>Be 19 >Mother been suspecting Im smoking weed for 3 years >Actually doing it for 6 months >She suspects harder since July or so >today I have been working with her cleaning a house >Out of nowwhere she drops the bomb >"Im going to make you do an anti-drug test >Internalscreaming.jpg >Pretend to be ok with it >"If you really dont smoke you shoudnt be worried, right?" she says >Still pretending to be ok and answer "Yes, of course" >Internalscreamingx2.jpg
What should I do Sup Forums? I dont even know when this shit will be and I just cant refuse or I'll basically admit it
Sebastian Torres
Ask her why's she being such a controlling bitch and tell you're 19 goddamn years old. If you don't have weed in the house then you have nothing to worry about. Why does she have the right to get pissed because you've smoked at a friend's house or at a party? It's none of her fucking business.
Caleb Miller
Don't smoke weed fag.
Jackson Ward
>busted for weed Nigger please.
Also what the fuck is an "anti-drug test"? You are retarded.
Get fucked.
Juan Walker
Smoke her out and ask about why she's so up tight all the time
Evan Anderson
Move the fuck Out then!! If not obey her rules, that is some cheap ass rent. Do what you are told. If you want to rebel get the fuck out and stop crying to us.
Julian Wood
Everyone in this thread is at least 15 or younger. Fucking faggots. Get off Sup Forums you degenerate losers
Xavier Rivera
Dude just color some water yellow with a little yellow food dye and put it in a 60ml or so bottle then tuck that bottle up between your nuts and your thigh for a few hours so it's warm enough to activate the colors on the drug test
Gabriel Reyes
If you live in her house you should follow her rules. Be reasonable and talk to her about it
James Evans
Does that really work? I mean has it worked for you or what?
Juan Collins
Or grow up
Austin Wright
Weed exits your body naturally after about 12 hours after the first time you've smoked, for 6 months i would say atleast 3-4 days to a week before it exits your body. just hope to jesus christ that you get tested after that.
Jason Rivera
BUY FAKE URINE FAG
Henry Nelson
What sorcery is this Sup Forums?
Ian Russell
>19yo >living at home
Kids these days.
Landon Mitchell
>19 >afraid of mom Stop being a giant pussy and just tell her you smoke weed. What in the fuck can she do about it?
Daniel Watson
kys they make money off shipping
Wyatt Campbell
eat lots of fruits (don't mix) or vegetables with lots of water like cucumber
go jogging, do cardio
this way you will clean very fast
Bentley Long
Itt: underage b& pls
modsmods
Charles Turner
your fucking 19 years old!!!! grow a pair of balls Its YOUR CHOICE to smoke bud or not I personally don't smoke no more, kinda reversed on me Used to relax me now makes me paranoid I don't find anything inherently wrong with it, if you are getting high and its causing issues in your life for whatever reason then, Don't fucking smoke.
Either way be a fucking man, CHOOSE!!!!
FFS kids these days are real fucking pussies
Jose Scott
>the ol' if you have nothing to hide bit again, is it? Play it up, dude! Tell your mom to fuck off and start acting like a drug addict and tell her you're addicted to crack, meth and heroin and you've been doing it since you were 4 or 5. Give her something to really worry about, get your money's worth on the false accusations.
Fuck accuser parents that are the biggest judges of everything they know jack shit about.
Nicholas Parker
You're a god damn adult
Daniel Reed
Stop replying to this faggot you dumb nigger
Cooper Hall
you're fucking 19 move out or straight up tell her you been chiefing for 6mo you a grown ass man beat she ass if she get mad at you
Colton Davis
Try and get some rehab out of it. Basically use her ignorance and paranoia against her and go hang out with some people for a few weeks.
Jose Rogers
Fuck that. What's he going to start scrambling around eathing wierd shit for? Because his mom thinks he's a crackhead for 6 years? LOL
Kevin Young
Get some piss from a friend.
Or just tell her the truth and to stop being such a controlling bitch. If she wants to kick you out for it, then go. You're losing out on experiencing life by being held down like that anyway.
Jordan Brooks
Pee on her to show dominace. I'm a stoner too, as long as you're managing your life on your own nobody has the right to tell you to stop. BUT if you live at "hotel mom", you're fucked. Grow a pair and start your own independent live. That much mor fulfilling anyway, even though you might have to smoke less.
Cooper Clark
Or he can not GAF and not go hunting down piss.........
Daniel Miller
Op if you do decide to go pee hunting here are some tips:Go for someone:Around your age,weight and of the same gender. Best method of collecting a small soda bottle. Before doing the test take a balloon attach it to bottle top flip bottle. Fill balloon tie of knot and put it in pocket or store in bathroom before hand.after emptying balloon on test re-knot it so you can discreetly put it in a pocket without a mess.
