ITT: we write a speech for American President Trump

ITT: we write a speech for American President Trump

Let me start by saying, I wrote this.

You

Maybe that flag identifies as a peace sign, you don't know it's life.

that dudes pretty cool, what's cringe about it

And we've finally done it, we've made America great again by

wednesday night

Rules: dubs determines what is said

Europe is purer than America

and might i remind you, i have the best words as you can see

Building on this
>all I want for Christmas is a wall

I made a poopy. I know, it's terrible but, eh, a turtle swims, right.

I am authorizing 24 hour drone strikes on the North Korean capital. Rocket Man, you're fired.

...I'm turning it over to Vice President Pence; I trust you all have a working knowledge of The Handmaid's Tale? Good luck.

Perfect.

Disregard that, I suck cocks

user, this is a Trump speech not you.admitting how much of a huge faggot you are.

i would suggest a black nigger dick for every white bitch

Are you trolling or just new?

Depends if you meet me at the gloryhole later

but that would take away the fun, plus mike pence would attempt to "treat us" if he found out.