>orbiter 2 texts me to see if I'm busy >wait two hours, finally answer 'no' >he calls me right away and ask if 'm-maybe we c-could hang out? >I play 'I don't know' game, but in the end I tell him he can come over >I prepare the setting in the meantime >when he finally comes, I invite him to my room >'hey, orbiter 2, can you help me with something?' >he enthusiasticly agrees >'I'm buying new lingerie, hoped you could tell me which set do you like more' >he gets a bit antsy but agrees anyway >we spend next 2 hours on browsing different lingerie stores, some stuff are really kinky, some cute >I buy some new bras, panties, garter belt and stockings >every time before I click 'buy it' I ask him if he thinks it would look good on me, if the material doesn't seem to be too rough, etc >at that point he's visibly exhausted, his breathing is labored and he's red and covered with sweat, holding a pillow on his lap to cover boner >decide it's enough, but I need to buy one more bra, bandeau type >I get my old, similar one from drawer >'can you take a look what size is it?' >his hands shake when he touches it, looks like he might start crying >he gets up, stutters 'I have to use bathroom' >when he gets back I tell him I bought that sapphire lacy model >'Chad likes this colour, and we may... meet at the next party' >orbiter 2 looks bewildered, enraged and devastated at the same time >'C-chad? You like him?' >'Yeah, but don't tell anyone, ok? It will be our secret' >I bid him goodbye, and thank for helping me with online shopping >'you are such a good friend! It's so strange that you still can't find a girlfriend'
This broken look on his face when he was leaving my house, priceless. Also, fucker fapped in my bathroom. Why are guys so fucking disgusting?
Daniel Brooks
TL;DR. Tits or gtfo.
David Anderson
>This broken look on his face when he was leaving my house, priceless The broken look on my face when i was leaving her house Fixed
Blake Young
You know the rules.
William Bennett
this
Owen Stewart
Agreed
Adam Perez
I hope you get raped by chad and his nigger friends OP
Michael Rivera
virgins pretending to be girls baiting virgins
Ryan Martinez
Had to look up "bandeau type". Even if this thread is shit I learned something. >Dick or GTFO >implying there's girls on the internet
Bentley Thompson
as a real female with real beta orbiters, can confirm no one actually does this
Michael White
>real female >female (male) (female)
Chase Stewart
What a cruel heartless bitch
Parker Green
They do You're just not stacy enough
Julian Allen
more pics of chicks
James Cooper
why are people saying beta orbiters as if its not just a phrase OP made up for his bait?
Noah Lewis
because it uses terms that make sense. You know exactly what he means when OP says orbiters.
What doesn't realize is that they're only trapped in her orbit because she has the mass of the sun.
Connor Bennett
i actually recently learned that beta orbiters is actually a thing
thankfully i realized long time ago that you cant be just friends with women, so i never knew things like ''orbiters'' actually exist
poor guys
Jason Gray
the concept is definitely a thing. The phrase beta orbiters is definitely not a thing. Definitely not a phrase a girl would come up with. Lets not keep saying it.
Samuel Allen
r9k call them orbiters i believe
normies call them ''male friends''
Ryan Morris
This.
And checked.
Captcha: Balsham Turia
Grayson Mitchell
That sounds like something r9k would come up with. God those guys are faggots.
Brandon Clark
she cute, who is?
Justin Long
mfw >my betas in orbit
Aiden Hall
honest question
what do male friends do with girls who are their friends as well?
never understood the concept
Josiah Wood
hang out and play video games?
Justin Sullivan
lel
Blake Smith
ew, but girls are fucking garbage at vidya
Mason Gray
theres that japanese girl thats mad good at street fighter.
Aaron Garcia
> girl > girls > girl
its like saying there is this one girl thats really good at UFC
sure there are exceptions, even broken clock is right twice a day
generally speaking women are horrid at vidya
having ''women friends'' to play vidya with is the most cucked thing you can do to yourself
why u punish yourself so hard user?
Ethan Lee
wow thats a grower right there
Austin Brooks
this is the equivalent of "it was my privilege"
Kayden Long
also its definitely her japeneseness that makes her good, not the fact shes female. My gf is a master pokemon player, she knows all the catch rates and meta stats for red yellow and silver. I think girls inherent, do whats popular and post it on instagram motivations have made all the stupid bitches play games which has in turn changed the global opinion on their abilities.
Josiah King
/thread
Aaron Russell
you get high and ignore them when they call to make them fall all over themselves to help you whenever you want something.
Jace Roberts
tl;dr: I cuck a socially awkward guy while at the same time being cucked by chad. Ill end up a used up cum dumpster, alone, with no one to be with.
Why do the women think they are winning in this arrangement?
Take it from a former chad, we use, abuse, and deposit cum into girls like this. When they want to be our only fling we throw them to the side. Why would I seriously date a girl like this? Ill fuck you to be sure, but when im done Ill be dating the cute conservative good girl who hasnt taken miles of dick.
Cooper Turner
hahahahahahah priceless bait. But these things happen. Oh I love it.
Owen Russell
femanon here.... we have conversations, hang out, go to the shops, play videogames..... what do you think we do??? kys
Julian Sanchez
Hang out?
Justin Moore
your male friends are not interested in you sexually?
im not surprised, ugly girls can have true male friends.
i always had a thing for below average girls, theyre so shy its super cute
Jose Evans
op is clearly a landwale who wants to be an alpha with beta orbiters but can't get them
so she makes these stories up on the internet
a shameful nigga
Joseph Garcia
Ladies, you should know the drill by now. Tits and time stamp. I bet you call them "orbiters" for a reason.
Joshua Nguyen
Thought she had a phat cock
Gabriel Williams
come on lads, dont be retards. There are no girls in this thread. You make all the previous bants look redundant by still not getting it.
Angel Bell
>decide to check back on Sup Forums >see this thread >read replies And I'm out again
Cameron Evans
If you can't have a casual friendship with someone of the other sex you're probably not a very charismatic individual. (or not old enough to be on Sup Forums)
Blake Parker
Yep. Very weird kinda shit posting.
Connor Baker
That's what newfriends say to fit in. Think of this as sign/counter-sign. It must be done, no matter the bait.
Jeremiah Perry
So she's literally one of us?
Camden Rogers
>pregnant.
Benjamin Green
exactly
Aaron Butler
sounds like something not a very attractive person would type