf to prevent the dog from getting.
>The dog is depressed. No more desire to go for a walk or play outside.
>Think only of what meat pills it can turn around.
>Retrieve new girlfriend to house to find cum tissues sprinkle about the reserve.
>She says, "Oh, your dog is enjoying the tissues of hardened mucus."
>Yes is right.
>No more masturbating for me as new cum receptacle girl.
>Smart bastard understands why, hate new girlfriend.
>She does not know why the dog have a hate for her.
Was a 19 year old medical transporter
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One day i was walking and i found this big log.
Then i rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick.
I was like "THAT LOG HAD A CHILD."
Then what happened?
>Think only of what meat pills it can turn around.
>>Think only of what meat pills it can turn around.
>"Think only of what meat pills it can turn around"
>Think only of what meat pills it can turn around.
fuck me
epic
>Oh, your dog is enjoying the tissues of hardened mucus
I'm a little bit confused. Can someone please clarify OP's story?
>His dog became addicted to eating his used cum rags.
>He gets a GF and as a consequence doesn't wank as much.
>Dog hates GF for taking away his favourite snack.
It's a load of bollocks but was still fun to read.
Put me in the leddit screencap kek
>"Retrieve new girlfriend to house to find cum tissues sprinkle about the reserve."
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>No more masturbating for me as new cum receptacle girl.
>Think only if meat pills it can turn around
Cute.
>"Think only of what meat pills it can turn around"
>Nigga what?
Nothing wrong in giving cum to your dog its a bitch. (Female)
This was a wild ride from start to finish
How do you know that OP's story is fake? It sounds like he's from some backwoods like Canada and popped this into Google Translate. Maybe this kind of stuff is normal in the third world.
>"Oh, your dog is enjoying the tissues of hardened mucus."
fucking dank
Holy fuck OP
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Put me in the screencap.
tried too hard to be funny but at least you did try
Is this some kind of meme that I should be aware of?
Are you 9?
>No more masturbating for me as new cum receptacle girl.
>Think only of what meat pills it can turn around.
Load of bollocks? Who makes up shit like this?
Get dog jobs
No,
You must leave.
Is that a man?
No.
Dog ait cum fabric and only meat pills could turn it around
I don't believe you.
This hurts my feelings
I thought it was funny
Can I get a name?
>The dog has come in with vessels
No. You think I'm a boy. That hurts.
Cum fabric my fucking sides
Oh, so you're a dickgirl then?
sharpie in pooper or stfu
No. I was born with a vagina.
Goodbye, user.
Quit whoring for attention. This thread is about OP's dog thinking only of what meat pills it can turn around. Go to /soc/.
You know
Tits or I go an hero becouse of autism
So, you're posting pics of some girl who's not you, why?
Bitch I ain't clickin' on that shit.
Do you seriously not know what the fuck vocaroo is?!
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Yes. I seriously do not know what the fuck vocaroo is.
It's a voice recording sharing site. Not sure what user posted as I'm on my phone and it doesn't work for me. Probably read op out loud. Or maybe just made a bunch of faggot noises. Idk
He just reads op's green text
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Oh. Why would anyone want to hear that?
feed him what he needs. when she leaves you he will be there, but when he leaves she still womt want your cum.
Dogs are quick enough I bet he could catch a load midair, try it op. (Try telling him before you go so he’s ready)
This would have been a better story if you, your gf and your dog ended up a threesome
I’d watch that movie
And you too, my dead Memmius, should you at any point defer your judgments to the blood-curdling declamations of the prophets, would seek to desert our ranks. Think only of what meat pills they can turn around to overturn the tenor of you life and wreck your happiness with fear.
He isn't the first to make that kind of mistake, I fell in love with a dick girl once, but she had a sense of humor so...
>cum fabric
I'm more curious about the meat pills tbh.
I'm curious about the vessels myself.
>The dog has come in with wessels
Either way user has a problem
XDDDDDDD LMAO SO LOLABLE XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Could we possibly get a screen cap of this thread?
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>getting pic taken with waitress
>cum yourself
>ask for extra napkins
pumme in the screencap pls?
Make your own screencap lazy faggot
le random XD!
I want in on screencap!
The pasta is getting a bit cold, but it's still pretty tasty.
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Kek nooice vid, specially when he beats the talking trash can with a stick
absolutely amazing
somebody post screencap
wtf is a meat pill and why is it turn around
I demand to be put in the screencap
Nigga you gay
You isnt makin big cums no mo