Official Minnesota Wild @ Chicago Blackhawks Gamethread

Last meetup between both teams for the season. We are getting Doc and Eddie. This shit's gonna b gud.

Puck drops at 11:30PM CST on NBC. Get in here and get used to the daylight savings change.

Here I am, hello

>t. Minnesota

Still hungover from last night, I guess I get an excuse to start early today. Go Hawks

Also,

>Cubes shitposting fails
>skeletonposting fails
>Blackhawks shutout anyway
Can this meaningless shitfest be fucking over and done with?

>Doc and Eddie
Tell me we aren't getting "super informative" quips From Between the Benches with Pierre™

I'm expecting passive-aggressive jabs at Pierre again.

Here come the Hawks...

What kind of sadistic fuck scheduled this game?

WHO /HUNGOVER/ HERE?

who /North St. Paul/ here?

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I'm up now

WHO /FEVERISH/ HERE?

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the state

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THERAPIST

Went to church and had McDonald's breakfast lads, what have you done today?

Well that didn't take long.

state of pain

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THE BREADMAN

not the Dub??

hahahahahaha

the state of hockey they said

This is NOT what I wanted to watch after a comfy pancake breakfast.
Fuck word.

kek

>thought I got home in time
>already getting btfo

Did they drop the puck right at 11:30?
The fuck

Who /work/ here? I'm listening on the radio. How pissed was doobie for getting pulled?

He had some words for Boudreau on his way to the dressing room; Boudreau for the most part ignored him

Told Boudreau to go eat some fucking pie as he has going off

It is what it is

Just got off the phone with Chuck. Stalock is driving up from Iowa right now, just passed Rochester. He said he has a fifth of bourbon buckled in the passenger seat meant for some slag in West St. Paul but understands sacrifices must be made to make it in the NHL.

>Hawks are 100% in terms of shots to goals

Nice mcgaykid dubs. He was talking to Koivu.

Honestly why havent you killed yourself yet?

They went 0-47 against Detroit, so this is a nice change.

>Bernier

>Doc forgot Dubnyk was already pulled

THAT"S MORE LIKE IT
JAM THAT NET

okay

Big boy line strikes.

Yeah, I'm going to bed after this game.

>Hartman getting fancy now

we got a game

>Oduya
God dammit best Johnie

So if the mild do take the lead is Keith going to chimp out?

does keith ever not chimp out?

>wacking Pierre's ass with a cricket bat

Should have hit him harder

God DAMMIT Zucker!
Stop thinking about your wife's daughter and play some hokkei.

How is it possible that in all these games no one has managed to take out Pierre with a stray puck?

>try to punish faggot for being a faggot
>still turns out faggoty
pierre's parents should sue the school

dat post

wat a shit pp

What a terrible powerplay.
Halftime slagtime

>9th in the league

Serious question lads, do I start drinking now?

>now
Drinking starts at puck drop.

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What's stopping you.

>vs 27th PK
I would join you but I work tonight

>sloots

Tats are pretty trashy, but tattooing some jewish phrases in hebrew is just horrible.

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that pike is starving

He has had a great season but I honestly hope Vegas takes him over Dumba. Dumba will never be Burns tier but he has a large offensive potential.

That's a Muskie you faggot. Northern Pikes are invasive assholes.

Are there no slags in Chiraq? Or are you guys all mouthwashing tripfag balls?

>Oshie's wife is a massive cunt
My good buddie went to high school with her.

that makes it worse, that fish is a toothpick of a muskie

I have transcended the 3D plane into the second dimension.

>she dresses up
>he wears a hoodie and ballcap

He seems like a cunt too

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Preemptive Skeleton busting posting.

As long as Crawford doesn't shit the bed and let in more softies, the game is in the bag.

creepy golden Colonel

Well he was born in Washington and became a Fighting Hawk, I imagine you are right.

>Based on her size, she's barely a B cup
>That clear sagging.
Tell her to roll that shit back up.

Who /Sunday deep dish/ here?

Don't forget her gremlin face.

I missed the first period because of a pancake/sausage breakfast. Also had to make sure I could buy alcohol on sunday now.

>great at home
>almost last on the road
ree

You cannot until June or July unless you drive to Hudson or buy 3.2.

the sluttiest girls in Chicago are black

wait....you people can't buy liquor on Sundays?

Holy shit, how fucking awful.

I have plenty bruh.

not at the store no, religious fundie rules

I know some local ordinances in Illinois prohibit alcohol sales before 10AM, so there's that.

Spurgeon got a cute doggy

Like what this guy said except I can buy after noon. God bless.

>MN can't buy booze on Sundays because of Christian fundamentalists
>they finally overturn it
>within a few years booze is outright banned due to being haram since they keep importing refugees and they create a voting bloc
kek

does that apply to 40s as well?

Yeah, that's been tried before and it didn't bode so well.

>you people
Rude!

It wasn't really a big deal, everyone knew you cannot so they stocked up. But big stores "lobbied" enough to get it changed. The new law won't take effect until June I think. All of the small liquor stores were against it since it likely means less profit.

I expect you to post some next intermission friendo.

>can buy liquor at 9AM
>Ameristanis living under theocracy can't all day Sunday

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Doc is seriously confused today