What is the most fucked up thing you made love to yourself to?
> be me 15
> summertime, sun is shining and hot
> been out all day playing in sun with friends and sister
> get told to get aftersun lotion
> me and my sister put lotion over each other
> oil in her 12 year old tits and ass
> fap one off when we are done
> still faping to this memory
How old are you now?
26
Was a few years back. Had this hookup typical fuck hole. Wanted a group so me and three guys I used to work with had a great evening. Constantly had a cock inside her, most f-up thing. She got pregnant and we all just ghosted her.
Must have been a pretty intense experience to still be fapping to it
Well it was a lot of sexual tension between us.
And it wasn't the last time it happened.
And still a bit horny for her.
But am glad nothing to serious happend
Do you mean the most fucked up thing I fucked? Cause your english is trash. If so, I fucked a rotting raccoon carcass.
>be me 12
>summertime, hot as shit out
>been out playing all day with friends and brother
>"Hey, put on some sunscreen!"
>ok.wav
>brother and I put lotion all over each other
>For some reason he sunblocks my ass and tits even though I've been wearing a t-shirt and shorts, like seriously what 12 year old just wears a fucking bikini that isn't going swimming, why would he do this
>he ran right inside afterward, pretty sure he was masturbating now that I think about it
>I'm 23 now and he's looked at me weird ever since
>got ass fucked by the black kid around the corner from us later that night
Did you use a condom?
Tits or gtfo bitch
How new are you hun?
That is pretty fucked up! Well done my man!
Meant what memory you masturbate to, that is fuck up. Not fantasies, memories.
Sorry for the retarded English
Lol no. Not like I was gonna get it pregnant.
Well I jerk off to the thought of that. So I guess its still valid
That's awesome haha
>Be me
>13 or 14
>19 year old cousin visiting
>shes from the country and drinks already
>brings her own alcohol, don't remember what it was exactly
>she gets wasted and falls asleep on my bed when hanging out in my room
>parents are asleep already
>shake her to wake her up, would come up with some reason if she actually did
>she doesn't even move, sleeping soundly
>decide to touch her butt
>it's nice, she's wearing soft sweats
>pull down sweats, she has white cotton panties that are also soft
>pull down her panties, with my heart beating 100 beats a second I spread her cheeks
>I cant help myself and stick my face in her ass, licking her hole and crack as well as her pussy
>I come in like 20 seconds and immediately fix her up
My regret is panicking thinking I would get busted and not doing more. Think about it constantly.
There's nothing sexual about a raccoon though... I would have thought you where thinking about something else when you fucked it
How new are you ? Even though this story is obviously a reverse telling of OP's story, and probably told by some dude in his underwear, even if it was really posted by the person who claims to have posted it, she didn't ask for any help/ attention or otherwise attempt to gain special benefits by being a woman, which is when tits or gtfo applies.
not sure if bait or moronic
agreed. We do NOT treat women that way around here.
Depends on what you find attractive I guess
Yea, there are a lot of stuff I regret from when I was a kid to..
Share one
what is weird about it? it is your cousin, perfectly legal to fuck her. i am sure she would have wanted it herself
I don't know how young we were. 11-13 maby.
I told my friend that I had learned about some thing new. Fingerbanging.
So we brought our sisters out on a field in the middle of nowhere.
I told my friend that I was going to show how it was done on his sister and then he would do mine.
So she laid on her back in a dress and I stuck my finger in her, and she giggled.
My friend stood up and said that this is wrong, and shouldn't be done.
My sister asked if I could do her to. But we headed back home instead and played football instead
this turns into regret thread?
>be 16 years old virgin me
>school exchange with france
>black beauty (and there don't exist that many of em) is part of it
>we connect somehow
>start making out on a party and kiss
>pussying out when she said she wants more
still regret seeing her little pink snatch. boy she drove me crazy. took me another year to find a girl to fuck. never found another black one. not that many around here and mostly shit tier.
*not seeing her snatch
>be masturbating to some qt in my math class
>about to nut
>mind decides to troll and image of my grandpa appears in my head as I nut
>his face makes the same orgasmic expression as I too bust
>wipe man cream onto old shorts and proceed to wash hands
>a mental image of him washing his hands with me appears
i need help
Not that many dark skinned girls with symmetric faces, well kept hair and beautiful eyes. Everyone else looks like an actual fucking monkey, but when you do find a beautiful one, go for it :)
that is why i regret it. and is still on my to do list. not amerifag though. hardly any blacks living here and if they are strange motherfuckers most of the time you better stay away from
You are a true man. Thank you for your post. Godspeed.