Chelsea vs Man Utd pre match

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>Martial, Rooney, Rashford, Ibrahimovic all out

We've lost this haven't we?

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can you make a WC18 final pre match too?

Ye, Germany won't be in it

you take that back or somebody's gonna get injured

*wins da bremier bowl and da fug cup*

About time the Italian manlet was exposed

Ye, it will be Hummels and Boateng when pacey nigs are going past them

The call that saved United?

tomorrow in leeds. me and you. 10pm

:(

Nah

fookin poofter. im outta here then. time to scram

Who can he play up front?? If he plays that meme Fellaini i might not even watch it

Either him or Mkhitaryan. I can see it being Fellaini imo, Mou will park the bus hard.

Mickey Aryan?

Are you fucking ready?

#Pray4Chelsea

Mkhi's not a CF tho.

Can't see Mou going full meme and playing a false 9 too

0-0 """tactical""" match by footballing """""genius""""" Mourinho

Would Celebrate / 10

Yeah except it can't end 0-0 you absolute mong.

Why do you insult him?

It's just banter you cunt

------------------------De Gay
Valencia--Smalling--Jones--Rojo
---------------------Carrick
-------------Herrera-------Poobag
Mickey----------Fellaini------------Mata

-------------------------Costa
---------------Hazard----------Willian
Alonso-------Matic----------Kanté-------Azpi
---------Aké----------DLuiz---------Cahill
------------------------Courtois

or.. you know, pedro and moses like normal

Can see Ashley Young playing tmrw got a feeling he will be included

>we
(You) already lost when Chelsea were drawn as the opponent. Conte at the moment is two levels above >mouyes both tactically and motivationally, he could take West Brom squad and still defeat Manure tomorrow. The fact Ibrahimovic is banned nullified any chance they stood and changed the most likely outcome from 3:1 to another 4:0

>mfw Jose is playing Mind Games (tm) and Are Wayne is actually fit
>mfw he bags himself a hattie (hattrick)

Oh look it's the ABU Slovak

Azpi doesn't play wingback Wtf
This is Man United so it's gonna be Moses and Pedro

Hazard will get a brace, cap this post.

>make /customer/ general thread
>not expecting ABUs to show up

mkhi will be injured by then

>s-stop bullying me

>Azpi doesn't play wingback Wtf
there is no position azpi doesn't play

>Hazard is lazy

definitely has that big game feel to it

will conte celebrate goal nr 4 again?

jesus wtf, this cant be real. pogbe is a number 6, isn't he?

it's a pre match thread you weirdo

He is also has the most take ons in Europe since 14-15

He should do the "Sorry" celebration like players do when they score against their former team

What the fuck happened with Hazard last year? A mixture of Mourinho and not being in shape? He played pretty well towards the end of the season.

You know it.

>0 (zero) British Chelsea fans ITT

hmmm...

Specifying Pogba's role would be pointless, he has already transcended traditional understanding of positional duties
>Makelele's defensive tenacity
>Vieira's box-to-box instinct
>Zidane's ball control and incisive passing
He only played on the wing once (CL final) but everyone surely remembers the performance that put Pires to shame. That's why I list him simply as Midfielder. In truth, only one term describes him properly - Pogba.

You

plus a back injury, so he was just jogging around and passing backwards not daring into a crowd where he knows he'll be kicked down

it's just an observation. did I hurt your feelings lad?

This Slovak's devotion to sarcastically insulting Man United is just wonderful.

express.co.uk/sport/football/769868/Eden-Hazard-Chelsea-Premier-League-News-Gossip-Latest
>Last season everyone knows I was not good enough
>So I started this season well – fit, with no injuries and it is better to play when you are ready
>It is always a difficult to come back after a bad season, but the boss changed something and tried to give us more confidence
So exactly what you suggested, out of shape and >mouyes couldn't motivate him

A little bit user.

He's at his peak now, 5 take-ons per match with 77% success rate is unbelievable number

just park the bus and win on penalties. ez.

I might have to avoid Sup Forums tomorrow. As a customer I might not be really for the shit kicking we are about to endure.

Seriously, Conte just erased 6 years of Mouyes in just half of a season.

