Fact: 85% of all objects on Earth have been in someone's rectum

>Fact: 85% of all objects on Earth have been in someone's rectum.

Confession time. What was the last thing Sup Forums had up its ass?

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A stranger's penis. No regrets.

pffffffff

Hm?

shit

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This. Best prostate massager

Does it work well? I've always wondered if it's possible for me to cum hands free.

I don't stick things up my ass but I had my first prostate exam not long ago. It felt weird and uncomfortable but the doctor who did it was actually a very attractive lady so I lucked out there.

9 inch dildo

Would you let her do it again if she let you fuck her afterwards?

And three golf balls later hahaha

If I answer literally, the last thing in my ass was a turd.

If I answer normally, I put a ziploc bag over the end of a broom and shoved it up my ass while masturbating. That was a couple years ago though.

I didn't enjoy it but yeah I totally would.

Dubs for all

I've always wanted to experience that, too

I would pay to see a rectum inserted into a rectum.

Something about the way you said that made it sound so violent.

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I’ve cum hands free with this. It works wonderfully. Now hands free to me doesn’t mean you never touch your dick, but there’s at least a minute since you touched it and you cum.

But even if you don’t cum hands free, it’s a mind blowing orgasm.

Lol nice

I got on all fours, put the broomstick inside about 8 inches, then put the bristles against the wall and moved in and out very gently and jerked my gherkin at the same time.

butt plug

Hanger, age 8.
Sat on a fucking hanger and it managed to get stuck in my fucking butthole.

ouch

a bottle and a gun congrats you just ruined hollywood undead
motherfucker you just ruined chrismas
mother fucker i hope thats a pipe bomb and not a dildo or im gonna be very disappointed
why a cable why

youtube.com/watch?v=aUS7fSH9ano

why you all sticking stuff up your asses and discussing stuffing things up your ass with no mention of charlotte sartre the queen of anal and stuff things up her butt?

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poop

A carrot

My foster father's dick. It was kind of traumatic for an 8yr old.

You need to wash yo ass!

I'm sure it exists somewhere.

OP's mom's tongue...

Just poop. Because I'm no fucking faggot.

Putting stuff in your ass is gay. Don't be gay.

last night, it was your dad's dick

oh .... burn .... op do you need a ride to the burn unit?

wuba luba dub dub

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Everything we know is made up of space dust. Very old space dust. So anything that is in your butt including your butt itself, has been in your butt.

op i here deep heat make good lube when you ran out ;)

Doc Johnson Big Boy

Ring bologna

Toothbrush

your mother

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The jar or the contents of the jar?

Only estimated but not proofen

a can for shaving cream. I cant buy dildos because i dont want my gf to find them so i use random tube shaped objects

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A finger

A Chillweiser. Look it up.

enlighten me, the internet seems to have no clue what you are on about.

nothing. im not a degenerate

the jar nigga

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a large Xar

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A burgundy 1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme with leather interior

...derp. Chillsner.

is this bait? you realize these arent dubs right

because theyre gay duh