Let's have a thread about fucking with each others superpowers
I'll start: Being able to breath under water
Let's have a thread about fucking with each others superpowers
but only when i fuck you in the ass
dude ever heard about oxygen tanks?
Being a trillionare
but only when i fuck you in the ass
Currency is rial
By using a currency, which cannot be used to buy anything or be traded
Alternatively you made the trillion by sucking cock
FUCK YOU TO HELL.
Being able to spell correctly
*breathe
but you're famous
But i still wont die a virgin
But these digits permanently disable anyone's superpowers here, and yet to be posted.
You can spell, but your grammar is trash, so nobody takes you seriously anyway.
underrated post
Shapeshifting
when you actually get digits
Living in perpetual orgasm
I have the power to sustain myself by eating literally anything, edible or not.
Only into traps
you eat your entire family
With the image of your dead relatives faces ingrained in your mind.
>but your grammar is trash
You'll need to justify that assertion
>so nobody takes you seriously anyway
You're lost, aren't you?
You can't stop yourself from constantly yelling like a maniac due to the pleasure
can only shapeshift into a jew
But your shits are like anal kidney stones.
But you have no Dopamine release
Lol I meant in this hypothetical scenario you would have bad grammar, and you got me on the second half,nobody gives a shot either way lol
Can will any animal.
only into nigger women
They're all super horny for your tight butthole
But anything you turn into has a massive throbbing erection
*thight boipussi
The ability to stop time
but only Australian ones
But you can only have sex with hyenas from there on
>Implying that's a bad thing
you can't resume time
Right, thanks for the correction
But it feels like trying to stop a big dump
But you continue to age. Eventually, you'd die an old man having barely lived.
F
...but it's my orgasm
Well if having animals fuck you in the as was the only thing you wanted from this power, then more power to you buddy
You can jump as high as you want, but only indoors.
These threads always suck because everyone always completely ruins/neuters the power instead of making funny/interesting quirks or limitations
Getting fucked in the butt by everyone in this thread when i say the magic word "Sage"
But you can't breathe when you do
I can always roll trips...
I have the power to see through clothing.
They all try to stick it in at the same time instead of taking turns (to be fair you might find this to be a perk to the power)
fuck you im having fun
But only on black men
only dudes' clothing
But only when manikins wear them
Being able to have extraordinary strength and speed
;_;
Everyone's clothing, all the time, no matter what.
But only when person has stds
But only when your cock is out
Stopping time once a day for 10 Minutes costs you 182 500 hours in 50 years
or 126 days
kek nice i take it
Only when 200lb+ people are wearing them
Only men's clothes.
>I'll take it.
Can give digits to anyone leaving me a (you).
Browse 4 chan from my mind
the power to slap people trough the internet and i only have to look at something they posted or replyed
I'm just saying, I'd freeze that shit daily for hours and see every chick in my county naked. I'd die by 2030 a happy man.
But your autism increases everytime you do so
I have the power to run forever without ever getting tired or sore.
Honestly that's already torture enough
you brain has a filter and you can only see "Blacks are superior to whites" and "Why atheism why?" threads
roll
But only /n/
but only on comments of gay porn sites
>be newfag
>go to see n after seeing your reply
Why the fuck does this site have a bike board?
I can fuck any woman that I want
You can't breathe underwater with a dick in your mouth...
There's a place for everything here, man.
But only if there dead
My Super power would be something shit!
like constantly falling up the stairs or or having a magnetic arsehole!
They can grab your hand if they react fast enough
but you derive no sexual pleasure and develop a diaper fetish due to the frustration
I have the power to bust nuts on demand
why is that kid in the back spread eagle
interesting way to describe depression
magnetic to coins within 10 Meters raidus
the magnet would be theoreticaly be strong enough to lift a car
The power to turn into Alex Jones
On Demand!
@746416441
The power of being a normal person
but you shit yourself every time, also, Satan
But you're blind
youre a closet furry and your mom snoops around your place from time to time
>The power of being a normal person from the 1600s
Only works while you're at church.
You have to deal with problems throughout your life, and never quite accomplish your goals.
in zimbabwe
I have the powers of captain hindsight
No matter how far you go, you can never run away from your feelings.
Nobody trusts the advice you give them.
but only while your eyes are closed
this is literally my hell
tragedy happens
you try to tell people how to avoid future tragedies
no one listens
people keep dieing
no one listens
people keep suffering
no one listens
you just want to help
no one listens
>SarahConnorChainlinkFence.gif
I can sleep for as long as I want always waking up refreshed.
You sleepwalk and do horrible things to your loved ones.