These guys are kind of cute, but I wonder what it would feel like to have these crawl on your dick or vagina...

These guys are kind of cute, but I wonder what it would feel like to have these crawl on your dick or vagina? I get pretty horny thinking about that slimy thing crawling on me...

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Nice dubs

Can you eat it?

Idk if you want to. But I heard if you don't cook them right you can get pretty sick user

I mean the closest I've been to letting an invertebrate fucking me, is when one time when I was a kid I pulled down my pants and let a giant earthworm crawl up my ass. It felt pretty good, but it freaked me out because when I stuck its head in there it instantly wanted to crawl in there and I had to pull it out almost immediately.

Thank you

Bump

Ok am I seriously the only one with this fantasy of having a lube monster smother my vagina and fill me up without impregnating me?

i want this also

go home tiff

honestly tho, im unable to have kids... getting pregnant is like a huge fetish of mine. and if its with snail babies, so be it. my bf and i will raise the snails as our own.

Guy or girl? Just curious

I'm sorry to hear that user :( hopefully your wish will come true...

girl

so are we talking regular oviposition or is there something that makes your kink unusual

lol, honestly just regular pregnancy, but ive always loved oviposition.

It's nice to hear that someone else shares my fetish
[spoiler]holy shit this sounds creepy sorry[/spoiler]

Fucking Christ I fucked up the tag

>regular pregnancy
pretty common. tonnes of girls have that as a kink when they're a teen, tonnes more get into it when they're late 20s. some carry on in the middle. I've had a few girls who loved me telling them how I was putting a baby in them as we fucked.

oviposition can be fun but I find it weird to roleplay. there's only so much I can get off on putting fake eggs in a girl.

how do you go about putting a fake egg in someone? its always been a fantasy thing, never wanted to act on it.

i make my bf do the same thing, i love it when he talks about how he's gonna knock me up right before he cums

Tits or GTFO

you first mate

>how do you go about putting a fake egg in someone
they sell really fancy dildos that do some weird shit like putting little egg things in, but if you want larger eggs you can just stuff them in there.

don't expect the dildos to look like anything other than alien tentacles though.

like I said, it's hard to roleplay that stuff. only did it once or twice.

Not that user but,
I've seen those! They look really fun to use but I'm sure they're expensive as hell. And you probably have to work up your vagina to handle stuff like that being shoved in there...

>I'm sure they're expensive as hell
they're not the cheapest, but the girl I used one with already owned it so I didn't really look into it.

>you probably have to work up your vagina to handle stuff like that being shoved in there...

you'd be surprised. if the girl can take a decent-sized dick, she can take multiple things the size of chicken eggs without any practice.

besides, you don't want it to be too easy. you want her to feel like she's being stretched and can barely take it.

What the fuck.

I want to push myself but sometimes I worry that I'm going to rip my insides somehow. Even though the walls of the vagina are supposed to be very durable.

People get pets like themselves which is why dog people are usually tribalistic groupthinkers and normies who will brown-nose anyone they perceive as an authority. Cat people tend to be highly intelligent introverts. Snail people are probably braindead.

Kek

What about the lizard people?

braindead, yet highly sexual.

Why are cat people so insecure? Why do they need to constantly self-validate?

Nice projections brah

Don't know how to answer this one..

There was some guy who worked at a caretaking facility for retards and some of the female retards made suggestive gestures like sucking his finger. He could have probably whipped his cock out and they would have sucked it. I sometimes fap to the thought, some female retards don't look half bad.

>Even though the walls of the vagina are supposed to be very durable.
always stretchier than you think.
>I worry that I'm going to rip my insides somehow.
you wont be able to do anything that does serious damage to yourself. if you hit the point of tearing, you will know well before you do more than break the skin a little.
Just make sure you're good and turned on before you try, take it slow, and stop if it hurts more than it feels good.
If you're too nervous to do it yourself, get your partner involved and use a safeword.

You can't just say "projections" and have it mean something. It has to actually be true and make sense in the context of the argument too.

But all of the arguments were true and you know it.

time.com/2798972/studies-show-cat-people-are-smarter-than-dog-people/

Therefore by clinging to accusations of self-validation, you are actually revealing that you are probably a butthurt dog/snail person.

the actual reason is toxoplasmosis

Huh so that's what it's called. Thanks user

Stop trying to fuck literally everything

Why didn't he just go for it? I think that some people with mental handicaps have at least some extensive knowledge in some cases. I don't think it's too far fetched for someone with a mental disability to have at least some sort of understanding of consensual intercourse.

I'm not saying I actually would do this, it's just a fantasy. Snails have feelings too, user.

Dumping.
For those who want sauce, it's Mushi Asobi by Chiba Tetsutarou.
Also contains insects, sealife and tentacles.

