God damn that fucker was thick

god damn that fucker was thick

How can white men even compete?

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its bigger than my fucking dick

I really, really, really like this picture. Mind if I save it?

Also, why did you use rubber gloves?

eat it

put the shit in the glove then stick your and in an give it a goooood rub

friendly reminder that you just had a small sausage there

make a poo-smoothie

any chance you in nz?
i'd pay top dollar for that.

OP PUT THAT REFUGEE WHERE IT BELONGS !

No lie... When my wife was pregnant she was constipated for a week... When it passed it was the size of a nerf football... No way to flush it... So tears in her eyes she came to me for help... Still traumatized by it

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what a pussy wearing gloves

Chad shitting status

Ooga booga I nigger I demand reparations yo racist xephonoobie

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really?
sadly, no, I'm not in new zealand. Is there a market for shit there? Could an american move there and make good money selling their dumps?

This thread is shit

Mail it to the president

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OP here I'm not some sort of scat freak, never so much as looked twice at my shit before (hence the gloves) but I pinched off this beauty and was so impressed I guess I just wanted to hold it... anybody else done this before?

No

come on I know somebody has

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is it OC ?

is it a shitted.com thread again?

You....... picked up your shit

Lol that's love.

I shit this out a few months ago. You're welcome.

I appreciate you took time to shoot a video, but I'd preferred a high-resolution image and a proper timestamp

OP delivered.

duuuude that fucker put up a fight!

Yes, I included timestamp

it was surprisingly hard

New elves

nowhere to be seen.
filename is not a timestamp, btw

wut

are you fucking dull

trips and I'll eat the log

look at my fucking shit you niggers

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That's what happens when OP is a faggot who takes BBC up his ass.

false
I am a straight male, never done anything gay. Only buttstuff I ever did was jack off with a mop handle up my ass imagining getting gang raped in jail by blacks, but not in years.

Fair enough. My bad, OP. I retract my shitpost.

has anybody ever broken one of their logs in half by hand?

>imagining getting gang raped in jail by blacks

this makes you gay

nope, always used my sphincter

Thinking about that happening to him makes you gay too.

i don't wanna have the whole chicken/egg debate in this thread
I did too obviously but I also snapped it like a twig by hand, it was underwhelming

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im cumming

Use bare hands or this thread is garbage

why? that's bullshit why does using a rubber glove to keep my hands clean make fucking with shit logs any less badass

Thanks Lorie !