My wife now tells me that I can't jerk off to images of real women anymore because it makes her jealous...

My wife now tells me that I can't jerk off to images of real women anymore because it makes her jealous, but cartoon girls are okay. Should I be happy or upset about this?

You have a wife, be happy for once, faggot.

>married
>still jerking off because his wife doesn't give him any.
>wife controls what porn he watches.

I love being gay and single.

>wife tells me I can't....
Divorce her and then fap to hentai anyway.

She actually wants sex more often than I do, our schedules are just mixed up with work so it's tough to sync up our hornies.

you are one glorious faggot

So she wants you to save your sexual appetite for her and only her. If you feel she's faithful, you got a good wife so fuck her hard and think of us.

Makes her jealous?

>find wife doing something inane: laundry, tv, brushing teeth
>whip out your dick and crank that shit.
>say nothing.
>make direct and unbroken eye contact.
>cum on floor then leave room.

She's def faithful. She gets turned on by women with big boobs because she's got small tits, but when I encourage her to find a girl to do stuff with she feels too guilty to do it.

Makes me feel bad when I have the occasional "grass is probably greener" thoughts that come with enough time with the same woman.

I'm tempted to try this.

>I love being gay and single.
how's the anti-viral cocktail treating you? is it helping your t cell count?

So your wife likes looking at other women, but doesn't want you doing the same?

Controlling cunt. Divorce her.

Incel detected

Nah. Been married, had a kid with her. I just don't put up with controlling people. Trust is important in a relationship, and if she doesn't trust him enough to know he's not going to run off and fuck some pornstar he's fapping to, why bother?

It's not about being afraid he's going to run off with some pornstar. Girls think of love as a zero-sum game, and sexual attraction as a part of love. If he can get his jollies somewhere else, then he must not truly love her.

Upset. My wife knew I looked at porn while we were DATING and still doesn't really mind if I bate to porn. Sucks to be you, dude.

You sure you're not the incel here, buddy?

But really, I know what you mean. It's still a bullshit double standard that immature bitches try to pull. "You can't look at her, but I can look at her if I want." Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Just because I look at the menu doesn't mean I'm ordering from it. Or whatever that fucking proverb is.

???? jerk off in private like a normal human being. She's probably jealous cause you're making eye contact with her during your wank sessions you sick fuck.

She doesn't ogle other girls, it's an involuntary thing. She feels bad about it, but sometimes she'll meet some girl that just gets her going and she sheepishly tells me about it later.

Then you sheepishly tell her about how you fapped to pornhub last night. It's not that hard. Watching porn isn't a fucking extinction-level event for a relationship. If she can't deal with you beating it to porn when she's not around, that's on her.

Me and my wife are getting older and her sex drive is winding down but not mine. I gotta yank it once in awhile and she gets bitchy about it. I told her that the longer I go without taking care of it the stupider I get and at some point I'll get stupid enough to fuck one of the many young single moms we work with who would literally fuck anything with a stable job. This would ruin both of our lives. I'm hoping soon my sex drive will also start to die so I no longer have to constantly listen to the stupid shit my dick tells my brain to do.

my wife doesnt give a shit what i fap to so long as im not fapping inside another bitch

i get that, mine is OK with once a week sex, actually i ntentionally starve her for a few weeks just to get her hot again, and when she's hot she fucks like a cumwhore. i can only do that by fapping to awful things in the interim.