Sup Forums and Sup Forums have given me a business idea

I have seen the light, guys. I'll start an immigration facilitator company for Europeans fleeing the sinking ship. Things like helping renting/buying real state and getting a job, plus providing valid advice on how to not act as a retarded foreigner and get robbed/kidnapped/killed.

I'll probably make a site and start advertising after this weekend but I just wanted to keep you guys posted about my slow revelation about how to start a business and become an entrepreneur. If you guys actually wanna leave you shitholes before it's too late, contact me on Skype, at brunobuccellati.

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>jumping from a sinking ship into one that is also sinking and on fire

Immigrate to where?
Sounds like a good idea

To Brazil, duh.

>go from a continent with the highest living standards and lowest crime rates in the world to one of the shittiest countries on Earth

No thanks, I'll take one or two Muslims over ever, EVER, sitting foot in
>Brazil


If it's to another safer place like East Asia, then I might consider it.

sorry bro, but why would any european want to go to brazil?

Can I be your business partner in the States?

nobody want to go to brazil
no offense

Anyone with basic economical and geopolitical knowledge would know it's basically as good as ever to move abroad, and especially Brazil. I'm not going to make a case since you're not even a potential costumer, lol.

Immigrating to the States legally is very hard, there's no point.

please I'll be your succboy when you visit

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I'd be willing to immigrate to the US, maybe even Canada/australia, once i've finished me diploma, but brazil is just, you know, shit.

Yeah moving from a stable economy and stable government, to the poor unstable political shitfest that is Brazil is not good. It is NOT as good as ever to move to Brazil.

If you've got to warn and teach people on not getting KIDNAPPED, ROBBED or KILLED, then you live in a shithole not even worth anyone's attention.

If your country has one of the highest crime rates on the planet, severe income inequality, political corruption and instability, no one in their right fucking minds would trade a kushty life in Europe for that, unless they're some adrenaline junkie or prefer living in a shithole.

It's not that I'm not a potential customer, barely anyone here with a shred of sanity left will want to go to a place filled with even more niggers and street shitters.

Have fun trying moving to the US! See if I care what you think about my country, lol. :^)

>Brazil takes european refugees
>eu refugees demand islamic immigration
>islamic get to immigrate by the millions
>eu refugees ruin all of south america again

I'm not going to move to the US or anywhere other than here. This is not a sinking ship. Things are looking up here.
The best political party is getting more and more support
The government does nothing that infringes on free speech or any of my rights
Little to no niggers or shitskins in my city
Things are cheap
Employment is reliable
Education is good
The weather is great, if not too warm these days

Hell has to freeze over before fucking BRAZIL thinks it can tell me that my country is a "sinking ship".

>this deluded

Praise kek!

Hope you're good at marketing desu

are brazilians the new indians?
>up and coming country
>superpower by 2020

>Indian superpower
>Implying that there is poo powered technology

Brazil is basically 50 years ahead of the west when it comes to demographics. Brazil is totally fucked beyond repair.

What would be the point of going to Brazil?

If I wanted to be part of a white elite in a country with questionable rule of law, where my children will be around niggers and probably marry one because of indoctrination, all I need to do is stay here...

Why would I chose Brazil over say Hungary?

Why would ANYONE move to Brazil? Seriously, I'd love to know. If EU is a sinking ship then Brazil is a ship that's been on the ocean flor for centuries.

I already gave you my Skype. If you had any real interest and aren't just shitposting, you can find me there. I'm compiling an actual doc answering things like that but it's only for the site and, you know, people who are really interested.

like anyone with half a brain would go to brazil after fleeing europe.

That's like dodging stepping into a pile of dogshit and diving into a pile of monkeyshit instead.

> immigrating to Brazil

Just finished compiling the doc, will make a site when bothered:

scribd.com/doc/313368859/Immigration

>Bring 300000 USD to Brazil! Become a millinaire!
>Millinaire
lol

>As the saying goes, you never invest when stocks are high, and "stocks" in Brazil are very low.
Nigger this in the first paragraph and you got me in stitches already

>what are typos

desu I like the Niggerian scam look all the best. I think I'll start referring to myself from now on as "Mr. Jim" just to trigger you guys all the most.