Hi everyone its fortune time with osaka as your host
The rules
>fortunes may take some time to be made
>discussion is accepted
>fortunes can range from decent to absolute shit
>one fortune per user
>I have the right to refuse service
>any bad fortune will happen to you
>reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, and
>death
Sorry for that
Do me :)
Ok anonu so tell me how Sup Forums been doing?
>your fortune says you will have to be paranoid for two days to escape death
It's been doing fine, I'm still pretty new I've
Been in Sup Forums for about 7 months and its pretty cool
Just asking since I visited /r9k/ they were nice also Im still not leaving you guy
The only downside about coming to Sup Forums is all the faggotry threads since im super against this stuff but still pretty fun :)
>The only downside about coming to Sup Forums is all the faggotry threads
Finally someone on Sup Forums who isn't a faggot
There's downsides for every board in Sup Forums the only thing is you chose which poison you want to drink for your time being here if you get what I mean
I dont know how this works but hey, lets try
Do me
Sure anonu
>your fortune says you will have to fend off a bunch of crackheads to protect your booze
Damn, again? I swear this already happened like a month ago
Go another way then or go in daylight time
I lost my favorite cap that night :(:( :(
Still, was good fun and i got to punch a friend with no repercusions so cool
Also can i ask if he is going to say yes when i ask him to be my bf? I dont care if he says no i just want to be ready
How close are you with him and are you a girl or gay?
hello hello, osaka! how are you tonight
Fine anonu just fine *hugs*
>your fortune says my cuteness will get you notice and liked for a week
that's good I'm glad! I didn't need a fortune but thank you
Im a dude and he is a trans dude but i dont think that matters, id say we are getting pretty close, and he has hinted... Well pretty much said that he likes me but he doesnt want to "ruin" me but at the same time he keeps hinting shit that he likes me and well... I dont know
Im gonna do it anyways but id like to know if i have a chance
How are you doing today anonu? Also should I post my channel link if it doesn't bother you
You do but be careful ok
it's your thread! you don't need to ask me if you can do anything!
Yeah it is sorry i was just asking since I might come off as to forceful
Also here's link
discord gg/mSNF8X
Carefull? Of what?
Also thanks for this, i do need to talk this out sometimes, people like you are always good
...
You should try not to hurt him mentally ok and be sure your ready also no problem
are you a gypsy, gyspy woman?
im posting Sata andagi just in case, but i dont want it to be something where im summoning a demon to exchange something for my soul
I would like a fortune and in exchange here is a bad pun
Sata andagi
Have you ever tried to eat a cock? Its very cum-suming
Not a gypsy also don't believe in demonic rituals or any religous things for that matter so your safe
>your fortune says to kill the rat before it kill you
I don't require anything anonu but thanks alot
>your fortune says to break a clock to gain three days off
You got the fortune anonu
>your fortune says sweet dreams
Hey . B. What's my reading
Sata andagi
I care about him too much to hurt him...
Im going to sleep now so goodbye user
Thanks
kill the rat
ive been thinking this over for a few moments now
how literal of a rat?
please, would you care to clarify a little bit?
>your fortune says you will be denied from entering to your favorite place for vomiting on the floor
>your fortune says your dreams will involve frogs raping you to death
Night
He will steal and live of you like one also abandon you when your in need
SATA ANDAGI
Not op but kill all the rats, or at least cut them off
Haha
>your dream fortune says you will cum all over the mountains while eating some pasta
Agreed burn them
nice
sheeeeeit, well thats is fucking with me something else.
i just cant figure out who this might refer to, for all i can gather up, it might be me. im basically a neet at the moment, but can i abandon myself?
i guess, in a way, i already have, but kill him?
is my ego the rat? i cant apply this fortune to anything else if not literal.
literal, i agree. but what is the most humane?
how do a gather mice/rats/etc and have them be available to a hawk or something?
Anything interesting gonna be coming my way?
i see double dubs in your present!
sATa aNDaGI
You can kill him in a psychological sense you just need to know how to do it
I see 20 percent off ammunition in your nearest gun store
>your dream fortune says you will become the richest man in the world but there will be a dark shadow behind you
can i go ahead and eat like 10g's of mushrooms and face him 1v1? i would love to get rid of this demon thats been holding me down and back these past...
fuck. 9 years.
its been 9 years.
welp, now im tearing up.
