It's getting late, user, come to bed

It's getting late, user, come to bed

Sorry bro I'm not gay

What are you doing in his bedroom then?

I just wanted to see what it smelled like

O-okay, Ronaldo-s-sama...

What do you mean by this, Ronaldo-kun?

over/under on odds that CR7 painted that picture behind him?

Holy fuck are all you Euroshits this faggoty?

Yes. Every single one of us.

>cr7 blanket
>all three pictures in his nightstand are of him

holy kek

I reckon he wanks over pictures of himself too. His fav is probably the one from the CL final when he scored the penalty to make it 4-1 and tore his shirt off

That's obvious though who's worst in Europe? Spain, France or England?

Non-muslim swedes and germans BY FAR

Who's the bigger pathological narcissist, Trump or Tsunaldo?

Sweden, then Spain and Portugal.

he sometimes reminds me of american psycho

I'll say it's Ronaldo, only because he takes care of his appearance so much

Femanon here, I want to lick his feet

...

maybe that's not his room but his girl/boyfriend's

France

Tits or gtfo

Good morning user-sama. This is the spot where you may kiss me because I'm not a slut :3

it's only gay if the dude is ugly

that's pretty gay dude

if he had a beard he'd be a lot prettier, why does he shave it?