>be me >when I was 15 years old >working at a grocery store >at night, cleaning up before store closes >working with me is light skinned black lady >not super attractive, but not ugly either, kinda chubby, about 40 >in the kitchen, mopping >she comes in, asks me a question about Jews >when is this Jewish holiday >I tell her, I know because I am jew >ask me a few more questions about Jews >she says sorry if I offended you by asking questions about Jews >I say I don't care. I like to answer questions and am not offended by anything >oh, really >yeah >well I was wondering do Jews cut off their penises? >haha no, just the foreskin, it's called circumcision >say to her, do you want to see, in half joking half serious tone >she says sure in a joking kind of way >instantly pull down my pants and pull out dick >she looks it, and says oh now I understand, acting very civilized >keeps looking at it >reaches down and strokes it with hand for about 10 seconds >then walks away without saying anything >I go in to walk in freezer and cum on a paper towel >come out >she acts like nothing happened >we never talk about what happened >month later >I walk in on her naked in the back room >she was just standing there naked >weird >she turns and sees me and covers herself with hands >I immediately walk out >never talk about that either >is super nice to me the rest of the time I worked there >dun
Anyone else have any other weird or unexpected sexual stories?
Leo Price
>I am a jew BACK TO THE OVENS WITH YOU
Ayden Williams
Back in 2010 after I got my first smartphone (iPhone 4) I masturbated at work a lot.
Jonathan Perry
I thought the holocaust didn't happen
Leo Bell
Where at work? Bathroom? Or somewhere more risky?
Carson Sullivan
I fucked a girl in the back of my car and she's pretended I don't exist ever since. Probably regret, yes?
Josiah Morales
I am Puerto Rican and used to flirt with an attractive black girl who I worked with at a casino.Not into black girls at all though. One day she grabs me and takes me to one of the rooms and told me to fuck her. I was too pussy to do it. I had fucked numerous Hispanic and white chics by then. Not sure why black pussy scared me. I kept thinking she might have aids. Even though she was attractive and educated.
Hudson Adams
Definitely regret. All women are bitches. Don't feel bad.
Jack Hughes
edgelord
John Williams
Communist
Jordan Wood
Commie scum
Nathaniel Bell
Yeah in the bathroom, nothing too weird... :d
Elijah Lopez
Not sure. My wife acts like I don’t exist and I’ve been fucking her for 8 years.
Ian Russell
I currently work with this black bitch about 8 years older than me (I'm 21). She's decently attractive, has a nice ass.. She seems to want to talk to me now and then so my question is could I fuck her? I've caught her bent over the sink with her ass out and she's bumped into me. Dick went straight to her crack..
What can I say to fuck her, are there questions that could lead me in?
Dylan Barnes
In grade school I used to ask to leave class for the bathroom and I would cum on the girls coats hanging on hooks in the hallways (no lockers) I was standing in the middle of the hallway with my dick out. I got such a rush with the chance of being caught. Never was.
Julian Long
Fukn fpbp, noice m8
Gommie scum
Easton Green
Do not believe the kike's lies. It just wants to normalize miscegenation.
Christian Powell
First of all are you white? If so then you can definitely fuck her. Black girls are easy. Nothing to be scared of. Ask her to come talk to you alone. She will come. Say you want her to come over to your place after work. She will come. Be upfront and in control. Take charge of the conversation. When she comes over, you know she will be down to fuck. She already wants it.
Jack Torres
Uncle Adolf approves this post
Caleb Young
OP here. For the record, this fag is right. That is the only reason I posted this. The goyim know. Pull out guys!
Leo White
brainwashed hentai masturbators
Bentley Jackson
I would joke around with her. Like I had to work on my birthday and I asked her what she bought me. She laughed. I would compliment her ass.
Black women like game and Chinese food. When me and her worked nights, I’d order us Chinese.
I am married now and it’s been years. Wish I would’ve done it, but no condom. She’s alive still (Facebook friend). So no aids. Still a be regret on my end.
Oliver Hernandez
Yeah I'm white.. I had this inclination she'd be easy but why? Do they want money or some shit? She actually lives nearby so it could work out really well, problem is I can't invite her to my place
Robert Williams
KEEP THE BLOODLINE PURE! HAIL HORTLER!
Grayson Young
I fucking hate communists FUCK YOU COMMIE
Bentley Collins
Smells like plebbit
Jacob Martin
>be 16 >working as a postman, because poor >working in Summer >always sweating >be inna hurry >one day shitton of rain >be innahouse >overweight woman walks towards me >casualy talking about shitty weather >tells me that there is a stain on my short >pretty much squeezes my dick >instant boner >she keeps touching 1/2
Benjamin Gomez
>she takes my hand and puts it in her right tit >start to squeeze her too >mind goes blank >BTFO >walking around with a boner all day Long >never saw her again >still thinking about her from time to time I hate being a Beta fuck
Ayden Gutierrez
Part 2?
Mason Gomez
I jerked off on the Key Biscayne bridge in Miami
Leo Hall
how overweight
Carter Perez
Pic related, Just white
Xavier Smith
Fuck me
Gavin Brown
Kek
Mason Reed
African land whale
Aiden Young
If 4s, OP is a fag
Angel Fisher
>Not sure. My wife acts like I don’t exist and I’ve been fucking her for 8 years. L O L
Anthony Gray
If fuck her
Thomas Evans
Why do jews never shut the fuck up about being jews? lmao fucking off yourself kike
Noah Martin
>fucks her and she acts like he doesn't exist So you have the perfect marriage?
Levi Parker
...
Noah Bailey
this
Eli Lopez
Maybe that flag identifies as a peace sign, you don't know it's life.