2017 World Baseball Classic: Cocaine vs Syrupland

Fresh off a near upset of the US and their first ever win in the WBC over Canada, Colombia will try to do the impossible and get their second win. They'll need to do something that hasn't been done since 2009: beat the Dominican Republic

Meanwhile both DR and US fans will want a DR win to avoid needing a tiebreaker game

Colombia's lineup
SS Donovan Solano (New York Yankees, AAA)
1B Reynaldo Rodriguez (Minnesota Twins, AAA)
3B Giovanny Urshela (Cleveland Indians, MLB)
C Jorge Alfaro (Philadelphia Phillies, MLB)
RF Jesús Valdez (Leones de Yucatan, MEX)
2B Adrián Sánchez (Washington Nationals, AAA)
LF Mauricio Ramos (Kansas City Royals, AA)
DH Jhonatan Solano (Washington Nationals, NRI) Played ly in AAA
CF Tito Polo (New York Yankees, A+)

SP Nabil Crismatt (New York Mets, AA) Currently assigned to the Binghamton Rumble Ponies

SS Jean Segura (Seattle Mariners, MLB)
3B Manny Machado (Baltimore Orioles, MLB)
DH Robinson Canó (Seattle Mariners, MLB)
LF José Bautista (Toronto Blue Jays, MLB)
1B Carlos Santana (Cleveland Indians, MLB)
RF Nelson Cruz (Seattle Mariners, MLB)
CF Gregory Polanco (Pittsburgh Pirates, MLB)
C Welington Castillo (Baltimore Orioles, MLB)
2B Jonathan Villar (Milwaukee Brewers, MLB)

SP Wily Peralta (Milwaukee Brewers, MLB)

Bump

Literally who cares

>Being this booty blasted

Why even post?

Island nigger teams are stacked this year. One of them will take it again this year.

Are we good at this?

P L A T A N O P O W E R

You took the US to extra innings, and won yesterday. Bretty gud

no, it shows how shit the US is

Plenty

Colombia's okay. Most likely won't make it past the 1st round.

>Cruz fielding

Fucking Achilles

LOL

DR is shitting the bed

LGTSS

>DR

goddamn coke bought refs

go colombia wooo

FUCKING GRINGO REFS

Surprisingly strong. This is their first time here. The US barely squeaked by them and they're doing great against the mighty DR so far.

Pleb tier teams gotta stick together, YES.

>wake up
>see Netherlands lost in the 11th
FUCK

You can't blame bribes on Nelson Cruz defense, come on now

Gotta love those meme rules.

My bad, I was going to write that his homers give him the right to mess up from time to time.

But then the ref gave the shitty call

Machado's got some weird fucking elf ears.

He really does. Its charming.

#platanopower dominicana!

Colombia winning a low scoring game is the absolute worst possible result for the us

The first time in this new format, but in the old Baseball World Cup we have 2 titles, 2 runners-up and 2 3rds.

I just looked at the brackets, if we make it to the final. We'll probably have to face Japan.

We're gonna face Puerto Rico in the semi finals more likely than anything.

The old baseball world cup was so irrelevant Japan sent people from their independent leagues

>Colombia is actually fucking elite
What the fuck lads

DH Robinson Canó (Seattle Mariners, MLB)
LF José Bautista (Toronto Blue Jays, MLB)
1B Carlos Santana (Cleveland Indians, MLB)
RF Nelson Cruz (Seattle Mariners, MLB)

>This kills the ERA

Dominican will win and I am happy with that

Nobody cared about that we sent old fucks and 18 year olds

We have no fucking idea either

Are you the 3/4 Chilean national?

>Marlins Park will never be this full and this much atmosphere after this game

Colombia, you are losing
Although the score is a draw
You have no chance
Against the world champion

Are you Venezuelan?

it seems that usa didn't care this time neither

Why the weird question

no the Chilean bro has been rootin for DR since the start
>wise choice

can some one explain to me how a tiny island with only 10 million inhabitants btfo the world, again

Maybe it's the water.

MACHADO IS BASED AS FUCK THOUGH. JESUS.

What are you doing
It's nice to see you fighting
But you won't hit
It's a goal! 2 goals

because there's nothing else to do there

Machado es en caballo

that's racist

2true

>columbian defense

BWAHAHAHA

Good Spanish :^)

>lumbuan babsel

better than yours

I'm Dominican

I see three more goals
I see it in the future
Colombia remains in 1
And DR scores 6

>muh cuban coffee

>carlos santana
what a throw by machado

>santana
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Damnit What a great throw. Gogo machado

A Colombia win with DR scoring at least 7 would help a lot

Come on, dude. You know we can't lose against these cokeheads.

>bunting
>ever

*Honk-Honk-Honk-Honk*

Make it stop...take the vuvuzela away.

I thought Americans were supposed to be good at baseball

t. looks at phone all game

>ywn be a ninja baseballer
why even live

Sadly we're still not as good as the kids who are forced to stay on their home island then have to come to the US by raft to play their favorite sport.

>no fun allowed.jpg

kek well played

what a fucking play

stop hitting it to fucking third

If Dominican women don't suck Machado's dick on sight. That's just nor right.

machado esta encendido

that would have been huge for colombia if it had gone through, instead it's an inning ending dp. machado is OP please leave

kek, I love these colombian shifts
he was out

can someone explain to me how DR is going to survive against japan?

what about the jews?

>Jews being good at sports????

Japan is mostly a clash of pitching v Dominican batters.
That is, if the Dominican squad doesn't get restraint by the awkward Jap style. We're going to be good.

Machado es uno desumidaficador para armario, fragrancia rosa. Evita umidade.

Chicharrones.

DUDE SHIFTS LMAO

Comeback incoming.

Colombia is legit

Oh fuck, the cokeheads are back in.

oh shit is Colombia, dare i say it, elite?

Man fuck this shit
We're gonna get eliminated
Fuck

choke incoming

CHOKE COCK BLOCKED BY BASED POLANCO

Colombia fielded a much better team than anyone expected, but I believe in the Dominicans! Besides worse comes to worse we beat Canada and win the tiebreaker game.

tiebreak game would be against the DR, we'd be fucked desu

We took a 5-0 lead on them, so who knows?

>they can't stop the Dominican offense
KEK

>mfw we will actually let colombia win just to screw amerifats.

rack em
great game

FUCKKKKKKKK

>canope

lel

>betanshit
Colombia is going to fucking win lads, it's literally happening

OUT

fuck

>that
>a swing
pick one you 1st base "ump"
man that guy has been awful today