/hoc/:

Caps lose 3 in a row edition

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First for Nashville turning it around (maybe).

>ovechkin crying

Faggot needs to learn how to hold on to his stick

Overtimed.

>0.0307% chance of making the playoffs

GET READY LADS!

Who wins on Monday night? Who grabs the 8th seed?

>gernier
>chapoop
>megna
>craparossa
>gaunce
who will be the next echl player to make the team?

st poois desu

tarasenko is better than their whole top-6

gonna be in /mlb/ or /nba/ until this general gets a few more posts. who wants to read/comment on a thread with like 5 posts by 2 different anons

What is the worst city in all of Canada, to be a fan of hockey and the NHL?


In places in Canada. Where hockey is not very popular

probably winnipeg or edmonton because you live in winnipeg or edmonton

>larsen
>biega

I'm probably missing a few too.

Literally half the team wouldn't make it on the roster of any top-20 NHL team.

Or would anyone know the names of any of these players.

is there any place in costa rica where being poor isnt very popular?

Btfo

another question


Is there any place in the Canada, where MLS (Major League Soccer) and Soccer are so much more popular than NHL and hockey?

deadmemepaco

/hoc/ needs more mana

I'll be dropping a maori word of the day from now on.

Today's word is Kia ora! (Key-ah or-ah)
General greeting: hello! cheers! good luck! best wishes!.

no

Probably one of those weirdos that says cheers instead of thank you

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Is Tarasenko better than Kane?

>worst team has less than 20% chance of 1st overall
>lets tank for 1st overall

>Sens 6 straight win
>Burrows 6 games played with the Sens
>Burrows 6 points

miss him already

>implying this is a bad thing
If we win the presidents trophy, it's fucking over, we're going out in the 2nd round again. Watch.

Thanks for Hansen. He's been great

Flames cup run is happening.

Is Fowler better than Barrie?

friendly reminder that the cantpucks are now officially eliminated from the presidents trophy race

Y'all are still in the lead senpai

>Devlels
>L10
You think Hall is suicidal right now?

>rags

i think >we may have seriously damaged ekblad last night

Plz resbond /hoc/. I need this generals elite hockey knowledge right now

n-nooo! take that baaack!

Thanks to the coilers for ruining it. Would've been 100% confirmed.

no
maybe

is hokkei the only sport where golf is the offseason?

Ovi in a bit of a drought lately. I'm a little worried but there's still tons of time to get things in check.

Do golfsters do hockey in their off season?

Reminder that the best player on the pittsburgh penguins is Russian and wears #71

>he also has 71 points

did he plan this?

VEGAS
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Golferoos play pick up apehoop games in the offseason

Disgusting. Dropped apehoop now twice now.

>Michael Rasmussen is 6'5 center from Surrey, BC who is ranked anywhere from the top 10 to 20s. He's a goal scorer on a mean streak and with poor skating that scouts say gives him lots of room to grow. The analytic community has panned him pointing out that he produces points at a 3rd line rate in the WHL 5v5 and is a PP baby being carried
Have the we found the Canucks Benning Bust 2017 Edition?

Big guy

I was talking about him earlier today.

>6'5" big meat and potatoes
>only got points because he's bigger than the 5'10" cohorts
>even then it's not that many points

Bennings will pick him for sure.

GMs don't learn from "le big man busts"

hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=143854

4U

>rags

>10 points in 50 AHL games

The fuck is his problem?

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Would you rather have Tarasenko or Kucherov?

Tara Senko

>Erik Gudbranson
>Dylan McIlrath
>Griffin Reinhart
>Samuel Morin
>Darnell Nurse
>Haydn Fleury
Do these retards ever learn? Seriously the Stojanov pick and trade for Naslund should be a mandatory course before someone is appointed a GM

Kucherov is 2 years younger, 6 more points, 7 fewer games played, 1 less goal and a King Manlet(5'11). He's the future of the NHL aka the age of manlets

>When you think Kippers is joking but Jakke Virtanen only has 13 points in 48 games

>21 year old scoring at a 0.2 PPG pace in a shit league

Were Finns a mistake?

