alright buckle up fuckos this bout to be a long one
>be me >eighth grade >every year, the eighth grade spends a week "camping", where every student sleeps in cabins and does activities throughout the week >this is the story
>day -7 >homeroom tells us about the schedule and shit >she tells the class what to bring and what you need >week is supposed to be free of electronics, but you know kids are gonna bring that contraband >she tells us that the showers will be 2 minutes long >be un groomed fag who can survive a week without a shower >be in class of quite the opposite >most the white girls are chattering about this >I even overhear some gigawhite girl claiming this is some sort of "abuse" or "how they can't do this" >one girl asks if she can bring hair dryer >no >somehow she's confused why not
>day 1 >we take a bus up to the camp, where the counselors show us around >it might be nice to know that i'm a boy scout >i see a bunch of kids bringing huge trash bags full of clothes and toiletries >i pack the same things but in a smaller, hiking bag >kids bringing pillows and sheets and shit >i bring a sleeping bag >we are given our cabin and i'm paired up with a bunch of kids i hardly know >i set up my bed and the counselors tell us to mingle with our cabinmates >we talk a bit and share a few laughs >one kid, we'll call him eric, brings his phone and a laptop >eric is a boy scout too, but in a different troop, so he knows how to conceal it >another kid, we'll call him zack, pulled out a full ziplock bag of pot sidenote >our town is filled with stoners >when I was in 6th grade, i had a friend who was a freshmen >he told me pretty much all of the fucking grade smoked pot >you wouldn't list off the people who smoked pot, you would list the people who *didn't* smoke pot >another large chunk of the highschool also smoked cigs and drank >this isn't an innercity school, this is a rural town where half the entire town is just cornfield endsidenote
cont?
Grayson Foster
Please
Lucas Bell
Yes please do.
Aaron Butler
monitoring this thread
Nathan Lee
Liar.
Gavin Scott
I have nothing else to do OP. Please continue.
Matthew Morales
interesting, please continue
Jason Morgan
keep going, campfag.
Josiah Collins
I'm fucking listening campfag
Logan Hall
Please continue
Logan Martinez
Op is gone, you will never hear of day two.
Xavier Lewis
No.
Jose Jones
quit dicking around and just post the entire fucking story already
Luke Edwards
No, no more story for you.
Jose Rogers
oaky
>day 1 1/2 >i've never smoked pot >activities start >blah blah blah >back to the cabin >we start talking about shit >zack asks: hey user, you've never smoked before right? >well uh, yeah >well get ready for the time of your fuckin life >lunch then dinner goes on >we have one last activity before bed >we start a huge game of man hunt >each cabin is a manhunt team >fuckyeah.jpeg >we scatter around the camp >an airhorn sounds through the camp overcom >we sprint through the woods >none of my cabin wants to play >we just sit in the middle of the woods like pussies >another kid in my cabin pulls out a cig >he leaves it the burnt butt on the ground >starts a small flame >my cabin sprints away >I pound it with my boot and poor my water on couple sparks >aint nuttin >other cabinfag: Holy shit user, thanks >yep >we get back to cabin after man hunt ends
Kayden Ortiz
Go on...don't stop.
Tyler Jenkins
Settle down bro.
Liam Morgan
If I don't get some god damn OC right fucking now I'm going to rip open your dickhole and shit down it until your bladder explodes inside of you from the sheer shit pressure (That's SSP for you acronymfags) and laugh while you beg me to just end your pathetic little existence. I will cut off your limbs one by one and cauterize the wounds so you survive long enough to watch me grind them into longpig burger meat that I will then season to perfection just so you can cry tears of joy at tasting just how good your limb-burger was as you slowly become more and more septic.
Parker Long
kindly fuck off
Angel Miller
Oh yeah, Well thats like your opinion man.
Robert Williams
...
Sebastian Garcia
Woa, whats with the hostility.
Christopher Hernandez
Continue camp fag
Jeremiah Gonzalez
got me at 'season to perfection'
Noah Kelly
>thanks user, you got our backs >they keep stressing about how great this was >I start getting uncomfortable on how much they do >well, are we gonna smo- >gym teacher opens up cabin door >Y'know, you should have these closed before bed >scares the shit out of me >other cabinfag screams: FUCK >gym teacher is cool >Uhhh, sure
>We go to bed and start joking about shit
>day 2 >rainy as SHIT >we got to got to do outdoor activities anyway >breakfast, lunch, and then it starts thundering >we can't go outside when it's thundering >back at cabin >a bunch of the counselors and teachers have a meeting. >one teacher has to look after the entire lodge >he gets the shits or something and has to stay in the counselor bathroom for like an hour >zack rolls up his blankets and puts it under the door gap >closes all blinds >we start smoking that dank shit >i make a complete ass of myself >waving my hand in the air as i'm high >thinking that i'm tripping balls >not really >other cabinfags are on look out >i'm so excited that i cool down and take a nap >I wake up when it's dinner >missedallthefun.png >don't give a shit >dinner
Julian Morris
ITT: Grungy white trash kid greentexts a story about the only time in his life he felt validated for being grungy white trash
Aiden Parker
Dude why are you so angry? Are you ok? How are things at home man? You are loved.
