Last Friday, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was paroled.
The night before, my girlfriend asked me if it would be alright for him to crash at our place. I objected of course, but then she got really upset and started crying because I wasn't being supportive. They have a child together and she wanted her son to be able to spend some time with his father. I felt really conflicted because I have been filling in as the boys father for the past 3 years. I've taken him shopping for school clothes, I take him to school every morning and I've spent hundreds of hours helping him with his homework.
She went to go pick him up @ 7am. I called her around 12pm to ask her if she wanted to have lunch with me and it quickly became apparent that she was in the act of having sex while talking to me on the phone. I called her out for it and she didn't deny it. It sounded like she just dropped the phone on the floor. I listened to her get railed for as long as I could take it, but I eventually broke down in tears and hung up the phone.
Before I got off of work Friday afternoon, my girlfriend sent me this snapchat. >pic related
Of course, I'm furious about it. I've never been this angry. I went home to confront the man in my house and as soon as I saw him he grabbed me by the throat and pushed me into the corner of my foyer. He made it very clear that he was physically stronger than me, but he didn't strike me. He told me to go get him a beer. I looked at my girlfriend and she wouldn't make eye contact with me. After I got his beer and gave it to him, I spent all weekend listening to them fuck in my bedroom. They never stopped. Three whole days of fucking non stop and she was extremely loud.
I think he's dealing drugs out of my house, now. If I call the cops, I could be charged with maintaining a dwelling for the distribution of narcotics and my house could be seized and auctioned. I inherited it from my late mother and it's paid for. How do I get this guy out of my house?
Leo Ramirez
Old pasta. Fuck off faggot.
Wyatt King
You're fucking pathetic, call the cops to man up for you.
Lincoln Edwards
I've seen this copy pasta before. You don't need to do anything because none of this is happening.
Asher Rodriguez
This kinda like the mustard and ketchup story from last night
Jace Rivera
Cops will help you if you tell them this story
Alexander Anderson
an oldfag would have just played along
Colton Roberts
Honestly, call the 5-0 throw him in prison for violating parole and dump that bitch. Easy user.
Jace Campbell
Fuck off millenialfag, you don't know what we would do but I'll tell you. Us oldfags roll our eyes and call shit out as we see it. Was it fun to do back in the day? Fuck yeah it was. Does that feeling stay after seeing it from the 3483rd time? Fuck no it doesn't.
Robert Thomas
inb4 > things that never happened
Adrian Watson
Dump that supid bitch
Aaron Myers
>poison the son. >make maximum damage to both
Jackson Reyes
>Transparent bait is transparent
Saged to hell and back (Sage goes in the options field)
Luke Wilson
...
Lucas Allen
t. When such cuckory thresholds have been surpassed, murder sucide is only rational option
Angel Cook
>walks into an internet tackle shop >points out that there is bait everywhere >expects to receive kudos for it on an anonymous image board, where no one could possibly give him any credit for his astute observation because no one has a fucking clue who he is
Dude, we know it's bullshit and we're replying anyways. That's what this place is for. Go be a newfag somewhere else.
Jason Ross
lul cuck
Jason Taylor
Kill'em bro and hero u faggot or else don't post help wanted when really your to cuck to let it go that far bro wtf
Eli Gray
Trips
Owen Collins
congrats , your a cuck... took care of this guys family while he was in jail... your probably better to kick them all out, and start your life over
Jaxon Morales
Lol cuck
Jordan Rogers
Call the cops retard. You're being forced with the threat of violence. You're a victim of a crime, not a perpetrator. Call the fuzz and the douche will be back in the slammer for a good long while.
And this should go without saying but if you're stupid enough to have not figured out the above on your own then this needs to be said. Dump the whore and be sure to tell the cops that she was in on everything.
William Jenkins
DO THIS YOU CUCK >explain cops that he is dealing again. >sent his ass to jail >mail him a beer picture >dump that bitch hard
Mason Cox
overbait, next time try to make it seem real
Noah Collins
>implying obvious bait isn't its own troll
Julian Ramirez
it's alright, all the newfags won't read the thread and soon the troll police will be forgotten.
Jose Gomez
>whattrollswantyoutothink.png
Adrian Gonzalez
baited. you literally have hooks in you're mouth.
Wyatt Stewart
sounds fake as fuck. anyone in the right mind would call the police immediately.
Lucas Barnes
>right mind > b/ poster Choose one
Luke Green
>Your I would be furious too, user. Get rid of her.
Zachary Moore
Copy pasta faggots
Luke Allen
Nailed it
Jordan Taylor
Beat that niggas ass then fuck her and kick her out with any of her stuff naked and alone
Lincoln Ward
>started crying because I wasn't being supportive And there you went too fast. Nice try at storytime though, good luck next time fag
Angel Butler
op, let me tell you what you should do. >get a hammer >cave his skull in
Christopher Powell
Fake, but she's hot. Any more of her?
Dominic Walker
You must confront him with violence, win or loose slap your partner into liner as well. Own your house user literally and figuratively.
Michael Murphy
asew
Wyatt Stewart
.....the things you people get off to.........
Dump her ass for the grammatical mistake.
Samuel Gomez
>stale ass copypasta No thanks.
Ian James
>your on the couch this week >your on the couch >your call the grammar police, they should take care of that shit for you
Benjamin Miller
That's not what ellipsis should look like, shitlord.
Luis Butler
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Blake Gomez
Jesus this is want a wrong with America today. Fucking fags. You dream of being "raped" by cons. Man up sissy boy and become a man. Stop posting lame ads stories on 4chins.
Grayson Lewis
Maybe you should try using a picture that isn't posted on Sup Forums every fucking day you absolute faggot. Kill yourself.
Landon Hall
tfw you realize I was the one who originally created this fake 3 years ago
>I'm a girl btw
Jack Williams
I'm a girl btw
>I'm a girl btw
Jayden Howard
>no, just no
i'd say lurk moar but its impossible to lurk now and learn anything. 99% of everything here is newfaggotry now and oldfags are simply here out of god damn long formed habit.
>in the old days the OP would have been created on a forum for advice, bodybuilders, a gaming forum, whatever.
troll the users there for a few pages and then bring the link here and let the luls commence.
nobody here is inventive anymore and after the 3438th time, sorry, yeah, but it DOES become irritating.
trouble is its bearable and worth a read even up to 50-60 times in case of amusing consequences so to you newcancers, its not boring or played out yet, and its been going on a long time.
>for this reason you think its "what happens here" and that you have some kind of right to have a handle on that.