Might fuck an elderly guy's wife from craigslist tomorrow with his permission. Tips...

Might fuck an elderly guy's wife from craigslist tomorrow with his permission. Tips? That does that make me a degenerate?
Also share your craiglist personal encounters. Pic not related.

When I heard about him doing this I thought it was stupid as hell.

I'll start off with mine I guess.
> horny af
> no gf
> check out craigslist
> message like 10 chicks
> all bots or don't reply
> curiosity and hornyness gets the best of me
> message a trap with a good looking ass
> replies
> tells me to come over
> holy shit am I actually gonna fuck a dude?
> get there
> nervous wreck
> trap doesn't look like what I imagined
> man face
> man voice
> "alright honey whip out"
> ask it if it has condoms
> "I don't do comdoms"
> leave in absolute disgust
Fucking nightmare.

How old are we talking OP?

They're in their 50's. I'm in my early twenties.

got a pic? I would do it regardless but that's probably cause im a virgin

Unfortunately no pics yet. I'm kinda in the same boat. Not a virgin but am terrible with people and does not look like I'm getting laid any time soon.

Would he be watching? I dont think I would if he was

Yes. I've always wanted to fuck an older woman though and this is a pretty good opportunity.

>elderly
50 isn't elderly lmao don't feel bad about it. Sometimes 50 yo women can milfy. If she was older than that though i'd worry about it.

go for it op why not.

You're most likely a mark for muggers

I guess I'm kinda worried about him trying to pull some gay shit. Assuming him watching isn't gay already.

If you go through with it make sure you give us an update tomorrow

I wouldnt worry too much about that. Probably just a sad old man who wants to be cucked

>Tips?

Penis goes in the vagina.

Looks like the thread is dead, but you got this man. You'll regret it if you dont at least give it a try

I'll keep you guys updated. Gotta go now.

I implore you to go to Mexico for a month.

who are you even

Fuck off sperglord

too armenian/neanderthal