Oldfags give youngfags advice based on past experiences / mistakes

>oldfags give youngfags advice based on past experiences / mistakes

general life tips.

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Don't live in 1940's France... it will be a mess.

i live in 2017 France, worse.

Fuck bitches, get money.

hey oldfags, what are some good hobbies to take care of yourself?

I bet Sweden is worse, and i live in one of the "no go zones" where police gets stones thrown at them. Im litteraly the only Swede in my apartment complex.

lmao that sucks, a lot of refugees too i bet?
or more niggers, which one is it, why don't you move ?

spotted the 10 year old

cultivate mindfulness

Macron collaborating with the Nazis and the concentration camps are open already?

how?

Stretch and exercise
You don't even need to become super buff, just do it day after day and you'll have less back problems later on in life

>some good hobbies to take care of yourself

that's not what hobbies are for - do stuff you like and don't give a shit what anyone else says (that also means not picking up a hobby because you think it's edgy or improving yourself)

leave Sup Forums

Don't get carried away with vidya, go get a job instead.

>oldfag = age
kys newfag

Yep, i believe my neighbors are having some of their cousins over or something since they live like 6 people in a 2 bedroom apartment.
Too expensive in the city (Stockholm) ive been trying to find apartments in nicer suburbs, but with my shit job and pay im starting to think im going to die in this shithole(Tensta)

By practicing it.

what about getting a job in vidya

When they play the National Anthem don't kneel.

>Never stop learning - Life long learning is the key to elevating yourself in many senses. Don't get hung up on the implications/ramifications of knowledge either. It'll drive you to depression if you let it.
>You time is limited spend it how you want to - there's always shit we gotta do that we don't want to though.
>Don't feel things just because society or social connections make you think you should.

how do i get girls Sup Forums?

download the calm app. it has a few beginner guided meditations. do some googling beyond this graphic and the app. it's a very simple concept that just needs to be worked at to get the hang of it.

see my reply that I failed to link you in.

That's all good, I just meant don't get carried away. When I was younger, I would play about 10+ hours on Vanilla WOW and work full time. It was only when I stopped playing vidya so much that I found my own qt 3.14.

great!! they pay me to play my fav games!!

how many of them do you need?

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yoga, not much of a hobby but if you join a class theres some hot yoga girls there.

cycling, awesome cardio, easy on the knees, can find a group to ride with, fun to bar hop as a group or even a night out. Also it makes your world come down to a block at a time, and you can take in what you miss when you drive pass it in a car, plus, cycling chicks are rad. And it makes drinking beer less of a concern, like a beer belly and shit.

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To get grils, be yourself smartly and don't overthink.

Also, be consensual without being submissive

youtube.com/watch?v=cGM71XDraS4&t=788s yoga girls there.

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If you're a man and think you're gay, you aren't. Don't be fooled by all the propaganda that's filled your tiny brain.

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46 years old...
NEVER pass up a threesome.
I still have regret doing so after more than 25 years.

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I know a lot of young folk that put too much effort into finding a companion, whether it's a girlfriend or a wife you want to spend the rest of your life with. They always have that thought in the back of their minds. Something akin to "I wish I could be spending this moment with a lover" and it makes them miserable.

Thing is, when they do find that special someone they end up being more miserable because they put all this effort into a failed relationship or their partner turns out to be an emotional drain. These kids find a lady and jump straight into the deep end without thinking twice.

Loneliness is only as bad as you make it. Learn to be content with yourself.

Best advice as someone who has been on Sup Forums for 9 years is to not come on here for advice.

This guy

what does that mean?

This and the meditation are the realest bits of advice in here.

If you have a goal, don't go step by step, slowly towards the goal, because you will run out of time. Keep jumping straight to that goal. If you don't succeed the first and second time, you will succeed the fifth time. If you go slowly, you will have only half of your dream by the time you die. Go aggressively towards your goal, but don't stomp on people.

This is the problem with today's youngsters. This, exactly. They have no respect. I just got dubs almost, slipped by only one. But nobody recognizes this achievement by checking it. Fucking millennials.

1. Choose some hobby and take it seriously... for years. So the other ppl will know you ex. That guy is a good kayaker
2. Never miss an opportunity (fucka a girl, tell the truth, ask for anything)

Well, a lot of people pin their hopes on the mythical relationship to fix many/most of their problems. Then they finally get in relationship, and the problems are still there.

Good advice, btw. Learn who *you* are first.

>2. Never miss an opportunity
Truth here, too. Especially with women. Most times you won't get a second chance to fuck that girl.

Do not get MARRIED!!

Czech'd and quads dont lie

this.

If you're handy, invest money in decent tools and not the wally-world basement brand. They can last you damn near a lifetime if you take care of them. Think of them as an investment. The money you put into them will give you value over many years.

I've worked on enough cars as a young poorfag to be at the bloody knuckle end of a shitty, tooth-stripped ratchet.

Fucking checked! Quads don't fucking lie! Don't get married man.

only girls care about postcount u faggot

True. Also checkeeed.

vote for Trump. Ignore people who can't give a source beyond " An Anonymous source" and "Inside sources"

I wish.

You know that I'm right. You missed dubs only by three. But do you get a crown? Fuck no. You get humiliated. This is what we were fighting for?
We don't deserve this.

If you're currently a loser in high school, don't worry. When you get to college/uni pletend to not be. Don't hang out with people that went to high school with you. The first few weeks everyone will be as lost and overwhelmed as you, use that time to make new friends. Be honest about your nerdiness and virginity if it comes up, but don't define yourself by it.

