H-hey Anonymous! What's b-bothering you today?

H-hey Anonymous! What's b-bothering you today?

A little under the weather?
Feeling like the world just isn't getting better?
I'll h-help you through anything, whatever!

Just don't s-suffer in s-silence, Anonymous.

Alice

Sup

I'm bothered that only one episode of Young Sheldon comes out a week.

want to download new non TS movies but no... adno how.

I r-recommend you find better media.
B-but I can tell you right now, there isn't a p-pill for whatever you have,

You m-might want to join a private torrenting website d-dear. They tend to have them out q-quickest.

binge something on Netflix to kill time.

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I'd r-recommend not watching more than 2 hours of t-the same show a day. That's t-the point at which the dopamine response t-tends to level off.

You'd have more enjoyment if you split it up

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i just witnessed the death of my entire family by some manic wielding nothing but a pair of metal pliers.

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Oh h-hello Asterisks

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*blinks slowly* H-have you called the police yet?
I would advise you d-do so.

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>ended 6 year relationship
>broke a 1 month old phone in half
>just get call i didnt get picked for that awesome job
>just got results that i failed an exam
>only got money for 1 beer
its been shit lately i aint gonna lie.

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Hadn't seen your morning breads in a while what happened

Are y-you seriously spamming a morning thread manually? I'll b-be gone before it does anything!

Have y-you got money for groceries? If not, I'll p-pay for them.

*wraps her arms tightly around you*

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Feeling like I want this full

A l-lot of drama. Had t-to catch up on sleep, s-so had to wake up later

I hate how retarded and boring Sup Forums is. All people post here are facebook-tier threads, racist bait threads, political threads, suicidal emo threads and threads of people posting their penises. You can't have fun, wacky or interesting topics for threads otherwise they die.

What are you r-running away from, Anonymous?

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theres more to it than money, can you pay for my feels?

is that your adv?... which web dipshit

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i hope you die slowly and painfully

W-why not?

Look, let me speak frankly: Sup Forums has never been good. The vast majority of threads on Sup Forums in 2004 were porn, anime, video games, and other stupid as fuck shit.

It's ALWAYS been the case that getting good threads up required effort. It required making OC, it required pushing that OC, it required making thread after thread until Sup Forums warmed up to it. It required passion and commitment and so very very few people did it.

And now those people can find better outlets elsewhere, so why would they come here?

If you want Sup Forums to be better, make it better. Post OC, do a funny or interesting thing, and keep working at it. Be the change you wish to see in Sup Forums, Anonymous!

It IS still possible.

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I've been cutting myself off from the people around me because of my depressive low. I'm ashamed and afraid that they'll all leave me. But I just can't bring myself to talk to anyone. I just get to anxious.

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What do you think about friends that have mental issues that leech off their other friends for emotional stability? Would you recommend distancing yourself from a friend if you think your presence is keeping them from getting better themselves?

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Beta Faggot
Who stutters on a consonant?

>there isn't a p-pill for whatever you have,
Should I just an hero then?

Capitalism is a hellscape. I have no problem performing labor, I even enjoy it, but applying for jobs and having to beg for labor that no one respects is demeaning, soul crushing, and honestly harder than the labor is after you get the job. Having to deal with this every day if I want to be able to support myself makes me want to just die instead tbh

My problems and feelings.

you dont seem like the real alice

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no.. you should get lit.

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*smiles softly and closes her eyes* If I c-could, I think I'd f-feel better dear. S-sadly, the things you are talking about c-cannot be erased.

But. You can work towards making the future better.
Ended a r-relationship? That sucks! It's g-going to hurt for a long time; l-let it hurt. That pain is a r-reflection of how much you cared, of h-how much loss sucks.
Work on getting yourself back out there.

Broken phone? F-fuck! Get on ebay, get a low cost android and g-get back to it. That sucks you lost your awesome thing! I'm s-sorry that I c-can't buy you another one, but everyone needs a phone.

