Femanons, how do you torture your beta orbiters?

Femanons, how do you torture your beta orbiters?

>orbiter 2 texts me to see if I'm busy
>wait two hours, finally answer 'no'
>he calls me right away and ask if 'm-maybe we c-could hang out?
>I play 'I don't know' game, but in the end I tell him he can come over
>I prepare the setting in the meantime
>when he finally comes, I invite him to my room
>'hey, orbiter 2, can you help me with something?'
>he enthusiasticly agrees
>'I'm buying new lingerie, hoped you could tell me which set do you like more'
>he gets a bit antsy but agrees anyway
>we spend next 2 hours on browsing different lingerie stores, some stuff are really kinky, some cute
>I buy some new bras, panties, garter belt and stockings
>every time before I click 'buy it' I ask him if he thinks it would look good on me, if the material doesn't seem to be too rough, etc
>at that point he's visibly exhausted, his breathing is labored and he's red and covered with sweat, holding a pillow on his lap to cover boner
>decide it's enough, but I need to buy one more bra, bandeau type
>I get my old, similar one from drawer
>'can you take a look what size is it?'
>his hands shake when he touches it, looks like he might start crying
>he gets up, stutters 'I have to use bathroom'
>when he gets back I tell him I bought that sapphire lacy model
>'Chad likes this colour, and we may... meet at the next party'
>orbiter 2 looks bewildered, enraged and devastated at the same time
>'C-chad? You like him?'
>'Yeah, but don't tell anyone, ok? It will be our secret'
>I bid him goodbye, and thank for helping me with online shopping
>'you are such a good friend! It's so strange that you still can't find a girlfriend'

This broken look on his face when he was leaving my house, priceless. Also, fucker fapped in my bathroom. Why are guys so fucking disgusting?

TL;DR. Tits or gtfo.

>This broken look on his face when he was leaving my house, priceless
The broken look on my face when i was leaving her house
Fixed

You know the rules.

this

Agreed

I hope you get raped by chad and his nigger friends OP

virgins pretending to be girls baiting virgins

Had to look up "bandeau type".
Even if this thread is shit I learned something.
>Dick or GTFO
>implying there's girls on the internet

as a real female with real beta orbiters, can confirm no one actually does this

>real female
>female (male) (female)

What a cruel heartless bitch

They do
You're just not stacy enough

more pics of chicks

why are people saying beta orbiters as if its not just a phrase OP made up for his bait?

because it uses terms that make sense. You know exactly what he means when OP says orbiters.

What doesn't realize is that they're only trapped in her orbit because she has the mass of the sun.

i actually recently learned that beta orbiters is actually a thing

thankfully i realized long time ago that you cant be just friends with women, so i never knew things like ''orbiters'' actually exist

poor guys

the concept is definitely a thing. The phrase beta orbiters is definitely not a thing. Definitely not a phrase a girl would come up with. Lets not keep saying it.

r9k call them orbiters i believe

normies call them ''male friends''

This.

And checked.

Captcha: Balsham Turia

That sounds like something r9k would come up with. God those guys are faggots.

she cute, who is?

mfw
>my betas in orbit

honest question

what do male friends do with girls who are their friends as well?

never understood the concept

hang out and play video games?

lel

ew, but girls are fucking garbage at vidya

theres that japanese girl thats mad good at street fighter.

> girl
> girls
> girl

its like saying there is this one girl thats really good at UFC

sure there are exceptions, even broken clock is right twice a day

generally speaking women are horrid at vidya

having ''women friends'' to play vidya with is the most cucked thing you can do to yourself

why u punish yourself so hard user?

wow thats a grower right there

this is the equivalent of "it was my privilege"

also its definitely her japeneseness that makes her good, not the fact shes female. My gf is a master pokemon player, she knows all the catch rates and meta stats for red yellow and silver. I think girls inherent, do whats popular and post it on instagram motivations have made all the stupid bitches play games which has in turn changed the global opinion on their abilities.

/thread

you get high and ignore them when they call to make them fall all over themselves to help you whenever you want something.

tl;dr: I cuck a socially awkward guy while at the same time being cucked by chad. Ill end up a used up cum dumpster, alone, with no one to be with.

Why do the women think they are winning in this arrangement?

Take it from a former chad, we use, abuse, and deposit cum into girls like this. When they want to be our only fling we throw them to the side. Why would I seriously date a girl like this? Ill fuck you to be sure, but when im done Ill be dating the cute conservative good girl who hasnt taken miles of dick.

hahahahahahah priceless bait. But these things happen. Oh I love it.

femanon here.... we have conversations, hang out, go to the shops, play videogames..... what do you think we do??? kys

Hang out?

your male friends are not interested in you sexually?

im not surprised, ugly girls can have true male friends.

i always had a thing for below average girls, theyre so shy its super cute

op is clearly a landwale who wants to be an alpha with beta orbiters but can't get them

so she makes these stories up on the internet

a shameful nigga

Ladies, you should know the drill by now. Tits and time stamp. I bet you call them "orbiters" for a reason.

Thought she had a phat cock

come on lads, dont be retards. There are no girls in this thread. You make all the previous bants look redundant by still not getting it.

>decide to check back on Sup Forums
>see this thread
>read replies
And I'm out again

If you can't have a casual friendship with someone of the other sex you're probably not a very charismatic individual. (or not old enough to be on Sup Forums)

Yep. Very weird kinda shit posting.

That's what newfriends say to fit in. Think of this as sign/counter-sign. It must be done, no matter the bait.

So she's literally one of us?

>pregnant.

exactly

sounds like something not a very attractive person would type