It's 1.15 pm in the UK and I'm having two glasses of sherry. Am I an alcoholic?

It's 1.15 pm in the UK and I'm having two glasses of sherry. Am I an alcoholic?

I've been having three glasses in the evening pretty much daily for the past few days, and I keep getting a pretty strong urge to down the whole bottle and maybe some vodka too. Am I turning into an alchoholic?
I know it's not exactly a masculine drink, idgaf

Just shit taste in alcohol.. try meth instead

I'm good thanks.

I lived in the UK for a brief period. It's probably just because it's a shity cesspool there and you need alcohol to forget about how fucking terrible everything is.

No. I've been up all night and am waiting for the liquor store to open in the midwest. I am an alcoholic.

>>I'm at least 1 litre of vodka down already

Fuck you scrub.

eat shit nigger. The UK may be shit, but it's better than any-where else on this fuck-blasted rock of failure and cuckery.

>I'm having two glasses of sherry. Am I an alcoholic?

no, your an old lady.

How is it better than Hawaii? Or new Zealand? Or Switzerland? Answer me faggot

this explains why you're so bad at making decisions

You'll have a shot of my cum, too

Would you suck me off for a pint of vodka?

No, keep drinking sherry. The whiskey industry needs those barrels.

Fuck me in my tight hole

Old ladies give great head

An alcoholic starts drinking at 8 am and doesn't stop till late evening when they pass out, repeat almost everyday. An alcoholic also loses their job because of drinking.

My alcoholic uncle in Eastern Europe

I don't suck dick for anything but weed.

Good way to break that dangerous chilvalry.

rolling for dubs

Fuck off

people aren't that stupid right?