Anal sausage for your fucking throt

Anal sausage for your fucking throt

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Idk but why this meme makes me kek so much

What I'm about to tell you is the truth, NASA has built a device, an artificial sun simulator and placed it in heliosykronus orbit outside Earth's atmosphere. NASA technology is very highly advanced and they are able to cloak (hide) are real solar sun. Are real sun is not white but more yellow in color. Because the sun is 93 million miles away, they are able to completely cover the real solar sun, the device also has lenses that bend light like a prism, but hear is how you can see the real solar sun and the fake sun.
1.) You will need (2) pairs of sunglasses.
UV sunglasses with the darker tint on the upper part of the lenses work excellent.
2.) While wearing one pair of sunglasses close one eye and look at the sun, hold the other pair of sunglasses 10 inches in front of the other pair. Slowly bring the the other pair closer closer to your eye like a telescope. You will see 2 suns. One will appear white, the fake sun, the other will be yellow, are real solar sun. They may appear a different color depending on the tinted color of your sunglass lense. If you do this technique correctly, you will see 2 suns. The solar sun and the fake sun.
This is the honest truth.
NASA explain !
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It's because of your high IQ and mature sense of humour

I know dude! Why do you think I'm posting Andy and his logs

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grow up!

God, not this asshole again.

>he calls that big

can someone explain this i haven't been here in over a year

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is that Andy Black, right xdd

It's an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time. The average faggot who frequents Sup Forums these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.

Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on Sup Forums, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/scene fag.

But both of these interpretation of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logmen discover to be a powerful force. Some say it's brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldn't share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.

So what does Andy's Log mean? Only you can decide that for yourself.

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Thank you Andy.

Noice

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kek

Sixx
ate
Sixx

Gem stuff, ain't it?

You know.. I was in one these threads yesterday thinking about how it was my new hobby & damned if some other user said it was his now.

Also I was thinking about how we needed a Captain's Log meme and look what popped up.

I'm glad I have Andy in my life.
I can die complete now.

Very good. Carry on, then.

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Give 'em a good sniff before slidding. Savour every moment

Yup

Off for a workout, gotta be able to teach the logless ones a lesson

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I'm glad you're on board now! Cheers, a fellow logman.

Anything that kills the banana I'm okay with
but then again I'm finally starting to be okay with the banana

nice quints

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx's log of shit. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fecal matter most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Andy’s fecal outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from John Dryden literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixx's log of shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andy’s existential catchphrase “Creamy Steamy Dreamy” which itself is a cryptic reference to Coprophilia. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy Sixx's genius shit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. XD

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Log of shit tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid. :)

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sounds like you have a bit more growing up to do
when's your Quinceañera?

Logging in!

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Drink brake fluid. Stop posting these moronic threads.

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Don't dig on this thread? Go back to rating fellas' dicks until you grow up.

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When will these retarded log threads die. Fucking cancer. Reddit is better than this fucking newfag underaged bullshit.

Grow up. This site is 18+

Psst?!
Hey, you got dem logs mane, I'm in need of a fix.

You're a faggo skipping school like a dumb fucking nigger.

>even thinking about school still

That's how I know you're underage. Grow up

Heal yeah

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shut the fuck up already

Grow up

dude kek

I'M PICKLE SIXX XDDDDDDD

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I been looking all day for u mr. Sixx.
Clogg me down to submission master

You have been logged

Fuck you and this shit you're forcing down everyone's throats. I can't live my life the way I used to, because of you. Every time someone says "well" or my wife starts a sentence with "would you", all I can think of is this fucking guy and his log of shit. Sup Forums used to be a place for me to improve my life, and now I'm slidding into a deep depression because you need to grow up. Are you starved for attention? Does this daily monolog do something for you? Be logical.. is this going to change anything for the better? Why don't you stop shitting up Sup Forums and just have a blog for people who care? Do you really think anyone really wants to get under Andy's tour bus and drain the septic tank into their gullet like a pelican gulping mouthfuls of fresh fish? Do you think anyone really cares about the cream? The dream? The steam? Foamy ploppers, half-green gushers, or soggy loaves? Do you think anyone wants to feel their mustache entwine with his greasy ass hairs while they nuzzle their nose between his supple cheeks, searching for any remaining tag nuts? Maybe a nice wet BBBRRAPP on the tongue, like a burp after a good meal? To be honest, it does sound heavenly, but this is uncalled for. It's all I can think about now. I hope you're happy....

Thank you mr. Sixx

You finally understand one of the many mesages a Logthread wants to come across. Goodbye redditfag

So fucking hot. Who is she?

I have something better than banana

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