NZ/New Zealand thread

NZ/New Zealand thread

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good post 10/10

thanks bb

Why are IDs even gone?

Probably gonna get too drunk to kill myself

are you the cunt who shoots himself everyday?

any tins/weed in tauranga pls

Nah new count. My meds have stopped being affective

have you ever tried to just stop being miserable and be happy instead?

Dude. That is GENIUS.

I'm cured. Man can't believe I didn't think of this

no need to thank me. just show tits / dick

You don't want that

NZ is the best place on earth

yeah if you're a cuck / chinese / nigger / indian / faggot or all of the above.

this country is a fucking toilet

Has anyone got that Bella bj vid? Wellington or Dunedin Bella

What hair cut do I get tomorrow

no. just jack off to a porno and go to sleep.

What the discrd

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Will I get pussy with that?

chicks dig "older" looking guys

Some douche is claiming to have BJ vids of dunedin Bella. No proof yet, but same d-bag is asking for money in exchange for vids.

what about welly bella? anyone here know her?

she's fucking rank

dunedin bella!

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chch reporting in, getting wasted.

What,discord

#floppytits

#fuglycunt

Anyone from the coromandel in here, whitianga? Bored as fuck

>grow mushies
>never trip from them
>any effects are weak as
>just feel sick
>got no weed
RIP

going to berlin next week for work. planning on visiting one of those high end brothels. any advice?

*Grow poisonous fungus

If you're in Wellington and your name starts with an A I miss you. And I'm sorry for being an idiot and losing you.

Tuck the peepee around your right leg

But I do hope you're happy with him. That's all I ever wanted.

buy train tickets. amsterdam chicks are hotter

it's alright, I forgive you but I hope you can move on now

Whatever.

let me guess . . .. Alyssa?

I've moved on with my life, and so should you. It's too late to apologise. What's done is done.

Dude just go have look for it when it's cold enough, I fucking found some in the drive through at the Bombay maccas

No, albert

I like this moar?

Who the fuck wants to play some Monopoly

>high end brothels
why waste money at the expensive places when you can literally pay 60 euros and go to one of those "all you can fuck brothels"

HAHAHA SHOT G OI CUZZ WANNA HAV A HANGI GHEE

Alana here, fuck off jerry. I'm sick of you.

Someone try and get nudes out of this slut for me, kik is cellaliiroett

Wait, what are my initials tho. If it really is you and not some Sup Forumsro trying to cheer me up

give me a snapchat and I will

What the fuck are you talking about you retard?

But baby I luh u

fucking mushrooms you fat cunt

That you magpie??

come play some monopoly pogo.com/friend/join.do?sn=lk94l

Pls help

>you need any dick pics?
clearly autistic

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whangamata

singles decides what i say next

You don't know what you're talking about though so stop.

my brother shot himself today.

Say this:

Smell my hot Kiwi cock, babe

should have shot you instead

High and tight, do it m8

say: "Hello nigger lips, please let me insert my erected penile stick into your vaginal interior.

I'll put my penis high and tight in your asshole in a minute m8.

call me 0.22 45.0 36.85

Sure.
Can we drink at the same time?
Also, is there such a thing as strip monopoly?

My old barber got fired for that

That's my mums number cunt

she hot?

she's a total milf

well. would you fuck her?

Sometimes I insert things into my butthole when Masturbating, its kinda dangerous because I sometimes dont look what it is, last time it was a sharpened faber castle pencil one of those ones with the gripped edges very nice ribbed on the asshole but the point stabbed me so it hurts now wat do?

Kewl. Your mums on nzg!

vote national

yeah, definitely

Looking good, but if you do more weights and add full cream to your protein shake you will add to your voluptuosity.

FUCK OFF YOU PIECE OF WHORE TRASH I'LL BURN YOUR DICK IN A FURNACE YOU FUCKED CUNTY

doit then. she love you right? gotta keep it in the family right? NZ everyone

like actual, the fuck your problem bro

fuck yeah cunts

david here, how are you my friend

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

wow, did you just insinuate that I am a FOOL wow

k

Same, last night I ended up with a Christmas tree up my ass. Star and all.

I should really take down last years decorations.

discord gg/dztDaa

Lol. U mad bro.

Thursday dranks? I'll join you. What are we drinking to? Celebration or misery?

need some good music guys.

same here. and it's simple existence youtube.com/watch?v=2HVogejKx_c

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE!

It's almost time to put them back up again.

Just wipe the shit off of them.

Blocked from the room.
Fuck you nibbas

Wow this song fucking sucks.

KEK, what's your name, I might unban you.