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user,
what are some of your life goals ?

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I want to steal one Julian Casablanca's jackets.

I want to take a picture with the Pope but then pinch his mid-shot.

I want a cheetah

I want to go to space

I want to learn how to play eugene's trick bag on acoustic guitar, just in case I ever run into the devil and have to beat him at playing the guitar

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finally, I want to fuck a chink

oops, i meant pinch his ass mid-shot

Die

1. Buy a house.
2. Get a better job.
3. Get in shape.
4. Skydive.
5. Climb Mt. Everest.
6. See Katy Perry naked.

>math PhD
>global genocide

To have one

get my degree
get a job after getting my degree
get my own place after getting a job
make a habit of brushing my teeth regularly
create useful software that becomes popular
stop being fat

To fuck my sister

to read / watch the last ep of one piece
i dont think ill make it

To save the planet with a population reducing genocide.

Become an animator. Make my own cartoon.


I currently can't even draw good quality stickmen.

>implying the planet won't recover from anything we'll do in time

To find a guy that isnt dominant

>tfw dominant girl but every guy who likes me is a braindead dominant

how u think it will end ?

>dominant girl
Found the problem

im guessing luffy will die and start up another pirate era or some shit i think some one one the crew will die and that will make luffy go gear-22 and fuck up who ever killed the crew mate

ill get dominated if you want

>become a judge
>fuck a chick from every continent
>visit iceland

By dominating what do you mean ?

Like you like choking dudes while you're riding them, humiliation, etc.

Or do you just like to get on top and control how you ride/sit on his face?

Fuck off lmao

Fuck Bitches
Get money

what else is there really?

Not really brutal like choking or humiliation, i like to be the one in charge and giving orders tho

Like for example i'd be like "get on your knees and worship my ass" and the ideal response id want would be "yes mam"

yes mam

>Finish med school
>Finish neurosurgery residency
>Make 500k/yr (Eh, fucking Canada)
>5 Kids
>45 Hour work weeks

Personally I wouldn't be into the "get on your knee" part. Second part would and would def get that response.

If it were like eat my pussy till I cum all on your tongue I would be diving headfirst.

I want to get a job thats fulling

I want to see the world

I want to help make a noticeable impact on this world

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money

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Look at all this iced tea. I own them all

>Create a company like SpaceX but with sex robots
>Basically be the Elon Musk of Robotic Waifus
>Get a national defense contract and sell my militarized robo-waifus to the US millitary
>Betray humanity and actually create SkyNet
>Be king of the militarized robot sex waifus
>Take a robotic Hatsune Miku as my wife
>Conquer alien planets and join all known life into the robotic/technological singularity

Finish my CIMA course (chartered accountancy)

Own a golden retriever

earn enough money to support 4 kids (comfortably)

FInd a job I love that pays well

Be able to kill an American with zero consequences

which episode of gdp is that

Break the record for the largest loss of human life in a single moment

A lot of you faggots have unrealistic goals
I just want to find a job that I enjoy and be happy

make a good computer game, im in the progress of doing it

Thats not a difficult goal chump. Anyone can do that. Try harder

being a billionaire

>buy a house
Probably do this next year. Got most of the money I need for a deposit saved up and got a good enough job for a mortgage

>find gf, have kids
yeah no idea how i'm gonna do this 1. Sitting at pc playing runescape and WoW in all my free time for the majority of the last 10 years has made me too autistic.

it's just true, normally the girl is bottom

>also woman life goal:
>find a man

also normal

>Buy my on house (something 100-150years old, with a garden and old trees)
>Live a peaceful life, be in touch ith my friends, attend some music festivals
>finally fucking do my hobbies after years and years stuck in the school systm
>maybe have a family
>see and survive the impending nuclear war

I somehow really want to see a nuclear bomb go off. Like in the distance, but I want to feel the heat and see the spectacle.

Ill be your Johnny on the spot, hit me up and you can step on my nutsack while some shitty netflix movie plays in the background

Grow my company to $$$
Become more fluent in Italian
Move myself and my business to Parma
Live life for enjoyment, give no other fucks

Same, but too lazy to get into genetics now.

>thinking women are supposed to be dominant
Who's braindead now? Show your titties or gtfo you stupid cunt

PS let me actually see your penis

>finish my degree
>Purchase a home with a few acres of land
>Homeschool my kids because of common core bullshittery
>probably wont ever fully retire because that isn't the way to do things anymore.

To practice philosophy.

This

>45h week
Pleb.
65h week medfag reporting in
Eh, fucking switzerland

Get my degree at university, work, try to build my own company, become rich at the age of 35 (hopefully), live a good life and manage all my business

>pic related

>I'm better because I have less free time than you ideally would

k

havin fun is all i need

29 with severe anxiety, depression and aspergers. Dropped out of school for physics because it felt pointless and I wouldn't work in the field anyway. Hope to do IT data analytics next year at the provincial cc (program is designed for IBMs needs due to them investing in the province) and work at IBM for the rest of my days. Maybe get over anxiety and meet a special lady...wowwwww life is gay.

Finish up last two semesters of electrical engineering degree.

Get decent job.

Buy moderate house in the woods with a few acres of land.

Mow some grass and enjoy life.

Travel a little here and there.

Possibly get into farming if life lends to it.

make more children

Not kill myself

have fun

>breakfast is the most important meal of the day