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so if i got a pet snail like this, what would make it the happiest?

for example, with a dog : you prepare and cook something with the dog (hes with you and knows what youre doing) then you sit down to eat, take ONE bite, and give the dog the rest. that seriously jerks the dog off.

cats are a bit harder to read and i have found they literally have preferred tastes that i see no trend to, like people. i had a cat that was retarded for cantaloupe and i gave him some whenever i had it, he would purr while munching into it.

>so what does this snail want most?

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wat

The quality content I come for

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because of course there's a manga about this... :\

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And that's it.
Hope you enjoyed.

There is a video by Queensnake with lesbians that fuck while snails crawl all over them, even their vagina.

It was banned by advertisers and she removed it because they refused to do business with her if she didn't.

You might be able to find it on torrent sites, not sure. I don't think so though.

And i'm not uploading my copy.

What's the name of this one?
Is there an nhentai link?

>And i'm not uploading my copy.
You might have the only copy of that historic porno, we must archive it.

Nevermind, just found the title, I'm fucking retarded.

i will fuck an iPhone X if I want to and it's none of your business to tell me I can't!

Simple fix;
Copy and paste the video, then upload the new copy.

I probably have more rare stuff there than anyone does. I used to search file lockers using Google before they changed their algorithm to exclude such sites. I had most of Queen snakes banned videos.

short version - you buy a jello egg mold and make eggs out of unflavored, unsweetened gelatin mix. the set gelatin starts to melt at just below body temp so there's no risk of anything getting 'stuck', though it will take a while - once made they can be inserted anally or vaginally, oral insertion is not recommended as they are an obvious choking hazard


... and no, this isn't something i've done, i just spend an unhealthy amount of time on /d/

Wait, don't upload it, put it on a bunch of USB drives with text files explaining what the context is and telling them to upload it.

There, you didn't upload it!

Why do this when you can just buy marble eggs and they fit perfectly. The girl even has to push and squeeze sort of like a bird to get it to come out. Seen them do it before. lol

And for my next task in archiving everything...
Actually, no.

How expensive are marble eggs...?

You might be the only one here with a vagina, assuming you even actually have one.

Also, tits or gtfo.

I am going to bed now. Goodnight goyim, and just remember nothing good ever comes from Jews. With Jews you lose! No porn for you goyim, ya hafta buy it at da store like everyone else!

*turns off all my seeds like I always do after downloading everything, oy vey*

This isn't Reddit you stupid bitch.

Yeah, but for me, I want it in the butt as I am male and do not wish for a vagina

No one gives a shit about Reddit fuck off

shit can get stuck... it doesn't happen often, but it happens. it's all fun and games until someone gets a marble egg lodged in their cooch or a dildo stuck up their ass and have to go to hospital and have a doctor jam a speculum up their and fish it out

the main reason gelatin is suggested is because you still get something firm, but pliable (the consistency of rubber, basically) that also conveniently melts into a liquid if it stays in you too long

I want it in both because I can lol

No, reddit would be [Text](/spoiler) if the mods added custom CSS that did that.
Because reddit formatting is superior to Sup Forums in every way possible.
We have tables, superscript, bold, headers, code blocks, and fucking custom CSS!

I just got done lodging a dildo up my ass while simultaneously using a dildo in my vag, felt fucking good, but holy shit user I didn't realize they could get stuck...
I'm going to look this up

what do you think flanged bases are for

this butplugs are designed that shape for a reason, it should be impossible to lose one inside you.

dildos are designed so you dont actually let go of the things in operation. if you're losing one inside you, its time to just buy a bigger dildo so you can maintain grip.

I mean, the one I shoved up my ass use to be for just my vag but then I replaced that one with a lifelike dildo.
Shit costs money.
Maybe next time I'll save up for flanged base one.

once saw a greentext about a med student who pulled a 12" horse dildo out of a guy's ass

which is why you don't take shit that wasn't specifically designed to safely inserted into an orifice and stick it into an orifice

butt plugs and dildos have flanged bases, giant rock eggs do not

>butt plugs and dildos have flanged bases
you'd be surprised how many dildos dont. there's a lot of smooth-all-the-way-down metallic finishes out there.

but yeah, no arguments from me. something you cant grip and pull out is always risky. even tampons come with a string.

Holy shit.. was it too big to be pulled out? Honestly though I think I would get more turned on having people remove it from me in that kind of sterile setting. Even though I'm afraid of going to the gyno...

I had a friend who was horribly embarrassed that she always got wet when she went to the gyno.

always got a good laugh out of it.

Linking some oviposition.

chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/1878373
chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4057317
chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/3523340
chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/1581283
chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/369555


Might also dump another comic for the egg enthusiasts.

>Honestly though I think I would get more turned on having people remove it from me in that kind of sterile setting.
Yeah, no... nothing sexually exciting about having a doctor jam an oversized speculum into your pussy, shove a pair of forceps in, and painfully remove a whatever-the-fuck you put up there

I've never been there before, ever. I want to start going but I've never exposed myself in such a way in front of anyone. Never had a sexual partner throughout my life. How would this even compare??