Gabriel Green
That is actually a good way to make it, thanks so much
Charles Rivera
You shouldnt care, youre 19. But its most likely cause you still havent made adult decisions, you need to move out, or atleast get shit done in life (looks bad if you dont have anything going for you and you only smoke weed)
Jacob White
ask a friend to give you his piss. worked for me in the past. kinda gross but yeah do it and do it smart or confess u tiny bitch
Dominic Baker
>be 19 >Is worried about drug test >Is actually 14
Ryan Scott
>mfw i have a medical marijuana card, my mom is totally cool with it, supports it and believes it should be legalized countrywide, AND doesnt smoke herself.
Isaac Cooper
Listen good. Go to the store, you need to find the stuff that they use to make gelatin (should be a powder) Mix it with water and drink it, but get ready cause it tastes like ass. Basically it does this. When you smoke, all the stuff you inhale and gets in your body sticks to your fat. In the case of the taking a piss test, your body soaks up all the thc/cannabinoids in the wall of your stomach and filters it through the kidneys and eventually out your dick. By drinking the mixture above, it creates a thin wall on the layer of your stomach, so your body doesnt soak up the thc, and you piss clean.
Jason Roberts
I recommend drinking a fuck ton of water and exercising a lot.
Logan Anderson
Have him locked up if it's illegal where he's at.
Lincoln Evans
And all I have to do is drinking it a few hours before the test right?
Christopher Russell
Yeah, that should be okay. But you want to drink a fuck ton and piss before just to be sure you get as much out as you can.
Nolan Harris
Grow the fuck up. And your mother is a cunt
Jaxon Jones
same, user...
feels fucking good
Caleb Ward
How much time do you think it takes to clean your body naturally since last time smoking? Because the test will be in at least 3 days and I havent smoke for 2 days and it was just 3 hits from a pipe
Brayden Lee
>Drink shitloads of water couple of hours before test >Eat Creatine to make piss yellow >easy win
Joseph Williams
Grab the bull by the horns and tell her you smoke every once in a while. You'll be busted anyways and she will not trust you. If you confess, you can confess to less, control the narrative while also demonstrating that she can trust you to be honest. This will give you more leverage while negotiating consequences. Also, it makes you less of a faggot. Godspeed, OP.
Tldr:
Jaxon Ross
Need to make and agreement that would hurt her greatly if she is wrong. Such as I will but since you are so un trusting of me i expect you to lick the toilet bowl clean with your tongue for thinking so little of me and not trusting me that way your not down right denying it but expecting something you want to see or her to do in return that she would never agree to do
Christopher White
Naturally, Id say a few weeks. Most say a month but its a little less than that. But if you drink a lot of water/cranberry juice, eat watermelon, exercise and keep pissing you can get clean in a week or two. About a year ago I had to do this, literally a week before my test and I smoke a lot. Did everything i said above and passed with flying colors.
Leo Harris
Drink a bunch of water before you take the test. Might help.
Christian Perez
have him arrested throw him out on the street ground him apparently since he sounds like a fucking baby
Dominic Rivera
Fuck me pls senpai
Nolan Price
OP is fucked lol
Joshua Rivera
OP needs to drink a bunch of cum
Ayden Watson
you can get someone older to go buy fake piss at a smoke shop. Some tests can be diluted with water.
Jeremiah Hughes
the police would be able to lock everyone up who ever smoked weed if that's the case.
she might just force him into drug rehab when she should be looking into faggot rehab
Connor Mitchell
21, just went to a drug test for a new job about an hour ago. So I knew I wouldn't pass. Got my gf to piss into a container and stashed it between my legs, under my nuts. Then when it came time to piss in the cup I got enough privacy to squirt it in.
Wyatt Baker
There used to be this shit called Bensinite (forget how its spelled but souns exactly like I spelled it) that was a couple hour instant detox. Used it a few times back in the day, it works.
Oliver Edwards
You are fucked man.
They are going to be able to tell that the urine came from a girl.
So unless you are a lesbian with a gf, good luck to you.
Jaxon Robinson
They wont. I did this shit a lot, used to have someone piss in a condom and tie and tape the condom to my leg, always worked until one time it busted on my leg. .
Camden Hill
Already got the pass. They stamped it and everything, no further testing needed
Isaiah Edwards
420 speaks truth
Asher Moore
that's retarded. drug tests are only checking specifically for drugs (and even then it can be specifically for just a handful of them). Unless they're sending that urine for an expensive and complete urinalysis they wont find shit they're not looking for. i.e. hormones