/turnleft/ - 2017 Kobalt 400 Pre-race/Race Thread

Race Coverage: 3:00 p.m. on FOX
Start Command: 3:37 p.m.
Green Flag: 3:46 p.m.

Format: 267-lap/400-mile, three-segment race. Competition cautions on laps 80 and 160 will separate the segments.

Forecast: 85°, 19% humidity, 0% chance of rain

Lineup:
Row 1: #4 Kevin Harvick - #31 Ryan Newman
Row 2: #18 Kyle Busch - #4 Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
Row 3: #2 Brad Keselowski - #22 Joey Logano
Row 4: #1 Jamie McMurray - #42 Kyle Larson
Row 5: #78 Martin Truex Jr. - #11 Denny Hamlin
Row 6: #24 Chase Elliot - #88 Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Row 7: #41 Kurt Busch - #21 Ryan Blaney
Row 8: #6 Trevor Bayne - #20 Matt Kenseth
Row 9: #27 Paul Menard - #48 Jimmie Johnson
Row 10: #3 Austin Dillon - #47 AJ Allmendinger
Row 11: #19 Daniel Suárez - #32 Matt DiBenedetto
Row 12: #77 Eric Jones - #10 Danica Patrick
Row 13: #14 Clint Bowyer - #13 Ty Dillon
Row 14: #34 Landon Cassill - #37 Chris Buescher
Row 15: #5 Kasey Kahne - #43 Aric Almirola
Row 16: #23 Gray Gaulding - #83 Corey LaJoie
Row 17: #15 Reed Sorenson - #38 David Regan
Row 18: #35 Jeffrey Earnhardt - #95 Michael McDowell
Row 19: #72 Cole Whitt - #55 Derrike Cope
Row 20: #51 Cody Ware

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First for Jimmie

second for fordwinslol

rolling for winner today

BAYNE?

rolling for winner

I'm seeing a lot of Chase Elliot articles hyping him up, I suspect the fix is in.

Rolling for joonya

Danica will win this race
Screencap this

gimme a stream

based blaney

Who /ragsinabox/ here?

TYBRIAB

Hello Sup Forums from LVMS
Rolling for the winner

paw paw pls go

That's a Roush right?

>Ty Dillon

Even meme magic couldn't make that real.

STREAM WHERE

On your television

How does he cough it up this time?

rides the high line too aggressively, slips up and slaps the wall. he stays out, but the car is junk for the rest of the race.

it's on broadcast TV you broke sonofabitch

Still waiting for le reddit youtube stream

zoofalmily.net//?canal=16

fuck you guys, I'm not buying a TV when the only thing worth watching is racing

thank you

51 is Timmy Hill this week not Ware Bear...

>He doesn't have a TV

LOL@ Jeff contradicting DW

I don't care about sitcoms or reality TV

Did Steve Byrnes retire or something?

Some Las Vegas odds
Gimmie 7-1
Harvick 5-1
TrooX 9-1
Logonzo 7-1
Denny's 18-1
Autism 33-1
Bread 6.5-1
Clit 25-1
Suarez 45-1
Joonyear 15-1
Kryle 7-1
Blaney 50-1
Jamie Mac 40-1
Larson 15-1
Krut 22-1
Chase. 8-1
Kenseth 12-1
Muh nards 90-1
Dinger 100-1
Steakhouse 90-1
Danicrap 125-1

So I went to Vegas for spring break with my qt GF (two exes ago now) and the end of the trip just happened to coincide with race weekend.

We went to practice and qualy and watched the Nationwide race. Where Kyle Busch had issues and lost. It was great and easy to get to and there was an In n Out burger on the way back to the hotel.

We left on Sunday so we didn't stay for the Sprint Cup race but overall the track was beautiful. There's an air base in the background with exotic jets taking off and landing, and the mountains in the background are beautiful.

Overall I think Vegas is one of the best tracks to catch a NASCAR race.

Would you fuck fem-smoke?

Any requests for female versions of drivers?

Larson

Cassil

Sorry I forgot that good television shows don't exist in the US.

Sneak

what the actual fuck

that ain't right

FOX discontinued scanner access to broadcast audio at the track
No DW and Sneak for me today

...

Can you make Danica a man?

Yeah buddy that's what I'm talkin about

Montoya!

Qt

Mikey

Brilliant suggestion

you need to fucking stop this has gone too far

may the lord have mercy on my soul for creating this monstrosity

top right is qt

Don't stop

Waltrip sisters

Mark Martin

Mikey a MILF

Mickey already sounds like a sassy southern MILF desu

Fem-Mark looks like a heroin addict

fuck you all, this shit is making me want to stab my eyes with rusty nails

Oops

FUCK THIS GOD DAMN PRE WQALK SHIT ALWAYS FUCKIN CRINGE

Wtf carrot top

Waltrip is so fucking bad at his job

Mikey may be done racing but he's still going to wipe out the field with the flu or whatever he has

Carrot Top was pretty funny.

>negro monster energy girl
lmao

>denny's pregnant?

Baby bump

don't worry we all hate it

Where is the Rebbit stream?

Didn't he hit on that same one during the grid walk last week?

...

>Everyone puking and shitting themselves in the helmets/suits
This gon be fun

#WashedupRockers

What does Danica do if she gets her period during the race?

#freebleeding

>implying someone would bang her

Thats an interesting question actually

pls gib stream

zoofalmily.net//?canal=1

:3

Would you Jamie Little

Same thing as every other female I'd assume

She just plays it off like she pooped.

Yes

ROCK 'N' ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>nightranger
>john fogerty
Jesus, it literally is

f-first (you) of the month

:D :D

If there's a chance she probably preloads a cuntrag

Would you rather:
>win a guaranteed championship but not win a single race
OR
>win 25 races in your career but no championship

I miss Neil Bonnett

25 races

Ship has more prestige but 25 wins would put you higher then you probably realize on the all time wins list. Other drivers respect a chip more tho.

1st, not only would i get a championship but id be a massive meme driver doing so without winning a race

>tfw it's not a Canadian stream with Pinty's and Curling ads

Let's grab us a hometown Krut win lads

Thanks, non-country.

ship, then I could just coast my entire career like labonte

With the shit-show that is the championship these days I'd take the 25 wins as long as they contain the 500, 600 and Darlington. Under the old Winston Cup system it would be a toss up

>Gaughn didn't win Xfinity last night

>stops calling the driver lineup early so DW can get dead air from Truex for ten seconds
Fuck. Why are they so bad at broadcasting a sporting event?

sounds like brad's voice is a little horse

>swearaz


holy fuck can these annoncers even talk

I'm obligated to at least follow how Timmy Hill is doing because he's probably the only NASCAR driver from Maryland ever.

(From noticing that he has to go to the back due to backup car or whatever)