Let's have a thread about fucking with each others superpowers

Let's have a thread about fucking with each others superpowers
I'll start: Being able to breath under water

but only when i fuck you in the ass

dude ever heard about oxygen tanks?

Being a trillionare

but only when i fuck you in the ass

Currency is rial

By using a currency, which cannot be used to buy anything or be traded
Alternatively you made the trillion by sucking cock

FUCK YOU TO HELL.

Being able to spell correctly
*breathe

but you're famous

But i still wont die a virgin

But these digits permanently disable anyone's superpowers here, and yet to be posted.

You can spell, but your grammar is trash, so nobody takes you seriously anyway.

underrated post

Shapeshifting

when you actually get digits

Living in perpetual orgasm

I have the power to sustain myself by eating literally anything, edible or not.

Only into traps

you eat your entire family

With the image of your dead relatives faces ingrained in your mind.

>but your grammar is trash
You'll need to justify that assertion

>so nobody takes you seriously anyway
You're lost, aren't you?

You can't stop yourself from constantly yelling like a maniac due to the pleasure

can only shapeshift into a jew

But your shits are like anal kidney stones.

But you have no Dopamine release

Lol I meant in this hypothetical scenario you would have bad grammar, and you got me on the second half,nobody gives a shot either way lol

Can will any animal.

only into nigger women

They're all super horny for your tight butthole

But anything you turn into has a massive throbbing erection

*thight boipussi

The ability to stop time
but only Australian ones

But you can only have sex with hyenas from there on

>Implying that's a bad thing

you can't resume time

Right, thanks for the correction

But it feels like trying to stop a big dump

But you continue to age. Eventually, you'd die an old man having barely lived.

F

...but it's my orgasm

Well if having animals fuck you in the as was the only thing you wanted from this power, then more power to you buddy

You can jump as high as you want, but only indoors.

These threads always suck because everyone always completely ruins/neuters the power instead of making funny/interesting quirks or limitations

Getting fucked in the butt by everyone in this thread when i say the magic word "Sage"

But you can't breathe when you do

I can always roll trips...

I have the power to see through clothing.

They all try to stick it in at the same time instead of taking turns (to be fair you might find this to be a perk to the power)

fuck you im having fun

But only on black men

only dudes' clothing

But only when manikins wear them

Being able to have extraordinary strength and speed

;_;

Everyone's clothing, all the time, no matter what.

But only when person has stds

But only when your cock is out

Stopping time once a day for 10 Minutes costs you 182 500 hours in 50 years
or 126 days

kek nice i take it

Only when 200lb+ people are wearing them

Only men's clothes.

>I'll take it.

Can give digits to anyone leaving me a (you).

Browse 4 chan from my mind

the power to slap people trough the internet and i only have to look at something they posted or replyed

I'm just saying, I'd freeze that shit daily for hours and see every chick in my county naked. I'd die by 2030 a happy man.

But your autism increases everytime you do so

I have the power to run forever without ever getting tired or sore.

Honestly that's already torture enough

you brain has a filter and you can only see "Blacks are superior to whites" and "Why atheism why?" threads

roll

But only /n/

but only on comments of gay porn sites

>be newfag
>go to see n after seeing your reply

Why the fuck does this site have a bike board?

I can fuck any woman that I want

You can't breathe underwater with a dick in your mouth...

There's a place for everything here, man.

But only if there dead

My Super power would be something shit!
like constantly falling up the stairs or or having a magnetic arsehole!

They can grab your hand if they react fast enough

but you derive no sexual pleasure and develop a diaper fetish due to the frustration

I have the power to bust nuts on demand

why is that kid in the back spread eagle

interesting way to describe depression

magnetic to coins within 10 Meters raidus
the magnet would be theoreticaly be strong enough to lift a car

The power to turn into Alex Jones
On Demand!

@746416441
The power of being a normal person

but you shit yourself every time, also, Satan

But you're blind

youre a closet furry and your mom snoops around your place from time to time

>The power of being a normal person from the 1600s

Only works while you're at church.

You have to deal with problems throughout your life, and never quite accomplish your goals.

in zimbabwe

I have the powers of captain hindsight

No matter how far you go, you can never run away from your feelings.

Nobody trusts the advice you give them.

but only while your eyes are closed

this is literally my hell
tragedy happens
you try to tell people how to avoid future tragedies
no one listens
people keep dieing
no one listens
people keep suffering
no one listens
you just want to help
no one listens
>SarahConnorChainlinkFence.gif

I can sleep for as long as I want always waking up refreshed.

You sleepwalk and do horrible things to your loved ones.