As for the job, I hate it for you. I w-worked my ass off to get into the job I am in n-now, and it took months of effort and call backs and failure failure failure! Put yourself b-back out there! Get on l-linked in, send out applications to jobs you don't even t-think you are qualified for.

Try. And you might get lucky.

And a man with only enough money for beer, well. That man might not have enough money to eat later in the week. So that's why I offer.

Because you deserve better Anonymous, but the world doesn't work that way. And it blows it doesn't work that way. So I'm trying to make it work that way by extending the only thing I can.

I'm sorry if it isn't enough.

Why? What did I ever d-do to you?

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shitted.com?

I don't think your alice you didn't stutter

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N-Nigger y-you got a lot of dog pooping p-pics.

>The vast majority of threads on Sup Forums in 2004 were porn, anime, video games, and other stupid as fuck shit.
Sounds better than this facebook normie fap hub.

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HOLY SHIT I THINK IT'S STEGANOGRAPHY

I'm a g-girl dear

I love you Alice.

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*blinks slowly* I've n-never had to beg anyone for a job, s-so maybe I'm missing something; w-what field do you work in?

In w-what way?

Why are you s-still running dear?

My friend left me because he thinks my girlfriend is controlling

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S-so get to makin' threads!

i'm not?.. way better at adv than that stupid cunt.

(previous)

See, I have this friend that has admitted to being in love with me in the past.. I care about him but not in the way he cares about me and I'm fairly sure he wouldnt feel the way he does about me if he had more security in himself. I get frustrated at times because it almost seems emotionally manipulative when I tell him to move on and find a woman that can return his feelings only to watch him destroy every new relationship hes in because he can't get over his feelings for me or his desire to "help" me
Am I wrong for thinking this person is a leech? He doesn't have a job, doesnt leave his house, defends my honor whether i ask him to or not.. quite frankly the only reason I havent dropped him is because all of my other friends will think I'm cold for doing so. How do I make someone live for themselves when they are content residing in my shadow?

Might I add only friend

I l-love you too.

*blinks* What's up w-with the weird quotes?

W-what is adv?

Alice, can you post your chatroom link?

I still love Alice, she has helped me alot in the past

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Diagnosed w/ persistent genital arousal disorder after cumming in the nurse's hands during a penile examination

Stop this s-s-s-shit

N-no

*blinks slowly* W-why would what other people think matter t-to a decision you make for yourself?

Be your own person, Anonymous. If you believe this person is a leech and is harming you or themselves by being near you, then cut them off.

This really isn't about their actions; it's about YOUR actions. You can't control them; all you can control is yourself.

So make a choice and live with it. That's all I can say.

>I'm a girl
TITS OR GTFO

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I s-sure can

I do, and since they aren't normie bait people don't post in them.

something you're shitty at.

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Right, but how do I make this person realize what the are doing is wrong so they dont just do this to someone else? I actually try to help my friends you know. If you were in a similar situation do you think you could make the decision to drop someone like this?

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Just trying to stand out among this cesspool of spam so you notice me and help me cope

why not? chatroom makes me feel less lonely.
you are not helpful at all.

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Circlejerkers reserved.

What a bitch

I don't work in any field, that's the problem. I've briefly held fast food jobs in the past, but I had to move away from them for various reasons, and even then it felt like I was lucky to have even managed to get those jobs

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S-so keep makin' em? And d-don't stop?
Like I said, you gotta be PASSIONATE about it.

But I'm q-quite fine at spelling

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Please, this is nothing. Plus, I think you're vastly underestimating Alice's powers of attention.

K

I s-simply don't have time t-to be in there today, s-so there is no point in posting it.

*blinks slowly* Okay, w-what is your education then? What skill s-set do you have? what do you WANT to do?

Y

I am passionate, I try every day, but no-one comes. Look, see:

IS your g-girlfriend controlling?

S

someone post alice leaked butt picture