There is a plot against the German people going on since at least 2000 years

There is a plot against the German people going on since at least 2000 years.
Prove me wrong.

you are your own enemy

Yeah, everyone's out to get you. That must be it.

>enjoy a peaceful life in comfy wooden house
>worship trees
>mind own business
>Romans arrive to take your land, rape your wife, kidnap your child and burn your village

>be peaceful Saxon pagan
>still worship trees
>Frenchies arrive, start a war, cut down the trees and groves and force you to adopt christianity

>be citizen of HRE
>Frenchies arrive again, destroy your Reich, remove quadriga from the Brandenburger gate and bring it to Paris, make French provinces out of your homeland

>be citizen of the German Empire
>Frenchies, Anglos and Slavs don't like a "big", Prussian Germany
>get tricked into a war against the whole world
>defend your country
>"you Germans are monsters"

>be broken German
>Austrian tyrant arrives
>Get tricked into another war against the world
>defend your country
>"you Germans are nazi-monsters"

>be absolutely humiliated German
>"well, at least we finally have peace now"
>hordes of muslims arrive
>not allowed to resist, because you are an evil German nazi-monster

Of course. It's all our fault.

Anglos lose all battles but win the war.
Germans lose all wars but win at life.

>Germans lose all wars
Well meme'd.

>win at life
Elaborate that.

>Occupy half of Europe
"defend your country"
And who´s imposing you to accept refugees aside from your own governement?

Our people are so dumb they love big government there is no saving us.

Hunnic total lack of self awareness: the post

Germany is the guy constantly starting fights and getting his ass beat every time

Not since 2000 years but the last 100 years maybe. The kaufman plan or the anglo mentality since ww1.
It's all there but I don't think it's an organized plan. Just the rest of the world being pissed and butthurt.

You germans ARE INDEED monsters. Why cant you be civilized like the rest of Europe ?

Ok this is just ridiculous

Germany still exists as a nation with lots of soft power. Huh, that was pretty easy

>that level of ethnomasochism
Fuck that's hot

>>Occupy half of Europe
What part of "get tricked" didn't you understand?
Do you really think every German soldier had the occupation of Europe in his mind? They fought for honour and for the survival of our people. At least this is what the soldiers fought for. Not the politicians.

>who´s imposing you to accept refugees aside from your own governement?
>implying the German government is sovereign
Also this refugee-shit and "German tolerance" is a consequence of anti-German campaigns and "denazification" which were forced on us by Americans and Brits after WWII.
The plan is to kill the German culture and transform Germany into a multicultural country. Americans even admitted it in their WWII propaganda ("Your job in Germany", "Here is Germany"). They were successful.

No, this is pretty much German history in a nutshell.

>You germans ARE INDEED monsters
Did the 7:1 really hit you so hard? :^)

I love how all the normies in this country don't know or care about all this anti-german sentiment around the world.
It's like they live in a bubble.

Yeah their are ennemies out they're that want your end germany, in the campaigns, in the cities, there everywhere

>Not since 2000 years but the last 100 years maybe.
What about Napoleon? What about Clovis? What about Varus?

It is not against the Germans. It is against the Pure bloods. For the new world order, there must be only one race and the Germans are (or were) on of the most resistant to race mixing.

You are making fun of him but it's true

I havn't expected any other reaction by a Frenchie. Betrayal is French tradition, which reaches back to carolingian times.

>be peaceful Saxon pagan

Saxons commited several pillage against peaceful French hamlets and were warned several time by Charlemagne to stop their bullshit

Your fault for attacking and pillaging peaceful French villagers, you did the same to Slavs too.

>be citizen of the German Empire
>neglects the part where it was only formed after an aggressive war with France for no reason

We dindunuffin we da good boyz trynna worship our trees and shiet dem mothafuckin' Rou-manz came in and made us sperg out during two world warz.

>Pure bloods

Go back to Sup Forums

>implying christianised Frankish tyrants were not mass murderers who believed to be god's chosen king

Napoleon III. declared war on Germany at 19th of July 1870 because we rejected his demands.

>because we rejected his demands
>not because bismarck edited the king's telegraph to intentionally bait the french

germans are subhumans

germans love blaming others

>because bismarck edited the king's telegraph to intentionally bait the french
Sounds like a really legitimate reason to declare war on Germany.

Bismarck apparently thought so or else why do it in the first place saying how he wanted a war?

Franks
>God's chosen people
>Chearlemagne is the new david

Saxons
>Sons of Woden
>Literally little gods on earth

Saxons were more arrogant than Franks desu

I can't
Literally impossible

german history is basically "talk shit get hit"

the Kenites (descendants of Cain) in the Old Testament who are descended from the serpent (see the word Nachash) and then the Khazars and their Babylonian Talmud since ~740AD. Since the German people are Adamic peoples( descended from Adam), the serpents' seed(Kenites) and their soldiers the Khazars since ~740AD have tried to work their evil against the Adamic Germanic peoples. Make sure that (((they))) fail.

One has to be blind to say the world doesn't hate or want to eliminate us but to say that they just attack us for no reason is retarded.

Interesting thesis. Is there any serious source to that?

Anyway, our ancestors wandered out of their original homeland and arrived Europe even before the tribes of Israel were founded. We have nothing to do with this abrahamic stuff.

But it's true. Why would Romans or Frenchies walk around on our land? Because they were greedy and dreamt about conquering Europe before it was cool.

>Why would Romans or Frenchies walk around on our land?
> on our land?
>our land

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

Give back pic related

Germans plot againts themselves since like 500 years ago.

Why should we prove anything? It's a good thing and sad enough we haven't succeeded yet

What the hell is going on with the borders of Normandy?

>Map from 628
Yea, of course the map from 628 shows our land as Frankish territory, because this is the era when you actually tried to conquer us, you idiot.
Have a map from 116. Pic related. As you can see, Germania was free and meanwhile you guys got your balls squeezed by Romans.

You do know Normandy is more on the left, right? The weird borders are drawn on the Flemish coastline

>Only escapes getting their scheissters pushed in by Varus because Arminius, a man raised by Romans, taught in Roman schools and given a Roman noble's title decides to stab them in the back
>Has the absolute sheer fucking BALLS to call anyone "perfidious" or "treacherous"
G * R M A N S

>a man raised by Romans, taught in Roman schools and given a Roman noble's title
Also kidnapped by Romans. When he came back to Germania he has seen what those lovely Romans did to his people and then he decided to unite some Germanic tribes and blow those occupying legionaries out.

There was no Norm*ndy at that time


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