A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you wanna be m-my b-boyfriend?

>A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you wanna be m-my b-boyfriend?

What's your response?

Speak properly, you fucking moron.

Nah sry not capable of having a relationship with other human beings

No, thank you! I'd give you a creampie however?

girls are gross

Sure

Stop with this autistic horseshit and kill yourself.

Too busy being a fuck up to be committed to anyone.

Bar the barn door, knock her down, rip her clothes off, rape her outside the barn while her friends watch helplessly.
Occasionally look directly at them and smile evilly as I'm balls deep in her cunt.

I'd smack the stutter out of her

No, get away from me, you are violating the NAP.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
What? You want alimony? Fuck you, I bet you fucked a nigger.

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No I'm engaged.

>feelsgoodman

"Depends on how big your dick is"

Well, u don't like fat cows like you. If u will loose 10 pounds I might consider it. Also get down on your knees and suck that dogo over there off. You have to prove that you are a good little slut. And now show me your penis

idk she looks untrustworthy she's giving me bad vibes

I agree, this moment calls for a violent cock sucking.
[spoiler]Go on then, whip it out[/spoiler]

"This is the number of an excellent speech therapist you autistic cunt"

no, go be someone elses semen demon.
life is shit enough without a nagging cunt making it worse

this

n-n-n-no f-f-fuck no

Well, I'm clearly dreaming again. Fuck this bitch, imma go fly instead.

I really have to stop dropping so much acid that straw heap is eyebanging me...again

Wake up

I don't fuck dudes

> you like me? Really? Ok y‘all watch dis!

Start running and jump out of the next window

i lost

If you're not a trap, I'm not interested.

What's my response?

Pic related

>If you're not a trap, I'm not interested.

DIE FAGGOT DIE

Fucking shit thread sage all the way

Do you cook?
How much money do you make?
Enumerate at least 5 hobbies of yours.
How much money do you spend every week?
Tell me the last 5 books you red.

Nah, I don't wanna be tied down.

girl probably wouldn't be an autistic retard such as you are, so she wouldn't stutter if she asks. stop fapping to hentai and go out to meet some girls.

STOP REPOSTING THIS TRASH.

>Yes please

I'm mote than twice your age

;_;

Sorry, I have a girlfriend. We can be buds though, what are your hobbies?

Already taken though. + Why the fuck would I want to date a 15 y old?

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I-it's okay, I guess. I've s-seen bigger. Jamal down the street was so massive

No

Do you have a benis?

>sure. Now go back to the kitchen.

I'll hit a bitch with a stutter, I ain't scared.

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Wake up

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lol as if I would ever date a deaf redneck with a speech impediment

>no lips
>asymmetrical features
Too British to be attractive
>no lines on her face
Hasn't even lived yet
Is boring & ignorant

What I'm about to tell you is the truth, NASA has built a device, an artificial sun simulator and placed it in heliosykronus orbit outside Earth's atmosphere. NASA technology is very highly advanced and they are able to cloak (hide) are real solar sun. Are real sun is not white but more yellow in color. Because the sun is 93 million miles away, they are able to completely cover the real solar sun, the device also has lenses that bend light like a prism, but hear is how you can see the real solar sun and the fake sun.
1.) You will need (2) pairs of sunglasses.
UV sunglasses with the darker tint on the upper part of the lenses work excellent.
2.) While wearing one pair of sunglasses close one eye and look at the sun, hold the other pair of sunglasses 10 inches in front of the other pair. Slowly bring the the other pair closer closer to your eye like a telescope. You will see 2 suns. One will appear white, the fake sun, the other will be yellow, are real solar sun. They may appear a different color depending on the tinted color of your sunglass lense. If you do this technique correctly, you will see 2 suns. The solar sun and the fake sun.
This is the honest truth.
NASA explain !
722tt4

You've got an STD.

sorry, I only date girls who were born with a vagogo

Please learn the difference between "are" and "our". While you're at it, how about "hear" and "here". Uneducated savage.

irregardless isn't a word

Well, it depends. Do you have a penis?

i'd love too ;)

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Tits or gtfo

*I must go buy some eggs.

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damn you seem to be the smartest person i have ever met.

Yes, I watch and enjoy Rick and Morty. No, I do not think it makes me "smart". It's just a goddamn tv show, not a textbook. People who say they are smart because they watch Rick and Morty piss me off. Thinking that watching a cartoon makes you smarter is absolutely retarded.

Y-you too...

>Are ya a trap?

That's my answer

I don't think you fully appreciate that normies can't follow science humor and nihilism

haha i very vaguely remember this episode

"I would love to, but I can't. I'm a toxic, self-destructive piece of shit that hurts everyone who cares about him. You think you want this, but you don't."

What? Reword that into something coherent.

>Complete silence

Sp sp spits and sw swallows

Fucking cringe

Staggers me that people can obviously SEE what this guy's issue is, but are too cowardly to tell him.

maybe *sniff* maybe