god damn that fucker was thick
God damn that fucker was thick
How can white men even compete?
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its bigger than my fucking dick
I really, really, really like this picture. Mind if I save it?
Also, why did you use rubber gloves?
eat it
put the shit in the glove then stick your and in an give it a goooood rub
friendly reminder that you just had a small sausage there
make a poo-smoothie
any chance you in nz?
i'd pay top dollar for that.
OP PUT THAT REFUGEE WHERE IT BELONGS !
No lie... When my wife was pregnant she was constipated for a week... When it passed it was the size of a nerf football... No way to flush it... So tears in her eyes she came to me for help... Still traumatized by it
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what a pussy wearing gloves
Chad shitting status
Ooga booga I nigger I demand reparations yo racist xephonoobie
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really?
sadly, no, I'm not in new zealand. Is there a market for shit there? Could an american move there and make good money selling their dumps?
This thread is shit
Mail it to the president
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OP here I'm not some sort of scat freak, never so much as looked twice at my shit before (hence the gloves) but I pinched off this beauty and was so impressed I guess I just wanted to hold it... anybody else done this before?
No
come on I know somebody has
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is it OC ?
is it a shitted.com thread again?
You....... picked up your shit
Lol that's love.
I shit this out a few months ago. You're welcome.
I appreciate you took time to shoot a video, but I'd preferred a high-resolution image and a proper timestamp
OP delivered.
duuuude that fucker put up a fight!
Yes, I included timestamp
it was surprisingly hard
New elves
nowhere to be seen.
filename is not a timestamp, btw
wut
are you fucking dull
trips and I'll eat the log
look at my fucking shit you niggers
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That's what happens when OP is a faggot who takes BBC up his ass.
false
I am a straight male, never done anything gay. Only buttstuff I ever did was jack off with a mop handle up my ass imagining getting gang raped in jail by blacks, but not in years.
Fair enough. My bad, OP. I retract my shitpost.
has anybody ever broken one of their logs in half by hand?
>imagining getting gang raped in jail by blacks
this makes you gay
nope, always used my sphincter
Thinking about that happening to him makes you gay too.
i don't wanna have the whole chicken/egg debate in this thread
I did too obviously but I also snapped it like a twig by hand, it was underwhelming
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im cumming
Use bare hands or this thread is garbage
why? that's bullshit why does using a rubber glove to keep my hands clean make fucking with shit logs any less badass
Thanks Lorie !