Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find your dad on your bed like this

Wat do?

tell him ill suck his boner if his cock for 50euros.

Turn 540 degrees and walk very quickly away.

Not sure if I should call a psychiatrist or an exorcist...
Thanks, now I’m sad.

If it was your dad i start sucking his cute little cock

shout at him get the fuck outta my room!

I'd fuck the living hell out of him till I cum in his hairy smelly asshole

is that Terry Davis?

do a 360° turn and walk away

ask for a small loan of a million dollars

You guys have the strangest things happening all the time

You'd walk into him again you retard.....

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NO SHIT! newfag

>hi dad.

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commit patricide

you fucking idiot, 360 degree turn would put you facing him again

Take a picture and ask what Sup Forums would do

Wow, are you new to this website? Unlike me, of course, not only I know that by turning 360 degrees you would be turning the same direction and this is the joke and it is very funny(because I am a nerd I know this, you probably don't even know maths). I also have been visiting this website for a year. Wow you are so dumb, go read abook(I read a lot of books. I am anerd, i know), and maybe you will get the joke. Newfag.

My dad died 20+ years ago. And was cremated. I would be confused to say the least.

kek

Very good. Carry on, then.

chikin sandwiches mostly

Wonder the fuck he is doing out of his grave

ask daddy what he wants me to do

Tell him to leave, because he doens't fit my standards.

you fools let him gather power with trips last time