I say just lay off the drugs and get a job and take to somone like you about how your feelings and ways to make it better
*Talk
Sorry
im sober, been sober from any 'drugs' since feb?
i got heavy tipsy like a month ago, but i dont drink much.
i know i should get a job, and i really dont want to make excuses, but i have no idea what i would want to do. Ill end up having some bs food service or something job and itll end with me offing myself.
as for the talk to someone, my 'upbringing' doesnt allow for that. its taboo to say that somethings fucky with me.
Oh I see but your doing it with me right now and you should do more research on looking for a job
Can I have fortune ples?
Ok daffy
>your fortune says it will be rabbit season
My gun has waited
For the time of rabbit hunts
It is snowing on Mt. Fuji
if they knew what a Sup Forums was ooooooohhh baby.... that would be something.
thanks for listening though.
the only reason i dont want to go back to school is to not take out another loan. im still paying off this first mistake until 2021 and as much as i would want to go back, i have no clue what to focus on as to make the best use of the funding.
much like anyone else, i dont want a job. i want a career
Oh nice your native or foreign also its time
Why don't you become a mechanic or something like that
SATA ANDAGI
What is my fortune, thee of fortune speak
>your dream fortune says you will go deep in the ocean finding lost treasure
SATA ANDAGI
Nah I just know how to write haikus. The last line is incorrect though. It's a running joke to put "it's snowing on mt fuji" at the end of joke haikus.
id like to have a go at welding, fusing metal to metal sounds metal AF.
but its something i wnt to just learn how to do, not really work in the field.
even so, i have no clue where I would start. and not in that "its starts with 'type it into google' kind of way"
>your dream fortune says you will sit in a white room starting at nothing for your time being
Oh I get you like the nichijou joke
que?
What is a que?
SATA ANDAGI
Can you please tell me if Ian and I will end up in a happy, devoted romantic relationship with each other?
I've consulted several oracle and each has given a unique insight on the situation.
We are soul mates. This has been confirmed numerous times. But there have been other lifetimes, such as this one, where making our way back to each other has been a challenge. I have died every day waiting for him.
Now that I have him near me, I don't want to lose him.
Guide me, Al jah Kay, if you truly possess the gift.
Que is spanish for what.
さーたーあんだぎー
I see ok I can't help you there anymore but I say just stick to fixing shit for a living
>your dream fortune says you will shoot your gun at the children that are staring menacingly at you
Don t cheat on him and try to do something different everyday but remember to take time of and relax
>your fortune says you will have a misunderstanding with him but it will be cleared in the end
Sorry don't understand
I don't think I could've been clearer, what is my fortune, thee(you) of fortune speak(one who speaks/types fortune)
Alright. Well, thanks Osaka. I'll rid my rat as soon as I gain sight of him
Can you elaborate the misunderstanding? Will the outcome be good?
Will we end up with each other as we are destined to be?
I'm not op, therefore I asked you what in the form of question not understanding why you thought me to be op.
Good anonu tell me when you got rid of it ok and have a good night
Won't be that bad just a lie someone spread out your boyfriend but yes you will love each other again
Whoops, wrong number, not sure how that happened
SatandAgi
Ignorance is a part of life. Something we must each learn to overcome.
Thank you. How will I find you?
What is thine gift by way of foresight?
SATA ANDAGI
>your dream fortune says I will watch you as you sleep for today petting you
Just meet me in the channel since I don't make threads daily yuno
>your fortune sayeth thou shall not be a homosexual for it defiles the kings name
>your dream fortune says you will pop bubbles in a dark room with little light
Greetings user, Sata andagi . U.K. Uni user needing fortune for following week!
Aye aye. My handle will be welder rat, or something of that nature
I'd go with weldingrats, as in welding a rat but plural
Oh I see what's that all about?
Sorry for being dummy
>your fortune says to take some pills for the event and stay calm also you will forget something important
Cute pirate thing also its your dessicon but sure do it
SATA ANDAGI
>your dream fortune says you will be in the last show you watch and do normal shit for your dream
Ill take two more post before sleeping
Alright, well I'm out.
Farewell and good night to you.
And thanks again
Your welcome anonu
Ok im out night everyone have a good day tommorow
SATA ANDAGI
do me good sir