Gabriel Hernandez
It's also the most interesting thing going on in Sup Forums right now, perhaps you'd prefer the log thread?
Grayson Sullivan
Kek
Carter Turner
(giganticfaggot)
Benjamin Myers
Is this the user who wrote Hackman?
Lincoln Roberts
Keep going
Adrian Cruz
Dude, im here for you buddy.
Gabriel Morales
Is this you? I'm not gay, but you're kinda attractive
Asher Garcia
>day 3 >we start talking about girls and shit before breakfast starts >in our beds >eric says that we should go see what they're doing in the other lodges >eric is known for being a perv >sure why not >the cabin sneaks out in all of our darkest apparel >pretty dark out >we sneak around >find the girl's cabin >i realise how shitty of an idea this is >can't stop >we see a room with a light in it >few girls are talking >room is on the top floor >we keep looking >a group of girls who are basically the opposite of us >a stoner girl >some weeabitch >and the girl i asked out to the dance >she said no >suddenly feel less fear of the moment >she is taking off her top >start getting fearful again >i don't feel right doing this >start tip toeing back to the cabin >eric whisper yells to me >what the hell user >suddenly >a car comes down the trail road >the car has a large camp logo on the side >we all start sprinting in the most quiet way >we get back to the cabin >start sweating and take off my clothes to cool down >holy shit >holy shit >holy >shit >I really can;t do this > but I must >breakfast and rest of day
Robert Harris
Go on...
Oliver Jackson
Continue please
Asher Rivera
Yes sir.
Tyler Kelly
Thanks you too.
Gabriel Bailey
Please cont
Cameron Wilson
Bump
Cooper Rivera
better not be no goddamn dinosaur at the end of this
Logan Thompson
>the girl I asked out was kind've a cunt >so I felt fine spying on them a second time >at 5:00 zack is smoking a blunt so most of cabinfags are awake >i devise a better plan than eric >I remember now that I brought my bionculars >I knew i needed them, but i never knew why exactly >black attire like before >go down the lodge's hallway > a large window in the center >girl's lodge visable >what's also visible? that bitch's cabin >she's spent alot of time without a name, i think cathy sounds like a cunt's name >pull out my binoculars >they work good enough >spying and searching >bingo bango >all of them are awake and talking with the lights on >i can see faintly, but i can see that cathy's smoking a fag >she opens up her window to puff out the smoke >nothing's happening >i hear footsteps >SHIT >gym teacher >What th- What are you doing? >make up bullshit excuse >birdwatching >at night? >Of course at night! when else do you do it? >luckily the lights were on because you could almost see me crying >What're you? a boy scout? >yes >oh >he goes back to the teacher's cabin >I walk back into our cabin and hand over the binoculars to another cabinfag
Levi James
yes i know the diolauge between me and the gym teacher was shitty but i'm not very good at writing
Jaxson Reyes
Do it quicker
Joshua Cox
bump
Adam Sanchez
is that gay jontron
Hudson James
Pick up the fucking pace, slow ass.
Ayden Collins
fucking kek
Blake Sanchez
Who else is sitting here coming back to the thread only to see that theres still fucking nothing new
Kevin Foster
You didn't prewrite? Good so far btw
Elijah Butler
Bump for gay camp story
Noah Nelson
OP's a boy scout but isn't ready because he didn't prewrite OP = faggot
Elijah Rogers
Dubs
Andrew Sullivan
Someone cap plz
Elijah Fisher
Eat a dick, Will.
Alexander Ross
>start feeling petty >I really feel like being a cunt >before breakfast starts, I report to one of the counselors that the girl's lodge had cigarette butts under one of the windows >apparently there were cigarette butts under almost every window >including mine >because of this tip, the entire FUCKING trip ended pretty quickly >the school wouldn't of given a shit but the camp we were hosting it at did >buses were coming to the camp by noon >my cabin knew it was me who reported this >they all thought that it was fine, but one cabinfag was extra salty about how his perfect week ended and told the grade that i was the party pooper >the rest of the cabin stuck with me, and still thought it was fine >i still felt like >but i felt like redeeming myself >i didn't want to be remembered like this >so tried to do something cool >at least my autistic mind thought it was cool >there was one last game of manhunt >this was during the day >our cabin pitched in and started to become school history >I used some rope and sticks and did some lashings to make us all shields >pretty shitty shields but they worked fine >I had the biggest >we started running though camp knocking down kid after kid >when a kid got tagged, they had to be part of your team >had half of the grade on our team >we ran across a stone bridge that went over the camp pond >there was a group of fags standing in the middle who started running when they heard our autistic screaches >it was a huge group > and a tiny cabin >I saw one of the most hated tards in the school was on the team >as everyone on our team kept tagging them, I "accidentally" knocked that tard in the water
Wyatt Green
shit, I meant to right shit >i still felt like shit
Jose Mitchell
>then all the spahgetti fell out of my pocket and i was a scool legend the end
Samuel Peterson
It's ok. Now get back to writing ur gay camp story.