Halt! Only those humbled by singles may tread in this forest. Present them to thee, and thou shalt be spared.
Halt! Only those humbled by singles may tread in this forest. Present them to thee, and thou shalt be spared
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go away
>to thee
Oof
You lot are clean; you may enter.
LEAVE
Walking walking walking walking
Yo.
Can I come in?
Whilst I despise thy face, thou may enter.
>Whilst I despise thy face, thou may enter.
toppest of top kek
I wanna tread in the forest
You may, but you must respect it.
Ah dunnae fucken tink tis shite es necessary, yeh fucken pissants
[various goat noises]
fuck off guy
>them to thee
So I'm presenting them to myself?
cunt
This thread is clean.
The Forest lies safe once again.
Gaze upon me and judge me worthy.
Thou art worthy.
*walks into forest*
Here's my singles, May I have permission to pass yet?
Bitch ass nigga yo whatsop fucking fag haHaaaa
Thou may pass.
I don't feel clean...
i wish to enter the forest as well
THOU SHANT PASS, VILE BEAST!
I'll just slip on through while he's distracted
Fuck off nerd
Thou art clean, and pose no threat to the forest.
singles passing through
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Spam alert, he's clean though
lol
here you go sir
ur fuckin gay
Fucking love this pic thank you
Of course, sire. I shall present my singles and I shall be on my way, yes?
these singles aren't much, but they've gotten me through some hard times
Hopefully I'll pass
Don't mind me
how does it feel having to leave your own forest?
Aye great spirit of these northern woods, I heard of ye only through songs of the bards. I am a simple sellsword on my way to Gatan, the largest crossroads this side East of the Great Gate. For, I have nothing to hide!
Pardon me I shall give you my singles
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While I hate every single one of thee, you are all clean of hearts (mostly). You may pass through this forest, but take heed! I sense the presence of those with Trips, on the way.
can i have your belt?
Trips? s-surely you jest?
FLEE!
Surely that's just a legend
>present them to thee
>to thee
>thee
end thine own life
Just passing through
Shall I pass?
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trips are just a myth, a bogeyman to scare children into good behavior
I shall accept your offering of one of your young on a roll.
Let us enter, or we shall make our way through
Op be like
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There's nothing to worry about, trips are but a mere legend! Nothing more than a fairy tale used to scare children into behaving right!
hello fellow singlers.
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I think everything should be in order.... May I pass O Wise One?
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Good day sir, just passing through.
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Am i free to pass?
Oh shit! It's you. Gotta stop spookin' us like that.
A troubling presence!
Oh you pure thing, you'll never be safe in any forest.
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BEGONE FROM THIS FOREST, FOUL BEASTS OF DIGITS MOST FOUL!
hey look, over there!
>44
y-y-yes sir
I wilst entre thoust foresthou
dubs call out dubs calling out dubs -- Checked
Only I, the guardian of the forest, may hold digits greater than singles, but less than quints. If a quint comes here, then it will be too strong for me to defeat.
Such hypocrisy! He himself wields dubs while denouncing others who do the same. I'm going to go find my own dubs and return!
IT'S SPREADING!
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HOLY FUCK IT IS
You must pay for your heresy against the forest, foul spunk of Satan's willy.
Present your neck, so that I may cut it.
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There are simply, too many Dubs for me to slay in timely matters.
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Ah! I nearly destroyed you, gentle peasant!
I am growing weak...
Just passing through, mi'lords.
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ive never gotten dubs
The quint is not real, my mommy said so!!
Fret not, I shall be allowed to enter.
OwO may i enter
may i pass, good sir?
N-no, you may not!
Raise thy shield and sword, and have at thee, vile jew! You shant take this forest like thou has the others!
No, not another!
I grow-w.. weaker-r.
Something is wrong. The dubs do not mend me, they, hurt me.. Someone has, poisoned the watershed.. .
fuck you dubs forest fag I'm going in
Here my kind sir
n-NO! You're mistaken, I-I've been here all along! Right? I just gotta scratch it off. See?!