And if people are drinking more in frosh week than you're used to, join them but just try not to overdo it. Unless they're the worst dudebros they'll probably respect you saying "I've had enough for the night".

Sad thing is that this fag is right. Once you are married you are fucked for life. No more doing your own shit, no longer "my money" is always "ours". True words of wisdom here.

Socialist nations do not work. Get the fuck out if you're living in one, if you don't leave soon you won't be able to, emigration controls are coming.

I'm actually happily married mate.

Oldfags how do I get over my ex
Or win her back

Haven't talked in months, she got new bf right after we broke up but I'm not sure if he's still there
She's super depressed and self conscious cause she's chubby

Nice quads

That's a weird way to write Germany.

Sex on that would be terrible for whoever is on the bottom

Married guy here. Completely agree.

More than that, never rely on a woman. When they do nice things for you, great, but never count on a woman for anything.

1) don't waste your virginity before actual marriage

2) don't chase memes, girls, trends

3) always remember that traps are gays

DO not get married, it is a trap and it is a social premise established in benefit of WOMEN only you will lose your rights money and kids if divorced

>If you're currently a loser in high school, don't worry. When you get to college/uni pletend to not be.
No, it's more really that whoever you were in High School essentially stops existing the instant you leave High School. This is true whether you're the ugly friendless nerd everyone thought would blow up the school or Captain of the football team who got all the pussy.

nice quads

4) in case of marriage, first proceed with prenups

Women are just people. They're not some mystery race, with strange thoughts/behaviors. That's just the media, and sitcom fodder.

Don't treat them like princesses. They'll be turned off. Don't be so intimidated.

They also don't owe you anything for being nice. Never tell them about how you're such a nice guy. Don't even try to be a nice guy. Just be a decent person. Treat them with respect, but don't try to "be there" with the hopes of getting something back.

Like sex on a full motion waterbed. Which, from experience, sucked.

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Yeah, for how long? Because I was happily married once, too. 13 years later I didn't even recognize the fat shrew living with me. "Happily married" is a temporary state of being at best.

Fucked up on your first marriage huh?

Fucking agree 100%! Merriage is a fat lie. No more freedom nor money. Once you are married is for life even is you divorce.

>1) don't waste your virginity before actual marriage

That is completely fucking retarded, especially in this day in age. Life is learned by doing. Go out and fuck. Learn what you like. Learn what you don't. Get the fuck out of here with that oneitis shit.

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Who do you consider a oldfag?

>They also don't owe you anything for being nice.
Covert contracts.

Kek never lies!

Don't give a fuck about women. If you get blown off, act like it never happen and try again with someone else. DO NOT give a fuck what women want, because they themselves don't actually know what they want.

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kay what is this?
I bet he lost some game cause of that dice :/

1. > Don't get married, it is a proposition with no victory scenario, at best you tie.

2. > Do have children if you can do it correctly (i have four so far by several different women, have full custody of all of them

3. > Own land on which you can grow your own food. Gardening and and animals are a great mediation and you will gain +1 to moral superiority when you eat a meal that you picked from your garden yourself.

4. > Have 6 months' worth of money sitting in the bank. This means that if shit hits the fan you don't feel an emotional reaction. For example your boss whips out his dick and tells you to start sucking... your reply can be 'nah i'm good'.

5. > have 10,000 USD (if you live in the US) in cash accessible readily at all times, because bail can't be paid with a check and banks aren't open on sunday.

more?

Divorced here, you are right, now for 18 years I have to give money, and see the woman I hate in order to keep seeing my daughter. Because the LAW fuck this gay earth.

Give serious thought to what sort of career you would like to do for a living, but don't overthink it. Odds are some teacher or guidance counselor has at some point fed you some list of platitudes about chasing your dreams as if it were advice; ignore this. The important thing is to find a line of work that doesn't make you miserable and pays enough money that you can live on.

College is not as good an investment as it used to be. Unless you're planning on going into law, medicine, or a STEM field like engineering or the tech industry, college is mostly a waste of money at this point. Figure out a real objective and determine whether or not it's practical for you before taking out any loans.

If you live in the United States, don't move to a major city on either coast (ie NY, SF, LA, Seattle) unless you can reasonably expect to make 80k or more. If you already live in such a city and are grumbling about how hard it is to meet cost of living, consider moving away. Most cities in what gets called "flyover country" are much more reasonable to live in and the narrative about how there are no jobs in such places is a meme.

If your woman wants a horse, say no. A lot of women fantasize about horse dicks, as soon as you buy the horse she won't want your dick anymore. They do nothing but eat and poop. They cost a lot to maintain. Your woman will always be in the stable with the horse and use the fact that she smells like horse shit as an excuse for not having sex with you. It's true you better take my advice.

that's just a overrated man fantasy.
threesome with 2 girls was one of my worst sexuall expiriences

Ex wife was a horse lady. This is truth. She will always love the horse more than you.

First and last... thank you very much...

Visby here. Not too bad at the moment. I assume you are in Göteborg or Malmö, right?

For college, don't bother applying directly to universities.

Go to community college and transfer. You'll save metric fucktons of money, if you get few bad grades and fuckups at first (or worse, change your major) it won't be as damaging and most importantly nobody gives a single fuck whether you went to a university for 4 years or 2. If you graduate from X school, that's the ONLY that anyone pays attention to.

yeah, more please

6) always remember that traps are gay

7) always remember that gays are mentally ill, and also homo fags