We could've drafted 2 PPG NHL players but we got a fat bust instead.

Fuck Benning.

Just a reminder that Patrik Laine is quite literally the only generational player in the NHL. There hasn't been a Finn as good as him since Selanne, who retired years before Laine played a single NHL game. McDavid is the best player Canada has produced since Crosby and Matthews the best American since Kane, aka not in a generation.

"I think he's gonna look real when he's called up..."

"He has potential and the structure of the NHL will help him. [...] a potential second line guy. Given his ability to skate and make room for his linemates."

"He didn't go 6th overall for no reason. [...] he does have high physical talents."

It's time to stop making fun of Jake Virtanen.

HFBoards is saying Virtanen is a great elite prospect, he just needs to play with a player like Crosby, then he'll put up loads of points because he's elite. Don't give him shit linemates and he'll put up a lot of points.

Yes

>HFBoards is saying Virtanen is a great elite prospect
He is maybe the most hated singular player over their right now, lol. He still has a active page on the prospects board that's literally just for people to shit on him and some users actively root for him to fail on the Canucks board. Those are all reddit tier responses, case in point: reddit.com/r/canucks/comments/5xsd9v/virtanen_is_going_to_be_a_good_player_for_us/

>I root for all Canadian teams

>There is an idea of an Eric Staal. Some kind of 60 points guaranteed abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold 25 goal gaze, and you can shake my 60 point hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

>Ekpleb down for the count again

That's his 3rd concussion in a years span.
He is toast.

>it's a penguins creep up and beat the capitals episode

concussions are fucking gay duude

Morning

>Jake Virtanen's father's name is Rainer

Morning

How did /yourteam/ compete last night Jussi,

Nöff nöff

>penguins winning the presidents and being the highest scoring team
it's like they want to go out in the 1st round

nice way to score your first NHL goal

twitter.com/NHL/status/840805350316089344

pulju

Why are the Wongs such a complete failure this year /hoc/?

OMFG STOP DRAFTING FUCKING BUSTS!
I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING PEOPLE SAY "CANTPUCKS"
YOU THINK JIM BENNING CARES?
HE HAS A RING AGAINST THE TEAM HE IS MANAGING!
HE IS LITTERALY IN IT FOR THE LULZ!
FUCK JOULEVI!
FUCK VIRTANEN ALL HE DOES IS FOLLOW INSTAGSTAM MODELS ON INSTAGRAM ALL DAY LONG,
HE'D RATHER GET SOME SUCC THEN WINNA CUP GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING BUST

Calgary's gonna stop winning and regress soon, r-right?

Why are you even up this early?

Why are the jets so bad? They have too good players to miss playoffs. They deserve better.

Figures the dumb bitch wouldn't respond to me

Sick of your shit, Kori

>Z is the only forward who is keeping up
>almost every other forward is underperforming (except perhaps Mantha
>forwards don't get much help from the defence
>defence is not good, but the offence is worse
Last season they had both Z and Datsyuk to keep it all together at least

There is a risk that it won't look much better next season. Whatever draft pick the get won't be much help next season, and Howard might be gone.

>Detroit are having a mini-Colorado

Bad coaching and bad veteran players. They over-attack, especially buff, and don't bother to defend. Also way too many penalties, and goalies are at best meh tier, though I wouldn't put too much blame on them.

6 years later and still no one's on my level. Sad

Reminder: I beat Buddhism in less than 2 years without any one-on-one instruction and I only went to Nepal because my parents made me or I would've just stayed home

>4 empty netters
dropped

Faggot

fite me

No one helped me in any way. Better?

I beat Buddhism in less than two years with no help

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More indirect bullshit. You're a bitch

I'm going to start carrying around a pencil with me wherever I go and John Wick the next person to respond to my thoughts

Might have gone wide or hit the post. Good steal

Please wick /cric/

/hoc/ is still on faggot level infinity so until that problem's rectified I'm staying here

game day lads
well game morning anyways

>11:30
What the actual fuck nhl

>18.30
Very nice

>17:30
Mucho bueno