Mom found out I was using her dildos offered to buy me a toy of my own what should I get? $60

Mom found out I was using her dildos offered to buy me a toy of my own what should I get? $60

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Are you a boy or a girl

stop sticking dildos up your ass you faggot.

get a beyblade

This thread again eh? I mean, why doesn't she just let you keep it and get a new one? I doubt she wants to use it again.

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK get an ass vibrator

I have this one

You're not supposed to use vibrators in your butt

you have to explain how she caught you first.

rolling for this

get a fidget spinner dildo, yes thats a thing

Obviously

bad-dragon.com/shop

Says who?

Pics of mom or gtfo.

Not how that works, sonny boy

Sue Johanson

have you fucked your mom?

1. Tell her to buy you a Clone a Pussy and make resin cast of mom's pussy.
2. Tell her every time you use it and how good it feels.
3.?????
4. PROFIT

Haha I know op is lying, but my cousin legitimately got her dildo this way. I

Like a 10" realistic black one.
Thats what ive got ;)

>realistic
Oh please, user.
We all know a nigger's real cock size is 2 inches.

why not? feels much better than regular dildos

Causes anal leakage

I've never had that happen the few times I've used vibrators

Well, excessive use isn't recommended.

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