NZ/New Zealand thread
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good post 10/10
thanks bb
Why are IDs even gone?
Probably gonna get too drunk to kill myself
are you the cunt who shoots himself everyday?
any tins/weed in tauranga pls
Nah new count. My meds have stopped being affective
have you ever tried to just stop being miserable and be happy instead?
Dude. That is GENIUS.
I'm cured. Man can't believe I didn't think of this
no need to thank me. just show tits / dick
You don't want that
NZ is the best place on earth
yeah if you're a cuck / chinese / nigger / indian / faggot or all of the above.
this country is a fucking toilet
Has anyone got that Bella bj vid? Wellington or Dunedin Bella
What hair cut do I get tomorrow
no. just jack off to a porno and go to sleep.
What the discrd
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Will I get pussy with that?
chicks dig "older" looking guys
Some douche is claiming to have BJ vids of dunedin Bella. No proof yet, but same d-bag is asking for money in exchange for vids.
what about welly bella? anyone here know her?
she's fucking rank
dunedin bella!
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chch reporting in, getting wasted.
What,discord
#floppytits
#fuglycunt
Anyone from the coromandel in here, whitianga? Bored as fuck
>grow mushies
>never trip from them
>any effects are weak as
>just feel sick
>got no weed
RIP
going to berlin next week for work. planning on visiting one of those high end brothels. any advice?
*Grow poisonous fungus
If you're in Wellington and your name starts with an A I miss you. And I'm sorry for being an idiot and losing you.
Tuck the peepee around your right leg
But I do hope you're happy with him. That's all I ever wanted.
buy train tickets. amsterdam chicks are hotter
it's alright, I forgive you but I hope you can move on now
Whatever.
let me guess . . .. Alyssa?
I've moved on with my life, and so should you. It's too late to apologise. What's done is done.
Dude just go have look for it when it's cold enough, I fucking found some in the drive through at the Bombay maccas
No, albert
I like this moar?
Who the fuck wants to play some Monopoly
>high end brothels
why waste money at the expensive places when you can literally pay 60 euros and go to one of those "all you can fuck brothels"
HAHAHA SHOT G OI CUZZ WANNA HAV A HANGI GHEE
Alana here, fuck off jerry. I'm sick of you.
Someone try and get nudes out of this slut for me, kik is cellaliiroett
Wait, what are my initials tho. If it really is you and not some Sup Forumsro trying to cheer me up
give me a snapchat and I will
What the fuck are you talking about you retard?
But baby I luh u
fucking mushrooms you fat cunt
That you magpie??
come play some monopoly pogo.com
Pls help
>you need any dick pics?
clearly autistic
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whangamata
singles decides what i say next
You don't know what you're talking about though so stop.
my brother shot himself today.
Say this:
Smell my hot Kiwi cock, babe
should have shot you instead
High and tight, do it m8
say: "Hello nigger lips, please let me insert my erected penile stick into your vaginal interior.
I'll put my penis high and tight in your asshole in a minute m8.
call me 0.22 45.0 36.85
Sure.
Can we drink at the same time?
Also, is there such a thing as strip monopoly?
My old barber got fired for that
That's my mums number cunt
she hot?
she's a total milf
well. would you fuck her?
Sometimes I insert things into my butthole when Masturbating, its kinda dangerous because I sometimes dont look what it is, last time it was a sharpened faber castle pencil one of those ones with the gripped edges very nice ribbed on the asshole but the point stabbed me so it hurts now wat do?
Kewl. Your mums on nzg!
vote national
yeah, definitely
Looking good, but if you do more weights and add full cream to your protein shake you will add to your voluptuosity.
FUCK OFF YOU PIECE OF WHORE TRASH I'LL BURN YOUR DICK IN A FURNACE YOU FUCKED CUNTY
doit then. she love you right? gotta keep it in the family right? NZ everyone
like actual, the fuck your problem bro
fuck yeah cunts
david here, how are you my friend
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
wow, did you just insinuate that I am a FOOL wow
k
Same, last night I ended up with a Christmas tree up my ass. Star and all.
I should really take down last years decorations.
discord gg/dztDaa
Lol. U mad bro.
Thursday dranks? I'll join you. What are we drinking to? Celebration or misery?
need some good music guys.
same here. and it's simple existence youtube.com
NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE!
It's almost time to put them back up again.
Just wipe the shit off of them.
Blocked from the room.
Fuck you nibbas
Wow this song fucking sucks.
KEK, what's your name, I might unban you.