Eurovision

>Eurovision

Why aren't you singing in your native language?

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We don't have a native language. We got cucked, by crafty islamdmonkeys.

Also you will love to our special autist.

>not learning Navajo from tribal elders

because it's not a cultural exhibition

unless you are france gall ofc

...

People will appreciate the songs more if they get the lyrics I guess

We sent another jew that sings in both french and english. We ended up last so many times that now we're sending bilingual jews in order to win it. Thet desperatly want to win meanwhile 95% of french watchers wants to see it crash for the bantz and memes.

I like watching Eurovision with you guys, it's the only way but thinking this is paid with my taxes pisses me off

They can't stop us now
viva PORTUGAL!

London and it's orbital cities (New York etc) are Jewish nests.

By hosting these parasites the Anglo has sold it's soul for money a long long time ago...

should be called anglohearing to be honest

I think the real hero of this contest is the sex gods that are hosting the show

especially the one on the right, goddamn

I think he has a chance of winning if he drops those autistic ticks during his performance

kek

>italy and portugal sing in their own languagues instead of english
>they are the favourites of the bookies
really makes you think

But I am.

>twins
>different eye colors

Their parents have fucking lied to them their whole lives.

"I'll drink what he's having"

>Australia is third

What happens if we win?

That was the exibition order not a chart you dingo

At least we made it through to the finals you spaghetti-snorting curly moustache cunt

Did we pass

Nope, your singer was pretty good too.

What? We didn't pass the round?

>portugesetugal

It would be wiser to sing in their native languages. This way, we don't understand their shit lyrics and enjoy not listening to the anglojew for once

Unless you're the netherlands or germany, there's no excuse for not sing in your native language

Is this the final countries?

>I think he has a chance of winning if he drops those autistic ticks during his performance
Got me worried 2bh, he should respect the melody and avoid improvising a lot like he did yesterday.

But I think he was just too tense. Those 3 min on the stage are actually his most peaceful ones and he was releasing the tension.

>portugal has never won eurovision

holy shit, you can just tell that all the songs are generic american pop shit by their names - completely indistinguishable trite

we don't know how to eurovision

>pls vote for our autist

>love 2 hairs

kek

Because Finnish artistic elite is a bunch of cucks.

Italy gets automatic entry into the final. Same goes for UK, France, Germany and Spain.

>EUROvision
>Australia

wat

Rightful British clay

POST EPIC SAX GUY

No, post more of this sexy guy

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Portugal has never even been in the top 5.

Why we are not in eurovision but in UEFA?

pretty sure we are

they're fraternal twins, ya mong

Discount Romania has to win for memes sake

That's the thing that completely killed any interest in Eurovision for me.

I used to watch it like 3-4 years ago and I loved it,but I suddenly lost interest.Help me watch again

last time we did everyone thought it was a joke. or maybe it was because the performers were a bunch of down syndromes

after him eurovision died for spain

Those lads were the best. Every country should send literal retards to perform in this shitfest.

I only watch it so that I can shitpost here. Then I steel the best zings and post them on my local forum where they hail me as a comedy God

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>mfw remember that year ireland sent a puppet
the slavs were so mad

I wish they brought the language rule back, probably won't happen though.

just enforcing the native language as an obligatory language but also allowing any other to be included in the song would already be ok for me

Because most songs are standard generic pop that just has to be in english the language of standard generic pop.

cos they're anti-multiculturalist cucks

Did I miss any fun acts that didn't get through in the first semi final?

Sobral is a descendant of the Hohenzollern Dynasty.
He should take the rightful Crown and restore the German Empire.

>Eurovivios

That turkey was based, Dustin deserved to have douze pointe.

dancing was too cute

Dustin was truly based. I guess when youve won't it the most times out of anyone, you stop giving a shit. Not that the song wasn't catchy as fuck
>all that booing from Eastern Euro's
makes me kek every time

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Montenegro. He was the most fun act out of the lot, the other fun act being Moldova who had Epic Sax Guy and they did get through.

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>name of the song is literally "Give Ireland 12 points" in French

Why is there a Venezuelan flag at 1:14

Just have more neighbours

how do we bring andorra back?

It's ok Portugal. Many people here will vote for our rightful Emperor.

Can we meme him to victory?

He's Portuguese and Dutch but close enough

The fuck is in the bowl of Luisa? A corn dog?

we were neither expecting nor prepared for this massive burst of memes and now we can't handle it, we need foreign help

also, german user might be right, cause their dutch heritage comes from some aristocratic fãmily

Well I hope the UK gives him 12 points or I'm gong full ISIS towards the BBC.

You have my support, Portuguese user.

Get ready then because there's no way we aren't going to give them to Italy.

Fuck me, I don't even have a gun

perfectly good knives are in the kitchen lad

We do it for the juniors.
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Juniors go through TG4, Main shitshow goes through rté and gay westbrit sex offenders ike louie walsh

Good point Italy

Remember when Ireland won three times in a row?

I don't know. It's a disgrace for the whole continent.

you guys had some great moments too

One of his Ancestors was Karl 1. of Hohenzollern.
That's our Emperor Dynasty.

Praise this weird dude as our new Emperor!

inb4 5 years later they're all singing Arabic

They ruined Eurovision thanks to that. Fucking potato niggers.

Now I see why, you'll never won with such a ugly language

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you will never speak english.

When Germany falls, I guess you need to restart the monarchy and get him on the throne.

if you're talking to me, we've won 3 times

>When Germany falls
?
It fell like quite some time ago. You mean when Germany rises.

As long as the Sobral family is there, I don't care

AHGAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAH

don't murder my language ok portugal? thanks

USA isn't Anglo but Latino.

Singing in your native language isn't worth much when you come up with the same shitty telenovela ballad every year. At least you did better this time

You don't even have one

At least Portugal's singer can sing his song competently and has good stage presence. Have you seen yours this year?

>tfw I'm Portuguese
Go on with your ad hominem retardation lads

>Not wanting to fuck superior hairy women

wew lad

No matter what happens we win

t. runs-on-wind

The USA wins.

Nobody uses your weird butchered english.

FUCKING THIS


We sang in Albanian and were at the 5th place

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