/cyc/ Paris-Nice stg 8

Absolute madman edition

Also Tirreno Adriatico stage 5 I guess

No one willing to ride for the stage win? Weak.

I suddenly have Europsort. It got added to my package at no extra charge : )

Time to watch all the cycling.

Movistar are faggots and Contador is a god

>Päris-Nice
is this some commemoration ride ?

>muh 0,00000005

u wot m8?

Quintana attacks

Confirmed for yellow jersey

>Paris-Nice
>Terrorism tour

he will win the maglia rosa, but no chance at the tour

I'm going to miss Contador :(

o i c

2agan is such a sick madman

Sagan sprinting against climbers ayyyy

Pinot looks good though

BASED PETER FUCKING SAGAN

literally the best cyclist alive


B O R A
O
R
A

That's BORA

The two ultimate cycling madmen, Contador and Sagan, tearing shit up the same day. Good stuff.

Here we go, hang the fuck on to your butts.

are there time bonuses at P-N?
might be important considering cuntador is 30 seconds down

Yeah, I think 10 seconds for #1? Odds are He won't get it though. He'll want to have some guys with him over the top.

yep

10
6
4

Based 2agan, you can fuck my wife

>tfw no wife to let sagan shag
I'll let peto fuck denmark

denmark a slut

me too

wouldn't mind

Good lord, Soler

>tfw no mad uncle oleg anymore

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2 seconds for Contador in that sprint

>fallpedal

Cmon Berti ffs

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GERMAN KITCHEN FOR YOUR HAIR

So Bertie should aim for a 25 second gap to Henao, assuming he makes #3 on the finish line

doubt they will close 15 seconds on 5 km

... and yet!

why the fuck is the bahrain mehrida riding for henao?

>and they let contador win it

PAID OFF

>Contador using Froome style downhillpedalling

Gogogogogogogobo Alberto

Noooooo :( INJUSTICE

>henao by 2 or 3 seconds

WHY THE FUCK WERE THEY RIDING?

Fuck off

Alberto Justador

points jersey

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Contador may not have won the race, but he has won our hearts.

CUNT

rip

>0,0000005
>not enough

Marginal gains attacked again

IS
THE
REST
OF
THE
WORLD
EVE
TRYING?

MARGINAL GAINZ

>even
fuck this shit keyboard.

Did they really think they could take back the whole 50 seconds in the descent and then win the sprint?

Frankly, if they had been trying from the top I think they might have. But for some reason they let Henao do the first couple of kms on his own before deciding to help out. So they ended up between two chairs. Well done indeed.

who here hyp for Milan-San Remo

and can anyone see a winner other than Sagan?

>who here hyp for Milan-San Remo

quite

>and can anyone see a winner other than Sagan?

Long race? bit of hills? lol no, Sagan all over it.

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NICE>NICE

>cuntador

How could you hate the greatest, most entertaining GC rider of this generation?

fugg I missed the stage

>Contador at 2 seconds

you dun fucked up son. It was glorious