No one will ever sing 'Rosé Moureinho' - and that makes Mouyes angry and confused. He knows is past due, but he can't accept it. He's just trying and trying, with no end in sight.

Deep inside of him he knows the ultimate truth: The titles,the money, the fame, the slut daughter/wife and the faggot son - glories of a recent past that doesn't make him happier. Not anymore.

There is no escape, José. You have to take the last step.

Doubt it. Mourinho still marks the point that Chelsea went from Spurs-tier to Real/Barca/Bayern-tier. Even if he literally never wins a trophy again, Chelsea fans will love him for that.

i take a liking to you based slovak

He is pretty based

is he really gonna sign for Madrid next season?

where would he even play?

I don't understand your gimmick. Do you like or dislike Mou?
Apparently he is happy at Chelsea unless they want to sell him

They are working on a contract extension at the moment, so I doubt it.

is his son actually gay?

------------------------De Gea
------------Bailly Smalling Rojo
Valencia Herrera Carrick Pogba Shaw
-------------Mkhitaryan Fellaini

I'm not sure whether to play Smalling or Jones. They're both shit.

Lingard will score

No healthy strikers, my ass. Mourinho is throwing the game b/c he wants out of the competition. He only cares about getting in the Champions League now.

He said if he left, it would be on a high with the CL. Makes for kino that he came to >us because Drogba won the CL and he leaves us in a similar fashion.

what happened to rashford

Watch Pogba during Kante's goal vs United.

he has a virus, supposedly.

>win the biggest meme trophy in English football
>won't crack top 4 or win anything else
>this team unironically broke the transfer fee for a dabbing nigger this season

Kek

Okay, so there's one Portuguese on Sup Forums who loves Mourinho, and there's another who absolutely despises him. That is, unless there's really only one Portuguese with bipolar disorder or multiple personalities.

Some guy wearing a Manchester United kit must have raped you repeatedly when you were a kid. That's the only way I can explain your bizarre and pathetic obsession with the club.

>Mirror says neither Rooney, Rashford nor Martial traveled with the team
James Wilson confirmed to start

he was on loan then got recalled due to a long term injury lad. it will unironically be fellaini.

>de gay

>This man elbows your CB and doesn't get a red card
wat do

The guy from House?

Oh, poor kid
Lingard can play there too I guess.

Prick

Buy him some fresh broccoli

Why doesn't the FA simply allow United to lend a player from another team? Aguero lives in the same city so he could come in to aid to make the game more fair.

>scores 2 'accidental' own goals before the United bench figure it out and rush to sub him off

Tbf it would be in his best interest to knock Chelsea out

>this statistic picture
>this flag
I feel sick.

>United scored 7 offside goals and conceded 9 onside goals that were rules offside this season
>still 6th

What did they mean by this?

sqwaqua is a slovakian invention with the intention of denigrating Pogba and making up stats values for Chelsea/Juventus players with no significance at all. Do not trust that site.

pic is the real defensive contribution of Hazard, the belgian pussy

now for Paul the great one

>to Real/Barca/Bayern-tier.
kek no

>Chelsea fans will love him for that
no

Where's that stat from?

I believe they mentioned it on Sky or BT a while ago when they were talking about United.

>mfw Marouane Fellaini scores the winner in the 92nd minute

>as Cahill is laid out with a black eye

It's gonna be a Pogba shot in 90+14

Some Slavbait if I've seen it

Specific predictions
>Boring 2-0 Chelsea win coming. Chelsea score early, United have spells of pressure to make up for it but as always do nothing with it. Pogba and Herrera take turns kicking the ball into the stands until Chelsea score in the 74' and put the game away, followed by several lazy unsuccessful dives by Utd players, leading to at least one booking for simulation, likely Mkhitaryan.

N E R V O U S

>go on Sup Forums
>see thread
>literally no fucking strikers
>look on bbc
>Mourinho saying he's not bringing youngsters
>smalling definitely playing
whats the point? Its a certain Chelsea win and possibility of a slaughter

Early penalty goal from ManU and the ultimate bus parking for a 0-1

penalty goal at wot minute?

11th

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